#alout

[fweebie]

Well I tried my best let me know what do you think of these headcannons, it was hard but I came up with some so that’s better than nothing

What if in the au household the boys were real and the girls were fictional characters?

-the girls would be part of a anime that’s like Ouran High School Host Club combined with a little bit of Doki Doki Literature Club (just no bad stuff like in DDLC)

-Alfred is the first one to get into this anime (it needs a name I’ll leave that to the mutuals) then gets his twin brother Matthew and his friend Kiku into it which Kiku gets Arthur and Lovino into it after a while

-Alfred is also the first to notice that Matthew and Kiku have crushes on two of the girls

-Arthur tried to deny that he doesn’t have a crush on Kat’s character but it’s hard whenever Matthew and Alfred turn on the anime and he comes in to watch it with them

-Matthew ships Alfred with Scout’s character to a T and in return Alfred ships Matthew with Ari’s character

@koolkat9 , @elithegnome , @a-dorky-american , @newhetaliafan

I like this, Good job!

-Our characters go to collage and live in the same dorm or a house by the collage!

- I’m thinking our characters are part of an anime club and art club!

-Poor Kiku was temporarily broke due to buying merch of a certain character. I wonder who? 🤔

-Romano was a stuttering red faced fool when he saw Eli’s character!

-Lukas defiantly won’t admit that he wants fern’s character to be real.

-In fact, all the guys want the girls characters to be real.

[multifandomfern]

In honor of Matthew’s birthday, how about how we celebrate birthdays in the household headcannons like what do the husbands/wives do for their significant other, who will want the birthday person want to invite, etc?

I like to imagine for whoever's birthday it is, their partner is the one who makes the cake! If they suck at it then they can get help!

Going off of that the birthday person's partner is basically trusted with everything! Party decorations, food, events, planning stuff like that! But if it gets too stressful we can all help with that! After all having your partner get overwhelmed and stressed is not a good birthday present! Also it's just not good in general.

Here's some times of the wives doing the planning!

I think for some of Kiku's birthday parties @fweebie has made them anime themed. Also she gives him more affectionate bites!

Every year for Alfred's parties, @a-dorky-american gets him freedom kebabs!

For one (or maybe more of this one) of Matt's parties, it was Encanto themed with him and @piscesgirl2020 dressing up as Felix and Pepa!

@koolkat9 has definitely reserved a party at some fancy restaurant, but considering the cost it wasn't too long. Arthur still really liked it though.

For one of Lukas's parties, I made it butter themed. The cake was decorated to look like butter which he found funny. Though I am not decorating a cake like that again.

That's all I can come up for now! Like always feel free to add on or elaborate! :)

[ask-the-hetafam]

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[gilverrwrites]

Imagine Romam calling all his daughters for a family dinner to maybe convince ex wife to stay cause they are such a great family and being little shits all four of them are daughters bring their boyfriends and ex wife brings her ,,there is definitely nothing between us for sure” friend Bruce. And know Roman is basically having a family dinner with wayne’s

Maybe also he has a younger daughter around damians age and Bruce brings him and now they are friends. You might as well kill Roman he is already living in hell

Roman, calling Jim Gordon: I’d like to confess.

Jim: To what?

Roman: Anything. Everything. I just can't live like this anymore, lock me up before I kill myself everyone in this room.

I kind of think it would be funnier is Damian befriends like, his biggest, meanest, scariest dog? Just turns that thing into a pampered pooch straight away. His wife, his kids, and now his dog? Mans best friend my ass!

Fr tho thinking about him swallowing all those pent up emotions. All his anger. At what point does his pacemaker just stop working?

Roman, on the backseat of his minivan he didn't even want, surrounded by his children and their boyfriends as Bruce fucking Wayne drives them all to the hospital because his heart is failing from the stress: If I die, there's one thing I need you all to promise me.

Forgotten child: Of course dad!

Favourite: Anything.

Rebel: … go on?

Roman: Get better taste in men!!!

[kandicon]

Thinking abt mechanisms and tummy again <333

[so0ppa]

hrm something something franky stopped being a shipwright because the ships and weaponry he created was used to hurt his loved ones umm smn smn so part of the reasoning for his body being That Way is its the only weapon he can be sure to control (himself). idk ok yeagh idk. um

[fweebie]

May I have ravioli with meatballs in a pesto sauce?

