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Ari: Wow it’s already October? And that means spooky season and I know that brother in law of mine is going to be planning a spooky movie marathon and a big Halloween bash, which I’m not attending the marathon but I will be attending his party, I just need to work on my costume that will be paired up with Matthew’s costume this year. So is there any spooky or Halloween inspired questions that you want to ask us?

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Ari: It’s not easy to deal with the summer heat but thanks to my abilities, I can do snow days to cool everyone off, plus it’s fun to see Alfred get excited over it or in his words “It’s Christmas in July!” even though me and Matthew often have to remind him we’re in August now, but I manage my relationship with my brother in law even if it’s a challenge somedays

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Ari: Happy Easter everyone! Hope you all enjoy it and best of luck to us since tomorrow is April Fools Day, knowing Alfred he’ll be planning something.. If you guys have any ideas for me, Matthew, or anyone else on what we can do, we’d appreciate the help and are grateful for the help, or you can ask questions to distract us, whatever you want to do I’m sure we’ll appreciate it. 🌨 Excuse me while I try to calm down.

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Ari: Thank goodness that the Christmas holidays came and gone which this year I replaced all the glass on the windows with rubber, that way Alfred didn’t break anymore windows which resulted in them getting replaced which costs money, I did everyone a favor and have them not get out their wallets to replace a couple of windows this year, hope everyone had a good Christmas and have a happy new year

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Kiku: Whatever you guys do. Don’t not give Fweebie-San stickers for her birthday today.

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For Kumojiro

Kumajiro: FISH!! YUMMY!

Ari: ..How did you get you get a hold of the phone?.. ☁️

Kumajiro: Other guy (he’s talking about Alfred) showed me how to log on

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List of wives/engaged women in our program

Fweebie- fiancée of Kiku/Japan

Scout- wife of Alfred/America

Kat- wife of Arthur/England

Ari- wife of Matthew/Canada

Fern- wife of Lukas/Norway

Eli- wife of Lovino/South Italy/Romano

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Kumajiro: Hungry, feed me fish!!

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Kiku:She just went back to her game…

Kiku: Fweebie’s obsession with a certain otome game is making jealous. How do I gain her attention back?

Ari: Hi Kiku, please ignore the thundercloud and lightning, I’ve been stressed all day especially since Kumajiro and Tony have been fighting again and I need to take a timeout from trying to separate them. How about surprising Fweebie with her favorite candy or something? I’m sure seeing you with her favorite candy would definitely bring some attention, maybe also throw in a stuffed animal she would like. I wish you the best of luck, I’m sure the rest of the wives and the husbands would like to help you out.

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Ari: Well thank goodness we survived April Fools Day and no one had to be sent to the hospital, the only worst thing I guess was waking up to Kuma being dyed bright red, that’s going to take a while for me and Matthew to get the dye out of his fur

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Ari what are pros and cons of youre gift?

Ari: Pros I can help with the plants in the garden in the backyard near the kitchen’s back door, I can do snow days if I wanted. As for cons, well I’m gonna have to say when it’s a certain brother in law of mine brings up my wedding day and tells me that “It looks like rain” and doing so he always floods my brain, thankfully I wasn’t married in a hurricane even though I was close to being married in one. Hope that answers your question anon.

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