Why hello there my dear subjects, It is I your ruler, Guleh, the Zombie Queen. Feel free to ask away anything you wish. But be warned, once you enter my domain you may never leave~
I needed some time after some bad stuff happened in my life, so I went away from the internet in general...
I’m still not recovered...
But I’m back, I think...
not your normal kind of butt..but hey, is a butt nonetheless
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Just found this again ^^ I loved answering to those questions!
A Exclusive Interview with The Zombie Queen - Guleh
“Hey Guys! And welcome back to The Blog Reviewer! Today I have a special treat for you all, After an extremely hard trial…. I finally managed to get a Exclusive interview with the Zombie Queen of the Darkhoof Brotherhood!”
“Now if some of you never heard of the Darkhoof Brotherhood, There’s a good reason for that. That’s because it’s a secret ancient society of professionally trained assassins. And trust me on this, You do not wanna get on their bad side.”
She looks at her assistant and asks "Yuno, Can you start rolling the footage?“
Yuno speaks up in a happy like tone "Sure thing Boss!”
Yuno displays the interview showing everyone. “And Done! The interview with the Zombie Queen is up!”
= The Exclusive Interview Starts =
Kelly & Yuno begin to perform commentary on it aswell
Yuno: “……… That didn’t seem all that hard to get that interview, boss.”
Kelly: “Well…..uhh….”
Yuno: “I never heard that name before. Sounds Amazing! Boss, Call me Guleh from now on!”
Kelly: “No”
Yuno: “So….. That’s not her real name? So what is her real name then?”
Kelly: “ Sadly….. That’s the one question I forgot to ask her….”
Yuno: “OH MY GOD!!! HER TEACHER BEAT ON HER? THAT BASTARD!….. I feel so bad for her….”
Kelly: “………?”
Yuno: “Oh…. ok then.. Wait a minute… She got exiled for grabbing the wrong book? Her teacher is a dick!”
Kelly: “Her teacher was a serious nerd when it came to books. Exiling her for something as stupid as that was too harsh though”
Yuno: “Wha WHAT?!!! She’s an assassin? She’s not gonna kill us will she?”
Kell: “Hehe”
Yuno: “Oh! She’s like a super Anti hero like Spawn or Kratos from God of War! She’s so fricking cool!”
Kelly: “Uh… Keep on watching”
Yuno: “…………………”
Kelly: “Here’s a life lesson for you, Yuno. Always expect the unexpected”
Yuno: “Boss, what’s a necromancer?”
Kelly: “A wizard that practices dark magic”
Yuno: “So is her master the same guy that exiled her? If so, I totally wanna punch him!”
Kelly: “Please refrain from doing that, You’re too young to go to jail for an assault charge”
Yuno: “She’s being vague with that answer.”
Kelly: “I’m sure she has her reasons. As a reporter, I have to accept that”
Yuno: “We’re near the FINALE of this interview!…………… Awww, I don’t want it to end….. I’m liking this Guleh”
Kelly: “Here’s another life lesson for you. Every good thing must come to an end”
Yuno: “She’s got a scary family. They’re all assassins.”
Kelly: “Assassins, machines, Animals etc. Family is family, There’s no bond stronger than family! Always remember that, Yuno”
Yuno: “It must of been terrible before she became leader. She’s so awesome!! I wonder if she’s taking in apprentices.”
Kelly: “You actually want to become a trained killer?”
Yuno: “That totally makes since. So her teacher & master aren’t the same person! I could of sworn he was”
Yuno: “Aww man… It’s over now…. Not fair!”
Yuno: “Well it was fun to getting to know her atleast”
= The Exclusive interview Ends =
Kelly: “Well Guleh & I are friends now so I can always introduce you to her”
Yuno: “I’d LOVE THAT!!! THANK YOU, BOSS! But I also noticed something.”
Kelly: “Hmm?”
Yuno: “Guleh, Never did shake your hand”
Kelly: “Hehe, Well it’s okay. She is a unicorn, So she doesn’t really have hands to shake”
Yuno looks at the camera and audience
Yuno: “Well that’s all we have for you guys!”
Kelly looks at the camera and audience
Kelly: “You seen it all here on The Blog Reviewer as an exclusive! I hope you all enjoyed it! And Special thanks to Guleh for sharing her time with us!” If you wanna know more about her. you can find her here - http://ask-thezombiequeen.tumblr.com/
Yuno: “Thank you for viewing and have a GREAT DAY!”