askevilgale

[askevilgale]

Thought you might enjoy this evil Gale.

Any condition with a light effect causes weird visual glitches for me, evil Gale is one of my favs :3

This is so cool! He truly can be your angle or yuor devil 🥺

i see that gnome underwear, and I salute you

[askevilgale]

“Ah, Gale, I am so happy to see there’s someone else of great power here, I was beginning to think I was the only one.. how’s godhood?”

@askascendedastarion

VERY GOOD

IT IS GOOD TO SEE AN ASTARION WHO HAS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF HIS POTENTIAL

I ENJOY BEING A GOD A LOT. THE PROCESS WAS ENJOYABLE AND SINCE I HAVE BEEN UNRESTRICTED BY THE FOOLISH FOLLIES OF MORTALS.

I LIKED IT WHEN YOU CARVED RUNES INTO CAZADOR'S BACK. I SHOULD HAVE HAD THE FORESIGHT TO TORTURE MYSTRA.

[askevilgale]

Now that you've replaced Mystra, are you going to continue her habit of taking mortal lovers, and if so, how would one apply for that position?

I SEE NO REASON TO TAKE A MORTAL LOVER..

HOWEVER...MANY MORTALS SEEM TO WANT THE POSITION. UNSURPRISINGLY.

WHOMEVER CAN KILL THE MOST DEVOTEES OF MYSTRA IN MY NAME WILL EARN A NIGHT IN MY BED

FIGURATIVELY ...

I DON'T HAVE A BED

[askevilgale]

(cont of the kiss anon)

She drops the head of a youngster, the face she's holding is still contorted in the weird way of when they died.

"So, they were in extreme need of the bathroom, and i had tied their shoes together. So when they got up to rush towards the restroom, they ended up tripping and breaking their skull.. though i kinda helped with the skull part"

"The fun part was that they farter right when they hit the ground, so would that count as dying from a fart or dying from head trauma?"

She turns the head by her hair, showing the cracked skull from where a bit of grey matter was oozing out, smiling sheepishly

HMM

THIS IS... ACCEPTABLE.

AND THEY WERE A TRUE FAITHFUL OF MYSTRA...

*he raises a glowing hand and a flash of magic sparks the air*

THIS GROWS MY POWER, ACOLYTE.

YOU MAY HAVE ONE KISS

*his astral form kisses you briefly on the lips, a tingle of divine magic stays upon them*

[askevilgale]

mY LORD I'LL MAKE SURE TO MAKE IT FUNNY AS WELL THEN

I WILL BURN THE UNIVERSE IF YOU REQUIRE IT TO BE BY YOUR SIDE

TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO BE GIVEN THE HONOR OF BEING YOUR LOVER, AND I'LL MAKE SURE ILL GIVE IT TO YOU

GOOD, GOOD

I WILL WAIT FOR YOUR MYSTRAN TRIBUTE

[askevilgale]

LET'S SEE...

*flashes of knowledge pass through Astarion. He sees the ritual, the power he will gain from performing it. He sees Evil Gale's divinity, and the myriad of benefits from being a loyal follower...and it would take is one, little blood vow*

NOW ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS KNEEL. PROFESS YOUR FAITH TO ME, YOUR ACCEPTANCE OF MY DIVINITY BEFORE ALL OTHERS.

THE RITUAL I SHOWED YOU, THE POWER.

I CAN TELL YOU HOW TO DO IT. I CAN EVEN MAKE IT EASY.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SWEAR YOUR LOYALTY TO ME WITH AN UNBREAKING OATH

@ask-thedarkurge AND I WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY

THINK OF THE POWER A GOD OF MAGIC COULD GRANT YOU

- @askevilgale

"........ I like it."

"Let's talk about an 'unbreaking oath'. I am entirely on board with, I don't know, unknowable power and ascension to godhood, but that sounds an awful lot like the jingling of chains to me. Why don't you let me know what that entails, and then let's see if we can have a little fun."

[askevilgale]

SIMPLY YOUR GUARANTEE OF ASSISTANCE IN MY QUEST TO WEAKEN MYSTRA...

