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[ask-thebossbabywithaknife]

Alright y'all...

It's been real, but all good things must come to an end at some point. I never really made a formal announcement, but I am just about done running the ask blog. It was such a fun experience, and I really enjoyed making people laugh and enjoy Fuyu's (and sometimes my own) antics. To all of y'all who supported me from the beginning, I just want to thank you all. I honestly never thought I'd lowkey blow up as much as I did, but y'all kept me going. To those who came along the way, y'all made me happy and I'm grateful for the support and asks that all of you guys sent. To the friends I made along the way, I'm really glad I got to meet you guys! I'm really not the best at communicating, but I've never stopped thinking about you guys once. Shoot me a message sometime! It's already been a year since I started(if you can believe that), and I really had a lot of fun, but I'm not gonna be able to keep doing this.

I hate to keep repeating myself, but I seriously had a blast with you guys. I'm gonna miss you, but I gotta blast off.

For the final time,

~Mod "Kuzupeko is my religion, but also i just want you to know i love you guys a lot and i'm gonna miss you even if you forget about me because you guys definitely positively impacted me in more ways than one mwahmwahmwah" Nopie

Adios, peeps. Now make like a tree and...

[He lets out a sigh.]

Geez...

I'm gonna miss you guys too, y'know?

Alright look! I'm only gonna say this shit once!

All of you! Stay the fuck healthy! Take care of yourselves, am I fuckin' clear!?

...Good. Now get outta here.

I had a lotta fun, you beautiful bastards! Sorry for the trouble! Peace!

[ask-thebossbabywithaknife]

?????

[ask-thebossbabywithaknife]

Don't. Fucking. Speak to me. Like we're friends, Jackass.

[Fuyu had to calm himself down, or else he was gonna become Mr. Stabbyhiko, Fuyustabbo, Stabbystabko.]

Well shads, why DID it happen?

[Suddenly, Fuyu heard footsteps. Oh shit. This situation could get much worst...]

Could you be any fuckin louder? Jesus Chr...

[There's... a lot to unpack here, but Kai doesn't exactly know how to process that.]

Oh, am I interrupting something?

Gemini :3

“Gemini? What the hell does that mea-” 

POOF 

“W-Wha...?” 

“Well I... don’t feel any differe-” 

“HAHAHA, OH IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK!!!” 

“WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?!”

Oh boy, our old friend Relapse is back for this M!A. He’s back and open for questions, I’ll make this one for 20 asks, ‘cause this will get pretty interesting~ 

Gemini: 0/20 Start!

[ask-thebossbabywithaknife]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

[Oh no, that's a face you only wish wasn't familiar. This is... A problem.]

Why the hell are you back?

Gemini :3

“Gemini? What the hell does that mea-” 

POOF 

“W-Wha...?” 

“Well I... don’t feel any differe-” 

“HAHAHA, OH IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK!!!” 

“WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?!”

Oh boy, our old friend Relapse is back for this M!A. He’s back and open for questions, I’ll make this one for 20 asks, ‘cause this will get pretty interesting~ 

Gemini: 0/20 Start!

[ask-thebossbabywithaknife]

Well, how do you think we feel? You just casually showed up again after dying... Twice.

Oh! Is that a gamer thing? What's it called... A respawn?

[Fuyu chuckled at his weird amalgamation of both a joke and legitimate question. How something can be both those things, he doesn't know.]

"Hey, hey, is Fuyuhiko here? I'm looking for all my old classmates and someone told me I could find him here." -Chiaki

Wait wait wait, Chiaki? Like, Chiaki Nanami?

[Fuyuhiko was shocked, as it had been a minute since he’d seen her last. It didn’t help that… Well… you shouldn’t look too deep into that…for now…]

Y-yeah, it’s me. What’s up?

@askultimatemoddedgamer

[ask-thebossbabywithaknife]

I've been being sending wholesome messages to people today :D and now it's your turn Baby Gangsta! Have a nice May. (Also grr grr don't be sleep deprived Nopie)

Thanks, Kazzy. Mwah.

-Mod Nopie's Corner-

Dearest Marx,

While I know you care,

Good day,

~Mod "Sleep?" Nopie.

[ask-thebossbabywithaknife]

Oh me? Yeah... i've actually been pretty fine. Peko's mine now, I made a... few new friends. I've uh... basically illegally adopted a 19 year old.

Normal shit, y'know. But what about you? Are you ok? What's going on?

"Hey, hey, is Fuyuhiko here? I'm looking for all my old classmates and someone told me I could find him here." -Chiaki

Wait wait wait, Chiaki? Like, Chiaki Nanami?

[Fuyuhiko was shocked, as it had been a minute since he’d seen her last. It didn’t help that… Well… you shouldn’t look too deep into that…for now…]

Y-yeah, it’s me. What’s up?

@askultimatemoddedgamer

[ask-thebossbabywithaknife]

"Hey, hey, is Fuyuhiko here? I'm looking for all my old classmates and someone told me I could find him here." -Chiaki

Wait wait wait, Chiaki? Like, Chiaki Nanami?

[Fuyuhiko was shocked, as it had been a minute since he'd seen her last. It didn't help that... Well... you shouldn't look too deep into that...for now...]

