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likes artificial watermelon | sleeps in what they’re already wearing | eats their cereal with milk | listens to music with earbuds | hates the summer | can recite past the first four digits of pi | eats frosting out of the jar | doodles on their notebooks | can bake cookies | has a garden | has had a snowball fight | eats pancakes without syrup | prefers shorts to pants | can name more than ten superheroes | has a plan for the zombie apocalypse | uses the same password for everything | can’t hold their breath for more than fifteen seconds |watches anime | hasn’t read harry potter | can say ‘I love you’ in more than one language| prefers mechanical pencils | thinks space is cool | takes personality tests more than once to make sure (never takes them) | can’t tie their shoelaces | has a purse | likes salad | likes cool colors better than warm colors | knows how to braid hair | reads biographies | can ice skate | knows their mbti | reads astrology charts | prefers the star wars prequels to the original trilogy | plays video games | reads the newspaper | likes chocolate ice cream better | doesn’t cuss | memorizes song lyrics | collects coupons | has a preferred order at starbucks | likes movie theater popcorn | has seen a play | listens to music with headphones | owns a hoodie | would rather own cds than online copies | has written a poem | can shuffle cards | subscribes to a her magazine | double dips when eating | drinks directly out of the milk container | keeps a journal

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“Bart...rockshas.”

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"You rock."

He scratches his head. "Errr..." .... "...." A long pause. "...yes."

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Send me an object and my muse will respond to being given it by yours.

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Send puns in my ask, terrible or not, and mun and/or muse will react.

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Ask me two questions. One I will answer truthfully and one with a lie. It's up to you to figure out which is which.

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Send me "ϵ( 'Θ' )϶" if you'd like to roleplay with me but you're too shy

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For the next five asks, my muse cannot tell a lie.

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Send me a "♦" for the first word my muse thinks of when your muse is mentioned.

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{ @viilgefortz has started following Bart! } “ Man norocks-has. Bart, err, man GIVE rock. Gooooood. ”

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Bart, what is the prettiest stone you have ever seen?

“ preeee-teeey stone? Err... ” a pause in which he scratches his head. “ stone... rocks-is. Rocks...good. Bart, rockshas. Rocks biiiiiig. Rocks...leeeetle. Good same. All good. Err... question... understand-no. ”

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Bart now tumblrhas. Bart questionhas, nooo. Question forBarthas? Bart questionhas, answer will.

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“ Sigi friendhas! Sigi Bart-has. Err... Mind? Noooo, noooo. No. Bart what-get? Bart-friend... Errr... some want thing?? ”

“ Bart…no friend-has? Err… you Bart friend-no? Bart… manyfriendhas. Sigi-friend… Bart-friend. …mind…? Bart…err… Mindhas. Bart-mind, rockshas. Rocks… interesting. ”

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“ Bart...no friend-has? Err... you Bart friend-no? Bart... manyfriendhas. Sigi-friend... Bart-friend. ...mind...? Bart...err... Mindhas. Bart-mind, rockshas. Rocks... interesting. ”

“ Err… Bart-friend call, no. Come, Bart-no-tell. Leave, Bart-friendtell. Nopasslet, say Bart, pass…no. Bart… help. Friend go, Bart stay. Guard-Bart. Passlet no. Pass, nooo. ”

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{ @ofzireael started following Bart! } “ err...you... Bart friendlike-look. But... err... smallerget. ” ( cue gesturing downwards with one hand, and inward with both. )

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{ @czarowniica started following! } “ Bart guardstand. Letpassyou...nooo. Bart goodtroll, nopasslet. ”