ask-the-little-candy-devourer

[ask-the-little-candy-devourer]

hi opinions on miyu sakurada aka my lovely awesome wife!!!!!!!!!

she pertty leik angl !!! sh lok leik she wold leik ateing candis too !! i wold be frieds wit her !! very kool wife yous have , iz approvd !!

[no typing quirk: She's pretty like (an) angel! She looks like she would like eating candies too! I would be friends with her! Very cool wife you have, it's approved!]

[ask-the-little-candy-devourer]

no problemz mr skorea !! nowz yous hav candis in u pokets x3 enjoz

[no typing quirk: No problem, Mr. S Korea! Now you have candies in your pockets! Enjoy!]

CANDIS EXPLOSON !!!

[no typing quirk: CANDY EXPLOSION!!]

×⠀┊⠀@ask-the-little-candy-devourer

hey, what was that for!?

haha, what a cute little surprise. thanks moldova!!!

[ask-the-little-candy-devourer]

r yous otay ms litestein !? :( if u wanrs , i canz gib candis !!! xD

[no typing quirk: Are you okay, Ms. Liechtenstein? If you want, I can give candy!]

Update on the Mouthwashing game..

What in the world did I just play..?

[ask-the-little-candy-devourer]

i new iz was a totetally radical name !! tanks etonia! i gib albi chese now X3

[no typing quirk: I knew it was a totally radical name! Thanks Estonia! I give Albi cheese now!]

Hey Moldova, how are you doing I brought you more candy and a Ratty Rat for you. Hope you like

Sincerely: Estonia

Uhm I dressed the rat and I made the cupcakes. Hope you love

wwoooa big brotehr etonia !!! cucak an rat !!! tank u so much !!! i wil play wit rat al day !! an da cupcake *munch munh* mm ryummi!! yous iz so kind !! i tink mi frieds wil be bes frieds wit rat !!

[no typing quirk: Woooahhh, big brother Estonia! Cupcake and rat!? Thank you so much! I will play with rat all day! And the cupcake, *munch munch* Mmmm yummy! You is so kind! I think my friends (his pets; consists of a cat, a badger and two deers) will be best friends with Rat!]

[ask-the-little-candy-devourer]

mmmm i tink .... ALBI IZ A TOTALLY TUBULA NAME!!! do u tink soz!? iz eazy to sayz + totetally fit himz!!!

[no typing quirk: Hmmmm, I think... ALBI! IS A TOTALLY TUBULAR NAME! Do you think so!? It's easy to say + totally fit him!]

Hey Moldova, how are you doing I brought you more candy and a Ratty Rat for you. Hope you like

Sincerely: Estonia

Uhm I dressed the rat and I made the cupcakes. Hope you love

wwoooa big brotehr etonia !!! cucak an rat !!! tank u so much !!! i wil play wit rat al day !! an da cupcake *munch munh* mm ryummi!! yous iz so kind !! i tink mi frieds wil be bes frieds wit rat !!

[no typing quirk: Woooahhh, big brother Estonia! Cupcake and rat!? Thank you so much! I will play with rat all day! And the cupcake, *munch munch* Mmmm yummy! You is so kind! I think my friends (his pets; consists of a cat, a badger and two deers) will be best friends with Rat!]

[ask-the-little-candy-devourer]

otay !! cokie delibery sevic komin thru!!!

[no typing quirk: Okay! Cookie delivery service coming through!]

do yous lik candi ?! i hav cokie :'D

[no typing quirk: Do you like candy? I have a cookie!]

×⠀┊⠀@ask-the-little-candy-devourer

I like candy, but if I had to be honest, I like pastries more. :)

And that cookie looks delicious! Are those smarties on it?

[ask-the-little-candy-devourer]

Hey Moldova, how are you doing I brought you more candy and a Ratty Rat for you. Hope you like

Sincerely: Estonia

Uhm I dressed the rat and I made the cupcakes. Hope you love

wwoooa big brotehr etonia !!! cucak an rat !!! tank u so much !!! i wil play wit rat al day !! an da cupcake *munch munh* mm ryummi!! yous iz so kind !! i tink mi frieds wil be bes frieds wit rat !!

[no typing quirk: Woooahhh, big brother Estonia! Cupcake and rat!? Thank you so much! I will play with rat all day! And the cupcake, *munch munch* Mmmm yummy! You is so kind! I think my friends (his pets; consists of a cat, a badger and two deers) will be best friends with Rat!]

[ask-the-little-candy-devourer]

yaa pastys r kool tooz, i mak dem evry dey cause dey yummis!! i lik saring dem too X3

mm dey smatie!! iz yummislious , wanr it!? i hav 50 cokie !!!!

[no typing quirk: Yeah, pastries are cool too, I make them every day 'cause they yummy! I like sharing them too! Mhm, they're smarties! Is yummilious (yummy + delicious), want it? I have 50 cookies!]

do yous lik candi ?! i hav cokie :'D

[no typing quirk: Do you like candy? I have a cookie!]

×⠀┊⠀@ask-the-little-candy-devourer

I like candy, but if I had to be honest, I like pastries more. :)

And that cookie looks delicious! Are those smarties on it?

[ask-the-little-candy-devourer]

yahh me likey mak stufs wit mah own hands !! i tink iz easyier + mor koolerz !! YAAA !!! dey migh likey mah cușma lui guguță !! an we canz ate togetehr !!

[no typing quirk: Yah, me like make stuffs with my own hands! I think it's easier + more cooler! YEEAAH! They might like my cușma lui guguță! And then we can eat together!]

hai vida !! do yous wanr cușma lui guguță !? iz very yummis !! it hav chery an iz swet !!!