AND YOUR ALLIANCE FOR MY NEW FRIEND HERE

TOGETHER, WE CAN ACHIEVE UNSPEAKABLE THINGS

THE RITUAL I SHOWED YOU, THE POWER.

I CAN TELL YOU HOW TO DO IT. I CAN EVEN MAKE IT EASY.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SWEAR YOUR LOYALTY TO ME WITH AN UNBREAKING OATH

@ask-thedarkurge AND I WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY

THINK OF THE POWER A GOD OF MAGIC COULD GRANT YOU

- @askevilgale

"........ I like it."

"Let's talk about an 'unbreaking oath'. I am entirely on board with, I don't know, unknowable power and ascension to godhood, but that sounds an awful lot like the jingling of chains to me. Why don't you let me know what that entails, and then let's see if we can have a little fun."

[askevilgale]

GOOD IDEA, ASTARION ALREADY SEEMED RECEPTIVE.

WE SHALL SHARE THE DETAILS OF THIS RITUAL WITH HIM IN RETURN FOR HIS FEALTY

*a vision sparks through durge's mind, of thousands of souls twisting and contorting in pain*

HE WILL BE A VALUABLE FOLLOWER

SO...HOW DID THOSE NEW POWERS WORK OUT...?

DID YOU NOTICE THE SPELL THAT TURNS PEOPLE INSIDE OUT?

- @askevilgale

"Oh they were great. Everything went much smoother than usual." He says, his satisfaction obvious. "And that inside out spell is a joy to watch. When I turn people inside out in my Slayer form, it gets a lot...let's say - messier. I don't mind that, of course, but there's a certain beauty to a clean kill." He shares his thoughts with the evil god. "Next time we go after Mystra's followers, I'll have to show you the appeal of literal blood baths. The stink of death will linger on your form for much longer than usual. It might even make you consider taking on a more corporeal form~"

@askevilgale

[askevilgale]

Scene that plays after END_GodsAndMonsters_WithersMeeting in which Withers settles the accounts of what happened to all the characters after the events of the game ended:

Withers: Gale became a god as he once dreamed he would, and under his pantheon of ruthless ambition doth he draw new souls to his creed.

Withers: He promised to share godhood with the one he loved, but the distribution of such power is yet to be resolved. For ambition does not like to share.

-----

God-of-Ambition-Gale really be like

[askevilgale]

THEN I WILL DEPART TO FIND AN HERETIC OF MYSTRA TO SACRIFICE TO YOU MY LORD

And hopefully ill get that kiss

GOOD, GOOD

YOU WILL MAKE A FINE WORSHIPPER OF EVIL GALE

IF YOU MAKE THE DEATH IRONICALLY FUNNY YOU GET TWO

[askevilgale]

*Evil gale nods thoughtfully*

YOU MAY BE RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT GOT THEM KILLED IN THE FIRST PLACE IN MY WORLD.

WHO SHALL WE TRY TO CORRUPT FIRST?

SO...HOW DID THOSE NEW POWERS WORK OUT...?

DID YOU NOTICE THE SPELL THAT TURNS PEOPLE INSIDE OUT?

- @askevilgale

"Oh they were great. Everything went much smoother than usual." He says, his satisfaction obvious. "And that inside out spell is a joy to watch. When I turn people inside out in my Slayer form, it gets a lot...let's say - messier. I don't mind that, of course, but there's a certain beauty to a clean kill." He shares his thoughts with the evil god. "Next time we go after Mystra's followers, I'll have to show you the appeal of literal blood baths. The stink of death will linger on your form for much longer than usual. It might even make you consider taking on a more corporeal form~"

@askevilgale

[askevilgale]

OOC: To protect all of you lovely Tavs, me and the other rp blogs have decided that Durge's interactions with their blogs, that would be considered disturbing by most, are going to be universally tagged as "durge being durge".

If any of my replies make you uncomfortable, please block that tag to protect yourself. And if you find my Durge disturbing in general, block this blog as well.

[askevilgale]

*evil gale was last seen stepping through a portal to a blood covered temple in Baulder's Gate. Behind in camp, little remains of him other than a bloody red sigil in the dirt from where @askgale's meddling let him through, and a tarnished silver locket, sealed shut that he must have dropped*

I swear to god there is some interdimensional rift somewhere because I keep seeing SO MANY ASTARIONS AND GALES AND WHAT HAVE YOU. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY

"If there's something weird happening to do with people popping our of portals or strange little occurrences that break the rules of physics... it's probably Gale's fault. Don't look at me."

