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[askpiperangel]

If I were to hand you a beverage would you willingly drink it

“Of course! Why wouldn’t I?”

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“I managed to get Mr. Allen to swap clothes with me!”

“I look rather stylish, hehe! Though, I am not quite sure what he is sulking about…”

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“Happy birthday, Billy!”

“Hm? What is it, kiddo?”

“GAAAAH!”

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“Phonegingi gave me this potion and instructed me to drink it!”

“I literally do not feel any different. What was the point in that..?”

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“It’s Billy’s birthday soon! Any suggestions what i could do for him?”

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“DON’T SMOOCH THE COWBOY!!!”

Hey. Hey. Hey. Sarge. Sheriff. Mr. Allen. Sir. …mwah 💋

Whu-

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WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE INDER THE MASK ☺️ 😠

“H-Hm? Our masks? H-Hah, i’m not sure where you’re from, strange fellow, but we’re from Dialtown! People and critters have object heads here..This isn’t uh..T-This isn’t no mask, hehe.. B-Benno has a mask though!”

“Squeak!”

*BREAD BIN NOISES.*

“Eugh… Still makes me uneasy..”

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hehe pip. like pip pirrip. haha little british people called pip. (mt favourite type of character)

“HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO A CHILD! AND I AM NOT LITTLE, I AM THE AVERAGE SIZE FOR A WOMAN OF THIS AGE—”

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OOC: I drool over this person’s art.

Well you know what they say-

save a horse…

@directdogman this is a little suggestive but … norgm..

@sergeant-norman-allen

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HOW WE DOIN TODAY MISS

“Great! Great, thank you! Just a busy day at work…”

“[Accent Switch] I hope yer havin’ a good ol’ time, Pardner!”

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OOC: What the fuck, man? Think before you type, these are real people.

sorry for another mod post but rape threats are really not fucking cool. some of you guys need to remember you’re still sending these asks to a real person yk ? anyway asks r gonna be closed for a while too

[askpiperangel]

“Ohh, i love Neptune! Miss Crown must think i’m amazing…”

Miss Crown! Aren’t i just your favourite? Haha! Hm. Watch this—! *Waves laser pointer around.*

Im sending you to Neptune.

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HI PIPER I HEARD U LOVE MINIONS BLESS U UR THE BEST AHHHHHRGGHHH

“Ah, i assume you mean those yellow, pill-shaped creatures?”

“Why yes, i find them adorable! Just look at the little fella!”

“PIPER?! ARE YOU USING MY PHONE TO LOOK AT ODDLY TERRIFYING MINION MEMES AGAIN?!”

“Ah! Not at all, Stabby!”

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“Hehe, look at these funny yellow guys! Shooty informed me they’re called “Memes?” They look so silly!”

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Quack👹

“Apologies, Dearest Anon, for i do not know what you are—”

“Quack!! :3”

“...Huh...”

[askpiperangel]

birth?

“…I beg your pardon..?”

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MAIN ACC IS @8bitwonders

“Stabby told me to get a “computer” and download this thing called “Tumblr” so uh...Hello! Call me Pip! I am Detective Piper Angel, though you probably know me already for how brilliant i am, heh! Here are some things about me!”

Info:

Pronouns: She/her

Flag: 🇬🇧

Likes: “Ducklings! A lot, hehe! I like other things too, but ducklings and birds are all you need to know about.. O-Ooh! Other than the fact i like space! Oh, it’s so beautiful! My great grandfather worked for NASA all those years ago, i love space..”

“I work for Mayor Mingus as Dialtown’s one and only (totally not corrupt..) detective! I usually have my lil’ pet duck Benno with me along the way! He likes wearing different hats, heh! I gave him a mask, Dialup duck heads are horrible...Don’t tell Miss Crown i said that…”

“I used to wear disguises for different missions, so you can ask to see some of those! I think i have some of in my closet somewhere…Hm.”

Alliances:

“I tend to hang around with Little Billy, he’s truly a cute little boy when you ignore the havoc he wreaks!”

“Hm. That Mr. Allen guy is not too bad, neither is Phonegingi..They’re not my friends though, i swear!”

“Hehe, i am totally Miss Crown’s favourite too...”

“I live with Stabby, Shooty and Mr. Rustlebelt at The Dialtown Zoo!”

Works with The Dialtown Mob, hence why she’s so obsessed with Mingus.

Acts cold to Norm for being a normie but secretly respects the dude.

OOC: Ask rules:

Her accent switches to Southern sometimes, since she disguised as a cowgirl for a whole year for a mission and got used to speaking in a Southern accent.

Piper is not a minor, so feel free to message what you would like (Romance, threats etc.) Just do not go too far.

Please do not spam the ask box, as i am likely busy and will not respond for a while. I probably will not respond if you spam.

“Feel free to ask Benno questions too, but he doesn’t do much..”

Open to roleplaying, OC asks and character asks!

May contain some headcannons.

Some asks will be responded with drawings, some won’t be. Nothing personal!

Ty! :3