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NAILLLLL come be my SCRIBE! Nail, be sure to write down everything I say. It's imperative that you take down every letter with the correct EMPHASIS! This reminds me of that time on TV when - what's that? We don't have a TV???
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Nail, gather the rest of the dragon balls and wish for a TV before you finish this bullshit blog description. I'll have Dende to keep me company while we wait. Now go and STOP SLACKINGGG!
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Oh great and powerful Super Kami Guru, answer me this one question. Who is best pony?
Yup.
It's about time to quit.
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Have you always been this sexy?
Yesssssssssssss
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What do you think of Frieza's brother, Cooler?
Who?
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Were there female namekians several years prior to the horrible climate shift that took place on your world?
No
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WE LOVE YOU SUPER KAMI GURU! AND BY WE I MEAN JUST ME!
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We all know you give birth through your mouth and you're all boys, but do you have a sexuality, hm? :3
Yes.
I am super sexual.
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In hell, are you able to watch tv now? If so, what shows are your favorite?
In Hell,
am I able to watch the one thing I've always wanted to?
And Batman.
Batman is cool.
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What's your power level? Could you have taken on Frieza in a fight?
Power levels are bullshit, my child.
Hell YEAH I could've taken him! I would have mopped the floor with his organs!
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Guru, is it true you've gone through multiple Nails? (i.e, you had a servant named Nail long ago, he died, and you forced all the servants after that to change their names to Nail)
No.
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Do you throw dog biscuits at "New Nail" too?
Dog toys!
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Who designed your clothes, because honey, they be fierce!
Tailor-Namek
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Are you planning to come back to life to control all the universe with the army you have taken from Hell? If so, should I be worried since I look an awful lot like an albino Namekian?
No.
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Can you tell us more about your takeover of Hell?
No
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So how does the pecking order go with you and Mr Popo
Me
Me
Me
Me
Me
Slug
Me
Me
Popo
Me
Dirt
Shit
Dhit
Nail
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