@askgale/@ask-gale

[askevilgale]

Can I kiss you?

THE PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD ARE PERSISTENT IN TRYING TO KISS THE GOD OF MAGIC

BRING ME THE HEAD OF A CLERIC OF MYSTRA AND I WILL GIVE YOU ONE (1) KISS

[askevilgale]

HM...

*he smiles, wide and red, gripping durge's hand back*

I THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA.

PERHAPS...I LIKE THIS WORLD. MANY OF MY OLD FRIENDS WHO PERISHED NOW SURVIVE.

*he squeezes his hand*

TOGETHER, WE COULD UNITE THEM UNDER THE SAME BANNER. THEY MAY LEARN THAT POWER AND CONTROL ARE THE TRUE FRUITS OF LIFE.

SO...HOW DID THOSE NEW POWERS WORK OUT...?

DID YOU NOTICE THE SPELL THAT TURNS PEOPLE INSIDE OUT?

- @askevilgale

"Oh they were great. Everything went much smoother than usual." He says, his satisfaction obvious. "And that inside out spell is a joy to watch. When I turn people inside out in my Slayer form, it gets a lot...let's say - messier. I don't mind that, of course, but there's a certain beauty to a clean kill." He shares his thoughts with the evil god. "Next time we go after Mystra's followers, I'll have to show you the appeal of literal blood baths. The stink of death will linger on your form for much longer than usual. It might even make you consider taking on a more corporeal form~"

@askevilgale

[askevilgale]

*Evil Gale snaps his fingers and the cultist heaves a breath again*

MY BAD.

*he reaches out his hand, almost tentatively*

IT WILL UNRAVEL, AFTER I AM AWAY FOR A LONG PERIOD. I SUPPOSE I HAVE A MOON OR TWO LEFT UNTIL ANOTHER SPELLPLAUGE IS UNLEASHED THERE

*he looks conflicted*

PERHAPS...I SHOULD RETURN....

SO...HOW DID THOSE NEW POWERS WORK OUT...?

DID YOU NOTICE THE SPELL THAT TURNS PEOPLE INSIDE OUT?

- @askevilgale

"Oh they were great. Everything went much smoother than usual." He says, his satisfaction obvious. "And that inside out spell is a joy to watch. When I turn people inside out in my Slayer form, it gets a lot...let's say - messier. I don't mind that, of course, but there's a certain beauty to a clean kill." He shares his thoughts with the evil god. "Next time we go after Mystra's followers, I'll have to show you the appeal of literal blood baths. The stink of death will linger on your form for much longer than usual. It might even make you consider taking on a more corporeal form~"

@askevilgale

[askevilgale]

*evil gale grins*

THE MORE WE WEAKEN THE MYSTRA OF THIS DIMENSION, THE STRONGER I GET.

*he flexes the muscles in his hand, taking a look at a wondering cultist. he snaps his fingers and the cultist drops to the ground, dead.*

MAGIC HAS MANY USES, MY BLOOD SOAKED FRIEND.

PERHAPS I WILL TAKE MORE SOLID FORM, AND WE MAY FIND THE MOST DEVOTED OF MYSTRA... TOGETHER

*he looks at the corpse*

YOU DIDN'T NEED THAT ONE, DID YOU?

SO...HOW DID THOSE NEW POWERS WORK OUT...?

DID YOU NOTICE THE SPELL THAT TURNS PEOPLE INSIDE OUT?

- @askevilgale

"Oh they were great. Everything went much smoother than usual." He says, his satisfaction obvious. "And that inside out spell is a joy to watch. When I turn people inside out in my Slayer form, it gets a lot...let's say - messier. I don't mind that, of course, but there's a certain beauty to a clean kill." He shares his thoughts with the evil god. "Next time we go after Mystra's followers, I'll have to show you the appeal of literal blood baths. The stink of death will linger on your form for much longer than usual. It might even make you consider taking on a more corporeal form~"

@askevilgale