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Who is the lamb and who is the knife?

(( Little Alice Rosalyn Kirkland. No particular motive for this. She was a shy little thing but she was probably a top-notch make-believer. She probably made a few kids cry, too.))

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Arthur: For the last time, Alice Rosalyn Kirkland, we have to ensure the neighbors that we are normal human beings, no matter controversial that may seem.

Alice: Why didn't you force Peter to come?

Arthur: Do you think I'd trust that boy anywhere near easily accessible explosives?

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Amelia: Spendin' time with family :)

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So, my girlfriend and I did cosplays inspired by your blog as Alice and Amelia! We even got our Arthur and Alfred to play the “dads!” 

If you want to see more they’re here. 

(( We love your blog so much we wanted to do cosplays of it. >3< ))

((mun: Gorgeous!!!! Ahhhh!!))

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So, Alice, since Amelia is "off to bed", how about you? How was the kiss for you? Would you do that again? Maybe Amelia still needs some "training" ;)

Alice: Oh, she's fine. I honestly don't know what's gotten into her. 

She did just fine. However, she did have a problem with sitting still and bursting into a fit of giggles like a complete lunatic. At least from what I remember.

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but was it like good tho? like 1 to 10 scale would you do it again?? these are very prestigious questions

Amelia: I AM GOING TO BED. 

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yeah, but i'm sure you didn't use tongue with your family.

Amelia: sHE DIDN't EVEN--  YOU  GUY S. 

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does that mean alice was your first kiss? ;)

Amelia: No. I have kissed my family hundreds of times so no she was not my first kiss technically.  ;)

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Amelia:  You guys are the worst. OMG.  It's not even tha-  gAH. It was STUPID STACY CARMICHAEL'S FAULt in the tenth grade trying to hook me up with this dude I had bio class with for the school's homecoming party and I didn't now how to, like, kiss or nothin' so, of COURSE, My STUPID 15 year old self  was like "SHUCKY DARN, ALICE, BEST BUDDY, HELP OUT MAYBE? IT'LL BE FUN, HAHA."

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a slight delay in updates

Hello, it's mun! Recently, I've hit a snag with a lot of things and I'm currently busy with quite a lot of work. Schoolwork, Drivers ED, commissions, illustrating a childrens book, online classes, my own personal health. I'm trying to balance a lot of this at once, and it's a bit hard, aha.

I just want to let you all know  there's going to be slower update time, in between updates. I really dislike doing this, but it'll make this a lot easier.  Just until I have this sorted out. I hope this is all okay. I'll still be working a for this blog, of course and I still have a lot of things planned! 

Thank you!

p.s. For some reason off-anon asks aren't showing up properly. This apparently has been going on for a bit, so if you had something if you had something important to say off-anon and didn't get a reply then that might be what's happening. The whole thing is annoying and terribly inconvenient and I'm sorry. :( (fanmail seems to work fine, though.)

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Amelia: ay

Alice: Salutations.

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Amelia: Nope! Alice you pinkie swore! Pinkie swore!

Alice: Amelia, please.  I don't see why you're choosing now of all times to be embarrassed about it. Back then you didn-

Amelia: *whispers* no.

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Alice: Oh my god.//// I suppose this isn't as bad as I previously thought it'd be, but none of you better be thinking of spreading this around... I need a drink.

anonymous asks: do you think anyone has a crush on you?

Couldn't imagine why anyone would. I mean I don't think anyone's shown any true romantic interest in me lately at least not from what I can see.

anonymous asks:Alice, have you been drunk? What was the most embarrassing thing you have ever done while drunk/ sober if not drunk?

Oh yes, on several occasions. Undressing in that Macy's was pretty embarrassing once Amelia told me about it. Least to say I was pretty mortified.

anonymous asks: you ever fool around with anyone??

I suppose I have before, but not...recently...

anonymous asks: Alice you're like, really beautiful. (◡‿◡✿)

Oh...!! Well, thank you very much anon...That's very sweet of you. 

anonymous asks: Dream threesome? 

*ahEM* I...actually don't think that's something I've thought about. It probably wouldn't hurt to wonder...

Anonymous asks: Alice, have you ever had 'dirty' thoughts involving Amelia?

maybe.

anonymous asks: Are you in love with anyone?

maybe.

anonymous asks: do you masturbate? 

yes.

anonymous asks: have you ever kissed Amelia?

yes.

anonymous asks: what's your opinion on butts?? lady butts.

I hold them in high regard.

anonymous asks: strap on or no strap on?

Wh-Uhm...It's something I wouldn't mind trying, I suppose. I can't say I haven't thought of it.

anonymous asks: Favorite sex position?

I wouldn't know... I mean my sexual life isn't the most active..ah..I'll have to get back to you on that one.

anonymous asks: Do you have any memory of Amelia's parents when you were little? or did you even know them at the time? This one isn't exactly tmi but ;;>v>

Only a little. I just remember they were quite handsome people. Mr. Jones got along well with a lot of the other parents. I have very little memory of Amelia's mother..unfortunately...

anonymous asks: Alice, have you ever kissed a boy?

Yes, but it was for the purpose of confirming something more than anything else.

anonymous asks: Would you ever wear lingerie for your significant other? Or even yourself?

Oh, well, I've thought of it. If they'd want me to, I think. And lot of it is very lovely so I've had thoughts. It's something I'd be a bit nervous about keeping even in the safety of my bedroom, though, since both Peter and Amelia like to dig around everywhere in my room.

Anonymous asks: Does Amelia snore when you sleep over? what else does she do in her sleep? :DD

She snores pretty damn loud, yes. She sort of gets a bit clingy without knowing it. I wouldn't mind it so much if it weren't for the fact that it's nearly impossible to shake her off when I need to get up.

anonymous asks: how often do u do the do with urself?

A...fairly healthy amount I suppose. More than a few times a week...I don't exactly keep count.

anonymous asks: AhhhHh this is probably dumb..but do you ever like really want to hold hands with a certain someone it's hard cause you can't just do it out of no where cause that's dumb and weird but you really just want to hold their hand??

No I...I know what you mean. I can promise you that you aren't the only one whose felt that way. 

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Alice: Good god. I think I'm just going to answer these all in one sitting under one of those 'read more' things... I'm going to need to lay down after this...

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magic!anon tmi tuseday for Alice this tuesday heck yeah.

(( you guys…))

Alice: I… guess I don’t see the harm? I’ll try to answer as many as I can.

Amelia: Why can’t i answer any? :0

Alice: Because you’re a infant inside a young woman’s body, that’s why.

Amelia: :u

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Alice: I'm not fazed much by horror films. There are some where I can admit I feel a bit squeamish around, but no "long term effects" I think. 

Amelia, of course, is a whole other story. If she hasn't convinced either Kiku or Matthew to watch these stupid things with her she'll beg me to. It's a little amusing, to be honest. She does have quite a strong grip, though... I hear her father is even worse.