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I was going to the lab when I met this weird monster. Turns out it was Ushas who was trying to catch Theta because she wanted to study the Earth disease. Apparently she has been chasing him the whole day. I tried to tell her that we can’t catch an Earthling disease, but I don’t think she heard under all that... stuff.

Or maybe she did, but she is ignoring me because she is having fun scaring Theta

- Drax

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Why do you like beards so much?

They're stylish!

-Koschei

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I will be the lord President of Gallifrey!

Go big or go home, my dear

-Koschei

What do you all want to be when u grow up?

I still don’t know that. But I’m sure I want to see the universe!!

-Theta

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I will be a great scientist! The whole universe will know about my inventions! Magnus says he wants to be the best army General of Gallifrey. I don't really know about Rallon and Millennia, but I'm quite sure in the future Mortimus will mess around a lot with other species, Jelpax will have some sort of bureaucrat and Vansell... He will end up doing something shady, like a spy or something. 

 - Drax

What do you all want to be when u grow up?

I still don’t know that. But I’m sure I want to see the universe!!

-Theta

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What do you all want to be when u grow up?

I still don’t know that. But I’m sure I want to see the universe!!

-Theta

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Who's the blonde female Gallifreyan with the perigosto stick? She seems pretty cool!

Hey I’m Theta and I’m not a girl :P I’m just the more awsome Perigosto player in the whole galaxy B)

-Theta

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Let’s look to the bright side... We’re back. With style.

*epic This is Gallifrey in the background*

Credits for the pic: Lucca Comics 2015, Italy

@askthedeca as the marvellous and wonderful Deca (in the marvellous and majestics persons of Mortimus, Magnus, Koschei, Drax and Theta) + some amazing Italian cosplayers as Rassilon and the other Time Lords

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can i just say, i thought this blog was dead until y'all came back online to diss chibnall. iconic. ily.

We couldn’t stay silent in front of such an abomination. And we love us too, random uman, but thanks.

(Authors’ note: We love you too)

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Sure as hell we won’t.

Quick PSA: The Deca will n̲o̲t̲ be conforming to any of the backstory presented in “The Timeless Children” for what I hope are obvious reasons. Thanks, Chibs!

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We recognize Chris Chibnall has made a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision, we’ve elected to ignore it.

We are the Deca. Theta is the first. We know each other since we were kids.

The Deca has spoken. And now we must go because Koschei wants to bomb Sol III (and we are going to help him)

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Hey guys, love you all, it's a long story to explain involving alternate universes and blah blah but you're basically family in my timeline (especially you Thete and double especially you Kos you fucking nerd love you). I wish you all would do more things because your blog brings me joy, I know life sucks and it's busy but just like stop by and say hi every once in a while if you feel like it. Also, so I don't end on a serious note, Kos your beard sucks and Mort tell your plant bae I said hi.

Hi anon!

We’re so, so sorry for our absence, but we have so much things to do… exams,  planning a trip; you know, our usual things.

We love you too, random fan/member of the family, don’t worry, and sometimes we will always return here to say “hello” to you and to the others followers, but we hope you understand that we have also our busy lives to carry on.

Oh, and my beard is awesome.

Don’t encourage Mortimus, please.

See you soon,

Kos and the others of the Deca

PS spoiler: we’re planning a really, really awesome trip, you’ll see. Have you ever heard of the Toymaker?

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DO YOU KNOW THAT ONE DAY KOSCHEI AND THETA WILL ALMOST KISS AND THEN DON'T AND THEN KOSCHEI DIES

Yes, yes and we are Time Lords, we don’t die. We regenerate. And are you sure he didn’t do it on purpose? He’s an arse like that sometimes

-Drax

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Magnus, ask Ushas out, she won't kill you

Says who? Clearly you have no idea who you are talking about.

- Magnus

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Vansell, I hate you!!!!!

welcome to the club     -Koschei

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Okay! Who put a pigrat in my room! I know it was one of you lot. (Glares at Koschei)

Why I’m always the scapegoat?! I did nothing this time

- Koschei

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Where's Rallon and Millennia? I kept worrying about them so much.

Oh don’t worry, they’re fine! Now they’re in class, lesson with Borusa: don’t bother them.

- Koschei

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(pokes head into Koschei’s dorm) Koschei! Theta’s brother has better facial hair than you! (runs into my TARDIS and dematerializes before Koschei can get to me)

… you wish, Brax 

- Koschei