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//Of course~

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!

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Yo wtf happened to Astra?

[Yewer]

...I... Don't know specifics. That's some confidential secret between her, Ignotis, and Kira. But she died shortly before our battle with the Dark Master, and assisted us in spirit before moving onto Limbo.

Ignotis, using his ability to open Limbo Rifts, sends your letters to her, she writes her response, and sends it back through the rift with this... weird ancient design. Looks something like this...

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//bored af let's do this guys

My muse has fallen out of a portal and into your muse’s world. Send me (ʘᗩʘ’) + your muse’s reaction.

Or send me (◯Δ◯∥) for my muse’s reaction to yours falling out of the portal

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[Emma]

...

Emma, where’s my Diet Pepsi?

@cool-deity

[Emma]

Right here.

*She opens a minifridge. There are two diet pepsis. Which one is yours is unclear.

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[Emma]

... Anything else you need?

Emma, where’s my Diet Pepsi?

@cool-deity

[Emma]

Right here.

*She opens a minifridge. There are two diet pepsis. Which one is yours is unclear.

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Emma, where’s my Diet Pepsi?

@cool-deity

[Emma]

Right here.

*She opens a minifridge. There are two diet pepsis. Which one is yours is unclear.

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[Ignotis]

Soup.

[B.W]

Soup.

[Kira]

You're insane.

...Soup.

Hello everybody my name is Falkor. I am a character in the game Trapped in an Epic Tale. Soup.

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*Blocked.

Who is Thunder?

[Yewer]

A divine, deity-like entity--

[B.W]

--that shouldn't exist.

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[B.W]

Maidenless.

*A photo is attached with B.W and Kira hugging each other.

Who is Thunder?

[Yewer]

A divine, deity-like entity--

[B.W]

--that shouldn't exist.

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[B.W]

At least I can get a girlfriend.

Who is Thunder?

[Yewer]

A divine, deity-like entity--

[B.W]

--that shouldn't exist.

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@cool-deity

[B.W]

I won't repeat myself. You heard me.

Who is Thunder?

[Yewer]

A divine, deity-like entity--

[B.W]

--that shouldn't exist.

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Wait, what happened to Astra?

[B.W]

She's moved on to Limbo. That's all we'll say.

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Who is Thunder?

[Yewer]

A divine, deity-like entity--

[B.W]

--that shouldn't exist.

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B.W has a gun officer. Arrest her.

P.S. this is Thunder

[B.W]

...Wait, you don't understand, i-it doesn't work! I'M NOT GETTING EXECUTED AGAIN, DAMN IT!

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Hey, it’s me, Thunder. I just ate a fucking child and it tasted really great. You should try it. Anyways, how do you feel about me fucking your mom last night?

[B.W]

All of our moms are dead. Idiot.

[Yewer]

WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN.

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Ooh, what’s the hyper event?

[Yewer]

About a thousand years ago, a weapon built by Dr. Emma Hawk to evolve Ancient Earth by billions of years was set off. It evolved the planet before the people's eyes, and a thousand years later, an apocalypse caused by a deity happened, which me and the others had to stop. At least it's over now...