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doesnt your green goblin wife still have that bottle you gave her

Oh yeah.. maybe I could get it back from her..

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@ask-pomni-things get your food !!!

[ask-the-influenced-jester]

//once I'm done playing dandy's world I'll answer the rest of my asks

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GREEN POMNI HURRY UP REGULAR POMNI SCREWED UP AND BROKE YOUR DRUNK OFF SAUCE WIFES HEART

@ask-pomni-things

"GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!! YOU AIN'T GETTING AWAY WITH THIS"

[ask-the-influenced-jester]

"Ugh, FINE!!"

She stands back up and glares at the other jester.

"..coward."

GREEN POMNI HURRY UP REGULAR POMNI SCREWED UP AND BROKE YOUR DRUNK OFF SAUCE WIFES HEART

@ask-pomni-things

"GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!! YOU AIN'T GETTING AWAY WITH THIS"

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"I'm not demonic! I'm just BETTE- OW!!"

She lets go of her arms to clutch her stomach.

GREEN POMNI HURRY UP REGULAR POMNI SCREWED UP AND BROKE YOUR DRUNK OFF SAUCE WIFES HEART

@ask-pomni-things

"GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!! YOU AIN'T GETTING AWAY WITH THIS"

[ask-the-influenced-jester]

She tears off the skin and spits it out.

"Why aren't you SCREAMING FOR MERCY!?"

She growls.

GREEN POMNI HURRY UP REGULAR POMNI SCREWED UP AND BROKE YOUR DRUNK OFF SAUCE WIFES HEART

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"GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!! YOU AIN'T GETTING AWAY WITH THIS"

[ask-the-influenced-jester]

Pomni's tail lashes behind her as she digs her fangs into her cheek

GREEN POMNI HURRY UP REGULAR POMNI SCREWED UP AND BROKE YOUR DRUNK OFF SAUCE WIFES HEART

@ask-pomni-things

"GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!! YOU AIN'T GETTING AWAY WITH THIS"

[ask-the-influenced-jester]

She rolls up her imaginary sleeves then tackles her to the ground, holding down both her arms.

"TRY ME. ILL TEAR YOUR FACE OFF!!!"

GREEN POMNI HURRY UP REGULAR POMNI SCREWED UP AND BROKE YOUR DRUNK OFF SAUCE WIFES HEART

@ask-pomni-things

"GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!! YOU AIN'T GETTING AWAY WITH THIS"

[ask-the-influenced-jester]

Pomni jumps backwards and lets go of her arm. Her eyes narrow as her eyes meet Pomni's. She shrieks,

"STOP FIGHTING BACK AND LET ME TEACH YOU A LESSON!!"

GREEN POMNI HURRY UP REGULAR POMNI SCREWED UP AND BROKE YOUR DRUNK OFF SAUCE WIFES HEART

@ask-pomni-things

"GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!! YOU AIN'T GETTING AWAY WITH THIS"

[ask-the-influenced-jester]

She grabs the other jester's arm and bites down on it, growling like a rabid animal.

GREEN POMNI HURRY UP REGULAR POMNI SCREWED UP AND BROKE YOUR DRUNK OFF SAUCE WIFES HEART

@ask-pomni-things

"GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!! YOU AIN'T GETTING AWAY WITH THIS"

[ask-the-influenced-jester]

GREEN POMNI HURRY UP REGULAR POMNI SCREWED UP AND BROKE YOUR DRUNK OFF SAUCE WIFES HEART

@ask-pomni-things

"GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!! YOU AIN'T GETTING AWAY WITH THIS"

[ask-the-influenced-jester]

-I give them cookies with green food dye on them

"OOH YUMMY!! Thanks! Maybe I won't try to burn these..."

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”Those below 6ft, please be aware you are within huggable distance. Those above 6ft, please bend the knee to be within huggable distance, or you will be CLIMBED”

"If anyone hugs me I will not hesitate to MAUL YOU."

"...with the exception of my wives, of course!! :3"

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//FUGK SORRY ABT THE LATE REPLY 😭/

"I'm doing swaggalicous! Especially after I ate that bug I found on the ground, how about you, my dear?"

Pomni!!! It’s me Ragatha!! *^

- @sweetragdoll

"Ah, wife!! Hello!! Hihi!!!"

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local sauced up ragdoll shows goblin genuine affection what the fuck

@ask-the-influenced-jester you’ve cursed me.

[ask-the-influenced-jester]

*Hands you a box of cookies.*"I may be a psychotic alligator-loving teenager, but even I can be kind- so here, have some cookies."

"Ooh, thanks!!!"

She sets down the cookies before pulling out a blowtorch and INCINERATING THEM.

"HEHEHEHAHAAHHA— wait. Why aren't they burning :("

The box was burnt to a crisp while the cookies remained intact.