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I'm not sure what we would do....but I would at least greet her with the song Mr. Johnson programmed me to sing for her when she came to work every day. Just like the days of Old Aperture.

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chicksdigthephoenix:

gervaisebrook-hamster:

gervaisebrook-hamster:

orthbond:

rubitinmyeyes:

zabchan:

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

“i’m different”

my fiance didn’t immediately get the reference when I showed him the other king turret pic, so this time I’m hitting him over the head with the joke. 

Okay yes yes to this

oh

ICAN’T

Reblogging again

Screw everything

HHHHHHHH

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((OOC: Hiatus))

((Hello everyone! I'm sorry I haven't been updating as of late. School work has been keeping me busy. In fact, that's why I'm taking this little hiatus. To get back into the swing of things. Hopefully I won't be gone for too long, but when I'm done I'll be sure to update!))

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Tumblr Crushes:

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robotnixie

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Is Aphrodite trying to tell me something? I'm not sure I fully understand...Some of these people I don't even know of!

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Are you a brony?

What is a "brony?" Is it some sort of mythical beast I haven't heard of yet?

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rubitinmyeyes:

soapsgonnacutyou:

Original nyan turret made by this person for the nyan turret video (I just made a GIF from the video because I didn’t see any going around…)

Happy things for my blog

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robotnixie:

Portal Turret Remix

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[Firing Exploding Poultry Units in 3...2...1...]

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Hey Oracle! If you are ever bored and want to watch a movie, I suggest WALL*E by Pixar Animation Studios. It's about robots who are different in a very good way- just like you :3 Let me know what you think of it once you watch it!

I love this movie...

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chattersphere:

chattersphere:

ask-oracle-turret:

chattersphere:

ask-oracle-turret started following you

Er…um…hello?

She didn’t send you, did she? I certainly hope not, that would be bad, very, very bad…

…I’m different.

Hmm…something seems familiar about you… Oh! I know! You’re that…

Oh!  She saved you?  That’s lovely.  Hmmm, somehow I missed that.  Don’t remember it at all.

Er…you’re not going to shoot me if we ever meet again, are you?  I’d really prefer to not be shot, thank you.

I won't shoot you....unless you annoy the birds again. They're my friends, you know....didn't appreciate it when you threw the eggs into that one door.

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how do you feel about Black Mesa? (PS: can I hug you?)

BURN THEIR HOUSE DOWN!!!

(and yes, you can...after I burn their house down)