#alout

[fweebie]

Well I tried my best let me know what do you think of these headcannons, it was hard but I came up with some so that’s better than nothing

What if in the au household the boys were real and the girls were fictional characters?

-the girls would be part of a anime that’s like Ouran High School Host Club combined with a little bit of Doki Doki Literature Club (just no bad stuff like in DDLC)

-Alfred is the first one to get into this anime (it needs a name I’ll leave that to the mutuals) then gets his twin brother Matthew and his friend Kiku into it which Kiku gets Arthur and Lovino into it after a while

-Alfred is also the first to notice that Matthew and Kiku have crushes on two of the girls

-Arthur tried to deny that he doesn’t have a crush on Kat’s character but it’s hard whenever Matthew and Alfred turn on the anime and he comes in to watch it with them

-Matthew ships Alfred with Scout’s character to a T and in return Alfred ships Matthew with Ari’s character

@koolkat9 , @elithegnome , @a-dorky-american , @newhetaliafan

I like this, Good job!

-Our characters go to collage and live in the same dorm or a house by the collage!

- I’m thinking our characters are part of an anime club and art club!

-Poor Kiku was temporarily broke due to buying merch of a certain character. I wonder who? 🤔

-Romano was a stuttering red faced fool when he saw Eli’s character!

-Lukas defiantly won’t admit that he wants fern’s character to be real.

-In fact, all the guys want the girls characters to be real.

[multifandomfern]

In honor of Matthew’s birthday, how about how we celebrate birthdays in the household headcannons like what do the husbands/wives do for their significant other, who will want the birthday person want to invite, etc?

I like to imagine for whoever's birthday it is, their partner is the one who makes the cake! If they suck at it then they can get help!

Going off of that the birthday person's partner is basically trusted with everything! Party decorations, food, events, planning stuff like that! But if it gets too stressful we can all help with that! After all having your partner get overwhelmed and stressed is not a good birthday present! Also it's just not good in general.

Here's some times of the wives doing the planning!

I think for some of Kiku's birthday parties @fweebie has made them anime themed. Also she gives him more affectionate bites!

Every year for Alfred's parties, @a-dorky-american gets him freedom kebabs!

For one (or maybe more of this one) of Matt's parties, it was Encanto themed with him and @piscesgirl2020 dressing up as Felix and Pepa!

@koolkat9 has definitely reserved a party at some fancy restaurant, but considering the cost it wasn't too long. Arthur still really liked it though.

For one of Lukas's parties, I made it butter themed. The cake was decorated to look like butter which he found funny. Though I am not decorating a cake like that again.

That's all I can come up for now! Like always feel free to add on or elaborate! :)

[ask-the-hetafam]

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[gilverrwrites]

Imagine Romam calling all his daughters for a family dinner to maybe convince ex wife to stay cause they are such a great family and being little shits all four of them are daughters bring their boyfriends and ex wife brings her ,,there is definitely nothing between us for sure” friend Bruce. And know Roman is basically having a family dinner with wayne’s

Maybe also he has a younger daughter around damians age and Bruce brings him and now they are friends. You might as well kill Roman he is already living in hell

Roman, calling Jim Gordon: I’d like to confess.

Jim: To what?

Roman: Anything. Everything. I just can't live like this anymore, lock me up before I kill myself everyone in this room.

I kind of think it would be funnier is Damian befriends like, his biggest, meanest, scariest dog? Just turns that thing into a pampered pooch straight away. His wife, his kids, and now his dog? Mans best friend my ass!

Fr tho thinking about him swallowing all those pent up emotions. All his anger. At what point does his pacemaker just stop working?

Roman, on the backseat of his minivan he didn't even want, surrounded by his children and their boyfriends as Bruce fucking Wayne drives them all to the hospital because his heart is failing from the stress: If I die, there's one thing I need you all to promise me.

Forgotten child: Of course dad!

Favourite: Anything.

Rebel: … go on?

Roman: Get better taste in men!!!

[kandicon]

Thinking abt mechanisms and tummy again <333

[so0ppa]

hrm something something franky stopped being a shipwright because the ships and weaponry he created was used to hurt his loved ones umm smn smn so part of the reasoning for his body being That Way is its the only weapon he can be sure to control (himself). idk ok yeagh idk. um

[fweebie]

May I have ravioli with meatballs in a pesto sauce?

Your Encanto gift but instead for a day, you’re getting it for a week: Healing people with food

Alright, if anyone gets injured, they're getting pasta. Because that's the only thing I know how to make without a recipe book

[sinisterain]

sayoナラ 🧡🐯

[lali-hoe]

Hitmen: hey we've come to kill you. Do you want to choose the way you die?

Me: well, that depends. Either one of you a vampire?

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[fweebie]

I’ve done something like this a long time ago but I want to know what you think when the husbands and wives react to Nyan Cat

=^_^= nya~

Kat: Can’t stand the Nyan Cat song but enjoys the character.

Arthur: Low key enjoys the character and song, but won’t admit it. Just don’t annoy him with the song.

Ari: Loves Nyan Cat but don’t play the song unless you want a storm. Alfred made the mistake of constantly playing the song and now Ari can’t stand the song as well.

Matthew: Surprisingly not very into it than he used to, the song and the character. You can thank Alfred for that as well.

Scout: Likes Nyan cat and has even gotten the game app once.

Alfred: A fucking menace! Like, really obsessed with it. Matthew once told me he had a lot of Nyan Cat merch. Will annoy the household with the song.

Eli: Pretty neutral. Finds the character ridiculous. Once fought Alfred for playing the song.

Romano: Won’t admit it, but surprisingly likes it. Doesn’t mind how often Alfred plays the song. Has a few merch of his own that he hides.