Your Encanto gift but instead for a day, you’re getting it for a week: Healing people with food

Alright, if anyone gets injured, they're getting pasta. Because that's the only thing I know how to make without a recipe book

[muxas-world]

wait i’m new to motogp and i don’t know much about why jorge martin is a bad person and when i look it up I can’t find much, is it alright if i ask you what’s up with that?

More bad than your typical rich white man? I don't think so and half of the grid is that , the only things he has done wrong is some homophobic coments and according to my mutuals in the other app he is a facho (and that depends on your political inclination if that is good or bad) I jut dont like him for petty and stupid reasons. Last year he competed in the championship against Pecco and I said so many comments that my god made me tired of him im jut a hater xd

[sinisterain]

sayoナラ 🧡🐯

[lali-hoe]

Hitmen: hey we've come to kill you. Do you want to choose the way you die?

Me: well, that depends. Either one of you a vampire?

[fweebie]

I’ve done something like this a long time ago but I want to know what you think when the husbands and wives react to Nyan Cat

=^_^= nya~

Kat: Can’t stand the Nyan Cat song but enjoys the character.

Arthur: Low key enjoys the character and song, but won’t admit it. Just don’t annoy him with the song.

Ari: Loves Nyan Cat but don’t play the song unless you want a storm. Alfred made the mistake of constantly playing the song and now Ari can’t stand the song as well.

Matthew: Surprisingly not very into it than he used to, the song and the character. You can thank Alfred for that as well.

Scout: Likes Nyan cat and has even gotten the game app once.

Alfred: A fucking menace! Like, really obsessed with it. Matthew once told me he had a lot of Nyan Cat merch. Will annoy the household with the song.

Eli: Pretty neutral. Finds the character ridiculous. Once fought Alfred for playing the song.

Romano: Won’t admit it, but surprisingly likes it. Doesn’t mind how often Alfred plays the song. Has a few merch of his own that he hides.

Fern: Neutral as well.

Lukas: OBSESSED like Alfred. Probably even worse than his “What Does The Fox Say” phase as Fern mentioned.

Fweebie: Likes Nyan Cat. Pretty chill about it. Has pretty much tuned the Nyan Cat song out.

Kiku: Pretty much like Alfred and Lukas.

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Nyan~!

@a-dorky-american , @koolkat9 , @newhetaliafan , @elithegnome

[multifandomfern]

Incorrect wife quotes (with the husbands showing up)

Fweebie, tending to Fern's wounds: How would you rate your pain? 
Fern: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Ari: I hardly slept last night
Scout: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.
Ari: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.?
Matthew: [panic]

Arthur: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Alfred : Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Matthew: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Alfred: Can I bother you for a second? 
Scout: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

Arthur: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

Lovino: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!

Lukas: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

Matthew: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.

Lovino: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.

Ari: Are they stupid?

Scout: Yes, but they prefer to be called Alfred .

The Squad: *walking at the mall*

Arthur: Hey, have any of you guys seen Alfred ? They’ve been gone for a while..

Ari: Eh, nope.

Matthew: No, I haven’t...

Scout: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something.

Alfred : Hey.

Arthur: Ooh, there you are-

Ari: What the fu-

Scout: I- where were you?!

Alfred : Walking right behind you guys.

Scout: I dare you-

Ari: Alfred is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Scout: Why not?

Alfred : "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

Lukas: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.

Fern : Lukas, NO!

I love these! For the first one I probably tripped down the stairs lol. Also same Lovino I wanna be a cat too.

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[mii-oc-stuff]

Mii stuff rlly be hitting todayyyy

[smithanonsworld]

Tug: *he walks in* …why does it smell like sweat…

*i'm casually cleaning everything, a towel around my waist, clearly I just showered, Jessica and Alout were transported to their rooms*

[minnesotamedic186]

*Alright everybody let's get this show on the road-! It's time for @artsy-anon and @alt-tug to get married!*

(The order will be me

@artsy-anon and her spirits(Jessica and Alout included)

@smithanonsworld and his characters Vincent, Cuddles and Gabriel

@alt-tug and his brother

@ask-skid-and-pump and Lila(Pump will be the ring bearer)

@frostburn-the-wolf as the flower girl

@ask-catfeine-and-dogpressed will be the bridesmaids along with Jessica

@rexothemano

@nickolasnickname's character Frosty

@tug6056 and his brother will be the groomsmen along with Alt!Tug's brother

@soulful-rodent

For a total of 20 people)

Alt!Tug's outfits and rings: