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[askhawkybarton]

dysfunctional vigilantes

[askhawkybarton]

Hawk came back a short while later.

"I come baring gifts!" He said as he laid the food and drinks down on the edge of the bed. "Grab what you want"

Pop Star Continued Again LOL || Ali || Closed

@askhawkybarton

Ali looked around the small town, taking in the sights.

She’d dressed in a jacket over her leggings and a beanie- hoping she wasn’t recognized. Or that if she was they were decent enough not to tell anyone.

“This place is cute. Nat mentioned a popcorn place in town?” she asked as they walked down the street.

[askhawkybarton]

"As long as I get to be behind you when you do downward dog," He said with a wink.

He grabbed two towels, one for both of them to dry off.

🛌

Hawk woke up slowly, letting out a soft groan.

"Shit... I'm too old for all-nighters" He looked over at Bobbi, shocked that she was still in his bed. He had always assumed that if they ever got together, it would be a one-night stand kind of thing.

Her still being there was kind of... nice?

Yeah, it was nice.

But he was still too old for all-nighters.

If he had been ten years younger he could have gone all night, gotten an hour of sleep, and be ready for another couple of rounds.

Not now though. Now he just wanted to take a hot shower and slap an icy hot on his back.

"I'm too old for everything, shit" He grumbled to himself as he slowly rolled out of the bed, trying not disturb Bobbi.

[askhawkybarton]

"I mean, do you want a spanking? I'm sure I can make up some perceived infraction that you've done recently."

😲

Hawk had had a long couple of weeks and needed some personal time for some... relaxation.

He hadn't taken the time to do much of anything besides lay on his bed and yank his pants down below his waist.

He was getting a good groove in when his door cracked open.

Disgruntled, he looked up to see who couldn't even bother to knock.

"If you aren't joining me, I'm gonna need you to wait 10 minutes"

[askhawkybarton]

"You wanna come on my cock? Your wish is my command, baby."

He moved his fingers away, licking the juices off of them.

ABO Universe| Closed

@agent19mockingbird

Hawk dropped his bag off in his quarters with a sigh before immediately going off to the mess hall. It had been a long three months since he had last been on the base, and he was so ready for any cooking that wasn't in the form of a MRE.

Luckily, he had arrived at a time period in the day when they were very few people in the mess. He would be able to eat in relative peace, thank God.

It seemed like there were only a few others in the mess hall, taking a sniff, he recognized a few betas, and omega or two, and two alphas. One of the alphas he knew, Natasha who was (though she would never admit it) his best friend.

He quickly grabbed a tray and plopped down in front of her. "Long time no see, Red"

She shot him an unimpressed look. "I thought you two weren't allowed in the same room?"

Hawk shoved a fork full of food into his mouth, "Who two?"

"Nevermind. Close your mouth, heathen"

He gave her a wide grin, but kept shoveling food into his mouth. He was curious about who she meant though... Who was he not allowed to be in the room with? Nobody ever told him anything....

[askhawkybarton]

"Yes. Maybe if he builds some muscle, he can stand on his own two feet longer than a second"

👑-Royalty AU

“You know you’re not supposed to be in here without your lady chaperone, Your Highness… What would your mother say?”

[askhawkybarton]

Hawk left the motel room, making sure everything was locked up tight before leaving.

He quickly made his way over to Wendys, ordering for both himself and Ali. He made sure to add a vanilla frosty that they could share (just in case she was feeling adventurous).

Pop Star Continued Again LOL || Ali || Closed

@askhawkybarton

Ali looked around the small town, taking in the sights.

She’d dressed in a jacket over her leggings and a beanie- hoping she wasn’t recognized. Or that if she was they were decent enough not to tell anyone.

“This place is cute. Nat mentioned a popcorn place in town?” she asked as they walked down the street.

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[askhawkybarton]

I was normal until I remembered this and I wasn't.

Also, I didn't remember this one but it's so cute, just give them back please 😭😭😭

[askhawkybarton]

Interviewer: So there's a viral video of you drunk begging a certain metal armed Avenger to date you. Is it true? Clint: No. Interviewer, fake laughing: So the person in the video isn't you, Mr. Hawkeye? Clint: Of course it's me! And I was begging Barnes to date me because I've been in love with the idiot for years, and I was tired of waiting for him to realize it. But I wasn't drunk. Interviewer: ...