Fern: Neutral as well.

Lukas: OBSESSED like Alfred. Probably even worse than his “What Does The Fox Say” phase as Fern mentioned.

Fweebie: Likes Nyan Cat. Pretty chill about it. Has pretty much tuned the Nyan Cat song out.

Kiku: Pretty much like Alfred and Lukas.

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Nyan~!

@a-dorky-american , @koolkat9 , @newhetaliafan , @elithegnome

[multifandomfern]

Incorrect wife quotes (with the husbands showing up)

Fweebie, tending to Fern's wounds: How would you rate your pain? 
Fern: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Ari: I hardly slept last night
Scout: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.
Ari: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.?
Matthew: [panic]

Arthur: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Alfred : Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Matthew: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Alfred: Can I bother you for a second? 
Scout: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

Arthur: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

Lovino: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!

Lukas: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

Matthew: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.

Lovino: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.

Ari: Are they stupid?

Scout: Yes, but they prefer to be called Alfred .

The Squad: *walking at the mall*

Arthur: Hey, have any of you guys seen Alfred ? They’ve been gone for a while..

Ari: Eh, nope.

Matthew: No, I haven’t...

Scout: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something.

Alfred : Hey.

Arthur: Ooh, there you are-

Ari: What the fu-

Scout: I- where were you?!

Alfred : Walking right behind you guys.

Scout: I dare you-

Ari: Alfred is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Scout: Why not?

Alfred : "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

Lukas: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.

Fern : Lukas, NO!

I love these! For the first one I probably tripped down the stairs lol. Also same Lovino I wanna be a cat too.

[mii-oc-stuff]

Mii stuff rlly be hitting todayyyy

[artsy-anon]

*there is a couple knocks on Alout's door*

*Alout was trying on some new clothes that he had gotten a few days ago when he heard the knocking*

*He had turned the fluff that used to cover his breasts into a scarf*

Hello?

[honeysodas]

Mimic doodles and the entity thingy... I like them alout

[randomnfandom]

Duo: Keegan p russ x F!Reader

Request: Hey!! I have read your other posts and omg your so talented. Can you please do an keegan story were reader is doing a hand job and don't just do one scenario but do multipal diffrent scenarios. Thank you bye!!

By: ANONYMOUS

A/N: Thank you 🫶. I'd happily do it, I don't normally do smuts but hope you guys like it and are okay with how bad this story is made. I decided to add pussy eating to make it longer thanks for reading

Warning: Handjob. Praise kink, Dominent!Keegan, ?Grammatic worng?, ?Wrong spelling?, Not my best work,Pussy job, Pussy eating, Maybe some I forgot.

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Keegan loves to have your mouth in his big cock. You just look so cute all chocked up because of his size taking every inch of him and you make his cock look so fucking good.

There were times where he would eat you out have you as his pretty meal. He would eat you like it was his last meal not caring at all how many orgasams you had. But he would always praise you while doing so how wouldn't he you were such a good girl letting him eat his meal in peace. It was short but so meaningful words like "Just a little more ya darling, You can take a little more for me" or "you taste so good love" Even "Come f'me yeah?"

Ohh but when you were the one sucking on him and his cock, Ohh how he couldn't stop groaning and moaning. You're mouth was so perfect around his cock, He wouldn't tell you but he loved you giving him a hand job and trying your absoulout best on taking his whole size, But you knew how much he loved it his moans and begs gave him up so you would try to give him a hand job alout.

Like when you gave him an head in the car while he was driving. he was road raging at the person driving in front of him, And sweet you wanted to cheer him up a little so you suck on his big cock the best way you could. Starting with an easy tip teasing licking the tip of his cock, his pre cum and your saliva mixing you go so until he tugs on your head a little hard but you don't mind you know he isn't so gental when angry, but he clearly wanted you to go further. So you do you try to take his whole cock at the same time but ofcourse didn't work instently so you have half in your mouth and the other half your jerking of. After a while you can take more and more but you can never take it all, but keegan needs you're mouth in his cock and not just a part of it so he makes you take it all enjoying your teary eyes and your chocking sound on his cook. "you're such a good girl takin all of me" "i didin't ask you to do this, you did this to yourself so finish what you started for m'will ya" "Just a little more baby girl a little more" "You're making me forget all about that bad driver, That was your plan all along wasen't it such a good girlfriend you are" After that I can promise you that keegan drove home happily this time and when you went home oh how you would be riding something else then a car 😏

Other times its just normal for you to take his cock.

Like in the morning when keegan is at home and not in the military, You would take his cock while he was reading a book or scrolling trough his phone.

You are not some sec slave for him Oh no no no. Most of the time he would bring out so many orgasams from you this is just the bare minimum and he isn't complaining he loved it. Having you his pretty girlfriend live with him and be at home were no other guy can see you or your pretty body and face and that he can just make her suck on his cock, give him a hand job, that he can spoil with kisses and gifts its the best feeling for him he just loves it.

So everytime he can he will be with you like some puppy following his owner if you weren't with him (Like when he was in the military, because I know he wouldn't date someone there, cause if you were before he must have made you quit because he was scared for you not wanting you hurt so your just a stay at home girlfriend) He would have picures of you. They may be naked picures of you that are very secure he would not allow anyone see you naked exept for him or normal cute picures of you so he would always be able to see you

And I don't think he would have a threesome never he wants his girl all to himself he would hate and despised needing to share you thats just a head canon I have for him

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There I hope you guys liked it I did my best to make it long and not to try to ick you guys off but love you guys and please do not steal this if you guys see someone stealing my work then please report and tell me it asap thanks bye!!!