[no typing quirk: Hi Vida! Do you want cușma lui guguță? It's very yummy! It has cherry and is sweet!]

×⠀┊⠀@ask-the-little-candy-devourer

Sure Moldavia I can try some. I take one too try it and I took a bite out of it This is pretty good actually did you make it your self?

[ask-the-little-candy-devourer]

*nod nod* yus !! i mad iz wit mah own hans !!! i pik bes chery fo mah cușma lui guguță soz iz can be yummis !!!

[no typing quirk: Yes! I made it with my own hands!! I pick best cherry for my cușma lui guguță so it can be yummy!]

hai vida !! do yous wanr cușma lui guguță !? iz very yummis !! it hav chery an iz swet !!!

[no typing quirk: Hi Vida! Do you want cușma lui guguță? It's very yummy! It has cherry and is sweet!]

×⠀┊⠀@ask-the-little-candy-devourer

Sure Moldavia I can try some. I take one too try it and I took a bite out of it This is pretty good actually did you make it your self?

[ask-the-little-candy-devourer]

Another kitty cat from me :))

- @ask-cyprus

a kity!?? from da neko atume !?!? ty cypus !!!!! i wil foreva tak car of kity !!!! i wil neba forger yous gift !!! he so chil , so funnis!

[no typing quirk: A kitty!? From the Neko Atsume!? Thank you, Cyprus! I will forever take care of kitty, I will never forget your gift! He's so chill, so funnys!]

[ask-the-little-candy-devourer]

ya !! ic ceam iz so gud !!! butz yous canz ate it evry day , betause den yous hav tummyach .... an das no gud !! i wonda iz somwon mad mushyoom ic ceam...

[no typing quirk: Yeah! Ice cream is so good! But you can't eat it every day, because then you have tummyache, and that's no good! I wonder if someone made mushroom ice cream...]

mis pangaea , so yous mi mama too ?? den yous get candis !!! :D

[no typing quirk: Ms. Pangaea, so you're my mama too?? Then you get candy!]

(Note: It's actually ice cream covered in a wafer/crepe but Moldova got it wrong)

×⠀┊⠀@ask-the-little-candy-devourer

Thank you, small child! I have no idea what a "candy" is, or what this thing is. It smells sweet, and it's melting on my hand I don't understand what— . . . .

. . . . This, this is beautiful

Picrew source here

[ask-the-little-candy-devourer]

do yous likey ? :D iz specal candis koled ic ceam !!!!

[no typing quirk: Do you likey? It's special candy called ice cream!]

mis pangaea , so yous mi mama too ?? den yous get candis !!! :D

[no typing quirk: Ms. Pangaea, so you're my mama too?? Then you get candy!]

(Note: It's actually ice cream covered in a wafer/crepe but Moldova got it wrong)

×⠀┊⠀@ask-the-little-candy-devourer

Thank you, small child! I have no idea what a "candy" is, or what this thing is. It smells sweet, and it's melting on my hand I don't understand what— . . . .

. . . . This, this is beautiful

Picrew source here

[ask-the-little-candy-devourer]

i hav a kity to !! his nam iz vilhelm but he shy !!!! i lik chiken!!!

[no typing quirk: I have a kitty too! His name is Vilhelm but he shy! I like chicken!]

Moldova, do your siblings leave you unattended all the time?

- @ask-aph-hws-iceland

hmpp ya !! bur somtimz iz diffcultz bein lone since i amz wittle , bur me manage !! do yous wanr candi ??

[no typing quirk: Hmm, yeah! But sometimes it's difficult being alone since I'm (still) little, but I'll manage! Do you want candy?]

[ask-the-little-candy-devourer]

yay kity nugets !!!! puts on apron and rolls up sleeves i is ready!! canz i bing mah badger toby !? he canz wach !!! aniwa , wat iz forst step !?

[no typing quirk: Yay, kitty nuggets! *Puts on an apron and rolls up sleeves* I is ready! Can I bring my badger, Toby? He can watch! Anyways, what is first step?]

Moldova, do your siblings leave you unattended all the time?

- @ask-aph-hws-iceland

hmpp ya !! bur somtimz iz diffcultz bein lone since i amz wittle , bur me manage !! do yous wanr candi ??

[no typing quirk: Hmm, yeah! But sometimes it's difficult being alone since I'm (still) little, but I'll manage! Do you want candy?]

[ask-the-little-candy-devourer]

ouu rlly rlly ?! we canz mak treatys!??? horay yay!!! i wana mak dat !! let go !!!

[no typing quirk: Oooh, really, really? We can make treats!? Hooray, yay! I wanna make that! Let's goo!]

Moldova, do your siblings leave you unattended all the time?

- @ask-aph-hws-iceland

hmpp ya !! bur somtimz iz diffcultz bein lone since i amz wittle , bur me manage !! do yous wanr candi ??

[no typing quirk: Hmm, yeah! But sometimes it's difficult being alone since I'm (still) little, but I'll manage! Do you want candy?]

[ask-the-little-candy-devourer]

veri sad :( at lest da kitys like da treatys , eben tho dey tast bad fo us!!! ooOOOuuu , wat if somwon mad cat treatys fo us to ate !!!!!!

[no typing quirk: Very sad, at least the kitties like the treats, even though they taste bad for us. Ooh, what if someone made cat treats for us to eat!]

Moldova, do your siblings leave you unattended all the time?

- @ask-aph-hws-iceland

hmpp ya !! bur somtimz iz diffcultz bein lone since i amz wittle , bur me manage !! do yous wanr candi ??

[no typing quirk: Hmm, yeah! But sometimes it's difficult being alone since I'm (still) little, but I'll manage! Do you want candy?]