Y-yeah, it's me. What's up?

@askultimatemoddedgamer

[ask-thebossbabywithaknife]

Are you really back?

Sure am!

-Mod Nopie's Corner-

...juuuust waiting.

~Mod "👀" Nopie

[ask-thebossbabywithaknife]

How long does it take to go on break? Seriously. It's been...

Kai. How long has it been?

Three weeks, maybe?

Maybe 4.

But we're back...or something like that. Kai, say hi.

Kai, say hi...

Yo.

Come chat with us.

(Kai can now answer asks.)

-Mod Nopie's Corner-

For lack of a better phrase,

HIIIIIIII

Nope, that's it!

~Mod "Mod Nopie" Nopie

[ask-thebossbabywithaknife]

I love you guys.

It seems like every day I get more support, and I'm truly grateful for it! That being said however, I'll be taking... a bit of a break. As i'm sure y'all know at this point, the world is kinda shit right now and i'm getting more and more affected by it personally.

This break is sort of to help my mental state, because I don't want that any of that negative energy to show and pass through the interwebs. That's actually the exact opposite of what I want!

I'll be back soon, but first I gotta be gone!

I love you guys a lot and I'm once again, thanking you for the support. Take care, and see you soon!

~Nopie💖

[ask-thebossbabywithaknife]

Mun vs Muse - Fuyuhiko

-Five Similarities-

A little something on me! - We both carry a weapon on us at all times, just for protection.

Sweet Tooth - Catch us eating sweets! We WILL be eating sweets.

Severe Lack of Toast - DAIRY??? DAIRYYYYYY??????? Absolutely not. Our bodies reject it, but every day we mock god. I just had cereal...

Son of a fuck - We have high tempers! Step on my toe, you got to go. We also curse like nobody's business...

Pekoyama - Peko? Peko.

Bonus: We both have godtier resolve.

-Five Differences-

A comedic difference - I'm a whole 9 inches taller than he.

A body has been discovered - Fuyu has seen death more than once, and has maybe caused it. I... haven't done that maybe? Now arson on the other ha-

Suit and Tie - Fuyu is almost always wearing a suit. I dress however I'm feeling, so I'm mostly grungey.

Beauty? - Fuyu is a twink, and I am an otter. I don't have freckles.

...

I have nothing else! This was a fun thing!

I was tagged by @ultimately-divine and @ask-the-ultimate-housewife!

Tagging: @ask-shsl-musician and @ask-kazuichi-theshslmechanic

MUN      VS.     MUSE-Ron

⸻⸺—        FIVE  SIMILARITIES  

Both of us, tend to focus on helping the people in front of us..

The two of us entertain.

Both of us have friends named “Link” and Charlie

Set us up for a joke, and we will make it if we think its worth it.

Both of us suffer from seasickness.

_______      Five Differences

Ron tends to wear more silver, while I wear more black.

Ron’s eyes are green, while I have brown/yellow eyes.

Ron’s hair is spiky while my hair is only spiked when I make it spiked. 

Ron is a tsundere, being all tsun-tsun, around his SO, and I’m more  quiet and unable to speak to the girl I like. 

Ron tends to wear shades, The only shades I have, are my glasses.

Tagged by: @tomeofwanderers

Tagging @valorandgold @rockinmusician @zmsmultimuseworld @afortiicri @girlsfullofhopeanddespair @shxxtteredfantasy @shootingxstardust @goddessofpathos @vexingvixens @thedetectiveofinaba @the-cherry-blossom-healer @delunegirls

[ask-thebossbabywithaknife]

[Welp... Looks like you have to sleep here for the next two days. He seems pretty chill, even you probably just killed his buzz.]

Thank you sir! I'm gonna go to work now. I'm sorry for ruining your drink.

[Kai... Come on man, don't do this... Now's not the time to be you-]

Sir...? Do you want to talk about it?

[You just care too much.]

[Meanwhile, Fuyu sort of peeks his head through Angi's window, and notices that Angi's mom is gone. He proceeds to unintentionally stare daggers into her, and then mouths to her:]

Psst? Do you still need help with your room?

Event: Disappearance?

Where was Angi? She had been going to school and taking walks everyday but one day she didn’t go. Angi wasn’t at school and nobody had even seen her leave her house. She hadn’t been seen the next day either. Soon it turned into a week. Whenever she was called her phone went automatically to voicemail, and any texts that were sent to her never got any answers back. Where did Angi go?  (ngl this intro sucks but this is meant to be kind of like a choose your own adventure accept i gently lead you in the right direction to her house. Anyone can interact!) 

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[ask-thebossbabywithaknife]

[The redhead, slightly scared but not shown verbally or physically, immediately recalled the three steps to telling a good lie:]

Don't shift your weight. Stand firmly.

Make direct eye contact.

Look like you know what you're talking about.

[Recalling these steps, Kai calmly took out his wallet full of a lot of acquired cash(don't ask)and made direct eye contact with Angi's father. Time to put the steps in motion.]

I'm sorry sir...

[Steps 1 and 2...]

I was kicked out by my father about... half a month ago.