[askhawkybarton]

"Perfect. I'll be back in a jiffy. Please keep the door locked and your cell close. If someone comes in that isn't me, use your powers and knock 'em out."

Pop Star Continued Again LOL || Ali || Closed

@askhawkybarton

Ali looked around the small town, taking in the sights.

She’d dressed in a jacket over her leggings and a beanie- hoping she wasn’t recognized. Or that if she was they were decent enough not to tell anyone.

“This place is cute. Nat mentioned a popcorn place in town?” she asked as they walked down the street.

[askhawkybarton]

"Oh now I have to hog all the blankets. And no, first shower is yours. I'm gonna hunt for some dinner. Any preferences? Our choices are taco bell, wendys, subway, or arbys."

Pop Star Continued Again LOL || Ali || Closed

@askhawkybarton

Ali looked around the small town, taking in the sights.

She’d dressed in a jacket over her leggings and a beanie- hoping she wasn’t recognized. Or that if she was they were decent enough not to tell anyone.

“This place is cute. Nat mentioned a popcorn place in town?” she asked as they walked down the street.

[askhawkybarton]

Hawk sighed, "Yeah it was the only room left. They didn't tell me there was just one bed. Guess they didn't think it mattered when they saw us."

Pop Star Continued Again LOL || Ali || Closed

@askhawkybarton

Ali looked around the small town, taking in the sights.

She’d dressed in a jacket over her leggings and a beanie- hoping she wasn’t recognized. Or that if she was they were decent enough not to tell anyone.

“This place is cute. Nat mentioned a popcorn place in town?” she asked as they walked down the street.

[askhawkybarton]

"I am."

Hawk let them lapse into silence as she worked on her novel. Music played softly in the background, just enough to fill the silence.

He had them stop two more times before reaching their motel for the night.

"Alright, I'm beat. Let's turn in"

Pop Star Continued Again LOL || Ali || Closed

@askhawkybarton

Ali looked around the small town, taking in the sights.

She’d dressed in a jacket over her leggings and a beanie- hoping she wasn’t recognized. Or that if she was they were decent enough not to tell anyone.

“This place is cute. Nat mentioned a popcorn place in town?” she asked as they walked down the street.

[askhawkybarton]

"Sure, he would be a good scout and spy. But brute force would kill him. Bucky brushed past Peter the other day, and it knocked him to the floor!" He sighed, rubbing at his forehead. "He needs to eat more meat"

👑-Royalty AU

“You know you’re not supposed to be in here without your lady chaperone, Your Highness… What would your mother say?”

[askhawkybarton]

"Well, we'll see how well I succeed when you come on my fingers"

He said gruffly, starting to go faster.

ABO Universe| Closed

@agent19mockingbird

Hawk dropped his bag off in his quarters with a sigh before immediately going off to the mess hall. It had been a long three months since he had last been on the base, and he was so ready for any cooking that wasn't in the form of a MRE.

Luckily, he had arrived at a time period in the day when they were very few people in the mess. He would be able to eat in relative peace, thank God.

It seemed like there were only a few others in the mess hall, taking a sniff, he recognized a few betas, and omega or two, and two alphas. One of the alphas he knew, Natasha who was (though she would never admit it) his best friend.

He quickly grabbed a tray and plopped down in front of her. "Long time no see, Red"

She shot him an unimpressed look. "I thought you two weren't allowed in the same room?"

Hawk shoved a fork full of food into his mouth, "Who two?"

"Nevermind. Close your mouth, heathen"

He gave her a wide grin, but kept shoveling food into his mouth. He was curious about who she meant though... Who was he not allowed to be in the room with? Nobody ever told him anything....

[askhawkybarton]

"Nothing, yet. That's why you only got a swat to the butt and not a spank."

😲

Hawk had had a long couple of weeks and needed some personal time for some... relaxation.

He hadn't taken the time to do much of anything besides lay on his bed and yank his pants down below his waist.

He was getting a good groove in when his door cracked open.

Disgruntled, he looked up to see who couldn't even bother to knock.

"If you aren't joining me, I'm gonna need you to wait 10 minutes"