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Headcannons Set 1

While Philippines fought using literature along side many Illustrados, 2p Philippines fought alongside Andres Bonifacio. She silently slaughtered generals and priest with one kitchen knife.

Her main Weapon is Antonio's Trusty Axe, which he gave as a peace offering to Marie. She still hates Alenjandro till this very day. She is cool with Antonio however, who introduced her to the art of dance.

She is friends with both Canada Players, often making them pancakes and even a maple cake once on their birthday.

She punched Alfred in the stomach, while Allen in the face. But she smacked a long table at Germany a decade after the war.

The scar on her left eye was when Alejandro slashed her with the very same Axe she now owns down her eye, luckily it didn't injure the eyeball.

While Maria was hiding, Marie was the one who approached America for help during the Death March. She led part of the troupes helping the Filipinos.

Illustrados - Filipinos who managed to study abroad, an example is Jose Rizal.

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Markiplier and Brandon Rogers???? // Admin 2Philippines

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Admit it y'all, we all like ourselves some tsun-tsun-dere-dere // Admin 2Philippines

Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers

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Mattie's had enough of y'all's bullshit //Admin 2Philippines

CANADA IS DONE

America: Well your just mad because you don't have a big dick!

Canada: I do have a big dick, his name is Alfred.

England: Pfft! Matthew that was- aha -that was not nice! AHAHAHA XD.

Canada: Neither is shoving stones- I mean scones down people's throats.

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France: Mathieu....while that is true don't you think-

Canada: Shut it pepe the frog

France: Mon dieu he's taken after Arthur.

Seychelles: Um mattie...

Canada: Don't you have crabs to take care of.

Seychelles: The crabs on my island kinda do their own thin-

Canada: I wasn't talking about the animals.

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Prussia: *gives maple syrup* Accept this peace offering?

Canada: *Kisses his cheek* Thanks babe you're the only useful one around here.

Prussia: *whispers* Successs

That last part was not intended. It was originally only america.

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This proves Prussia is a lefty // Admin 2Philippines

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"This is.. awefully convenient.. Wait! Oy! Maria, tine-text mo ba na-naman sila habang may meeting?!"

Since 1P meetings are separated with 2P meetings, she never really gets to see what happens in that room, but knows bits and pieces of what happened through her few 1P friends.

What the Allies/Axis would do if you sent them cringey things on Snapchat

ALLIES~

America: He’ll probably send you memes and and pictures of almost everyone when they look retarded af

England: He’d quickly whip out his phone and send you a picture of a frog, saying it was France

China: Send a picture of you and saying, “stOp”

Russia: HE WOULD SEND A PICTURE OF HIM TORMENTING LITHUANIA AND LATVIA WITH THE DOG FILTER WOKWMDEKDND

France: Send a picture of you with the flower crown filter from across the room saying “mon cherie”

Canada: Send you cute lil selfie of him with the flower crown filter, making your heart melt

AXIS~

Germany: Glare at you from across the room and threaten to take your phone

Italy: Squeal and roll around on the table saying shit like “(C/N) I LOVE YOU SEND MEMES!!”

Japan: “no”

Prussia: Send a picture of you from across the room saying “MEIN AWESOME LEIBLING!!!”

Romano: Send you pictures of nearly everyone after he doodled a dick on their face

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Extra History, thank you!! // Admin 2Philippines

 First partition of Poland was like…

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The meme exist!!!! // Admin 2Philippines

I think I’m the one having a fever dream.

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After long last. 2p Philippines Ask Box is finally open. She's willing to answer your questions, as well as I, the admin of this blog.