[Step 3...]

I've been working at my part-time of course, but every night I crash here because I have no other place to go and I found this shed on a whim, you see. There's nothing to worry about though, because I've kept this place in mint condition!

[Steps 1, 2, and 3. Check.]

As you can see, this place should look just like you left it! Not a single web in sight!

[You really are a genius. Something told you to clean up here.]

I meant to tell you sooner, but every night... I come back burned out.

[Checkmate. Final Step.]

I humbly apologize.

[Kai does a "sincere bow."]

I'm so close to getting an apartment. Just 2 more days, sir! I'm only 19!

Event: Disappearance?

Where was Angi? She had been going to school and taking walks everyday but one day she didn’t go. Angi wasn’t at school and nobody had even seen her leave her house. She hadn’t been seen the next day either. Soon it turned into a week. Whenever she was called her phone went automatically to voicemail, and any texts that were sent to her never got any answers back. Where did Angi go?  (ngl this intro sucks but this is meant to be kind of like a choose your own adventure accept i gently lead you in the right direction to her house. Anyone can interact!) 

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[ask-thebossbabywithaknife]

Fuyuhiko: Oh shit

Fuyuhiko: I can't hear anything anymore.

Fuyuhiko: They probably moved away from the window.

Fuyuhiko: But I believe she might knock in the next minute or two.

Fuyuhiko: Should I get closer and stand on the windowsill?

Fuyuhiko: ...Kai?

Kai: CBB

Fuyuhiko: ...shit.

[Oh no. Under normal circumstances, you would have no idea what that means. However, this is a far from normal circumstance. Cover's Been Blown. The dumb kid got his ass caught. What's gonna happen now?]

[What the hell could have possibly prompted you going into the shed you haven't used in months? Why are dads so indecisive? You would try to blend into the darkness, if you guys didn't already make eye contact and are currently having a staredown deathmatch right now.]

Event: Disappearance?

Where was Angi? She had been going to school and taking walks everyday but one day she didn’t go. Angi wasn’t at school and nobody had even seen her leave her house. She hadn’t been seen the next day either. Soon it turned into a week. Whenever she was called her phone went automatically to voicemail, and any texts that were sent to her never got any answers back. Where did Angi go?  (ngl this intro sucks but this is meant to be kind of like a choose your own adventure accept i gently lead you in the right direction to her house. Anyone can interact!) 

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[ask-thebossbabywithaknife]

Fuyuhiko: Oh shit... she's starting to interrogate Angi.

Kai: Is she asking about us?

Fuyuhiko: About the bandages.

Kai: What are we gonna do?

Fuyuhiko: Nothing... she hasn't knocked yet.

Kai: I ask you again, are you really sure she's gonna?

Fuyuhiko: She's gonna fucking knock, you hear me?

Kai: Loud and clear, geez.

Fuyuhiko: Do you have any updates on the dad?

Kai: Oh yeah, after I killed the spiders, her old man stepped into the backyard and is currently downing a lot of booze.

Fuyuhiko: huh?

Kai: A whole 6 pack of the tallest ones. He's on can 3 right now.

Fuyuhiko: that's... weird.

Kai: He already seems happier than when he arrived.

Kai: He did that weird dad grumble when he cracked open number one, but by the end of two...

Kai: ...he was humming that Dangan Island love show theme.

Fuyuhiko: Oh, I love that song.

Kai: It's kind of a bop. I'll keep watching, you do the same.

Fuyuhiko: We definitely gotta talk later...

Event: Disappearance?

Where was Angi? She had been going to school and taking walks everyday but one day she didn’t go. Angi wasn’t at school and nobody had even seen her leave her house. She hadn’t been seen the next day either. Soon it turned into a week. Whenever she was called her phone went automatically to voicemail, and any texts that were sent to her never got any answers back. Where did Angi go?  (ngl this intro sucks but this is meant to be kind of like a choose your own adventure accept i gently lead you in the right direction to her house. Anyone can interact!) 

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[ask-thebossbabywithaknife]

Fuyuhiko: Sounds like her mom is ripping her a new one.

Kai: What about?

Fuyuhiko: The state of her room.

Kai: I thought you took care of that?

Fuyuhiko: We were about 75-80% done with the room. It's in much better condition than the original state it was it. Ungrateful bitch. Anyway, How are you holding up?

Kai: Well I heard her parents arguing when they left the car.

Fuyuhiko: About what, exactly?

Kai: It sounded like it was about any possible thing they could think of. I think she said something about him "wearing the wrong shoes" or something.

Fuyuhiko: What the hell?

Kai: Right? Anyway, keep listening.

Fuyuhiko: Gotcha.

Event: Disappearance?

Where was Angi? She had been going to school and taking walks everyday but one day she didn’t go. Angi wasn’t at school and nobody had even seen her leave her house. She hadn’t been seen the next day either. Soon it turned into a week. Whenever she was called her phone went automatically to voicemail, and any texts that were sent to her never got any answers back. Where did Angi go?  (ngl this intro sucks but this is meant to be kind of like a choose your own adventure accept i gently lead you in the right direction to her house. Anyone can interact!) 

Keep reading