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“What kin’ I say? The man likes to piss in jars, an’ I like ta’ piss everywhere else. A mutal respect sorta thing that latar’ became kinship, aye.”

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Whiskey or Rum?

“RUM! WHISKEHY! Wait, are you askin’ me or am I orderin? Ah’ cahn’t tell.”

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are you familar with the ooc guys?

“I’ve only heard a’ those white loons in myth! Ooor from Sneep… I catch wee bits and pieces av’ them, but I’m always too buzzed ta’ listen a good ear. Apparently they’ve got themselves a looker fer’ a nurse! Can’t wait ta’ see the legs on that lass!”

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Have you ever accidentally drank Sniper's piss?

“………’Aven ta’ clue.”

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You still up for going out for drinks, mate?

“Am I evar’! If yew got the time then I got tha’ place boyo. And that place be right here right now if ya’ wantit’ to be! Got anywhere in mind, or dija’ want me ta’ make some drinkin’ reservations fer’ the tew of us aht my house?”

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why are you so cute? i need answers right now immediatly

Surely you must be wonna’ the tew if ya’ find piss drunk synonymous with cute. That, or maybe yer’ actually blind under those shades. Either way, Ah’ think yew’ need help, laddie.

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Ya’ messy mongrels didnta’ think I woun’ta caught yar’ little party ovar’ here now, didnt’cha? Well I got news fer yoo, I’m bringin’ the whole bloody party dewn with me! Who’s ready ta’ pass the drinks?

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