ask-the-big-g
ask-the-big-g
The Big G
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"Where is my ME-DAMN FIRST MAN?!
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ask-the-big-g · 1 month ago
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Why'd u make me so gay :(
"... W H A T?!"
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ask-the-big-g · 5 months ago
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(Since you oh so rudely threatened me with a frying pan)
He suddenly appeared in front of the reaper (I forgot what its called), smile strained, using his body to shield Emily.
(@death-angel-01 hope you don't mind me coming in a bit late)
(a manic smile appeared on his face. He turned around and started moving towards you at a brisk pace, preparing his sword for a hit)
(your body is paralyzed by fear. Is this the end?)
Emily's wings bristled and she spread then, standing protectively in front of a few winner children.
@ask-the-big-g
(MOTHERFUCKER I DO NOT CARE IF YOU ARE OFFLINE, SAVE YOUR CHILD)
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ask-the-big-g · 5 months ago
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"... Do I need to cause another flood?"
You is mother of lucifer?
Gross what the hell!?
oh fuck me being lucifers mom okay yeah that's making me feel ill!
I am NOT luci's mom nor have I ever been!
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Okay where the hell has this one come from!?
Hey you two you where the fuck humans are getting this idea from!?
I swear if this is some shit your angels slipped into the bible or some other holy book to justify lucifers fall I'm coming up there!
@mischievously-royalty
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ask-the-big-g · 5 months ago
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"Yeah? Did they tell you?"
He was standing there awkwardly, looking at something on his cape. Curled on his cape was a duckling from the live army The Duck Anon had used to (lovingly) smother Lucifer.
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*Lucifer finally managed to crawl out of the duck army's (loving) embrace when he sees Father* ... What do you want?...
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ask-the-big-g · 5 months ago
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He didn't reply, just staring at the duck who was using his cape as a nest. "Question is, why did Fawn cover you in ducks?"
He was standing there awkwardly, looking at something on his cape. Curled on his cape was a duckling from the live army The Duck Anon had used to (lovingly) smother Lucifer.
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*Lucifer finally managed to crawl out of the duck army's (loving) embrace when he sees Father* ... What do you want?...
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ask-the-big-g · 5 months ago
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"The C.H.E.R.U.B.S went to Earth? And I said WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO, not that we didn't."
Urgh great now your on this thing now....
Lovely *says sarcastically*
Hey you old fart caused any more biblical floods or unleashed any plagues lately *being super judgey*
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He rolled his eyes. "No, I've been gone for over a thousand years."
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ask-the-big-g · 5 months ago
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"Jackass."
[Nondum parati sunt veritatem invenire. Reversus veni.]
Etiam, domina mea.
(puts the mask back on)
Maybe you won't know the whole truth today. When you will be ready, I'll be waiting for you at the V.O.I.D.
Perhaps one day you will show me the true power of your sword.
(The Reaper disappeared, disappearing into a haze of smoke)
That was... something...
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ask-the-big-g · 5 months ago
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"Old habits die hard, but Eve, yelling at me won't change my mistakes or me for that matter. But you can continue to let off steam if you wish. I didn't try to change him for it wasn't my place, me and the angels weren't supposed to intervene in mortal affairs." He sighed. "I'm sorry, if I could change history, I would."
Urgh great now your on this thing now....
Lovely *says sarcastically*
Hey you old fart caused any more biblical floods or unleashed any plagues lately *being super judgey*
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He rolled his eyes. "No, I've been gone for over a thousand years."
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ask-the-big-g · 5 months ago
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"Riiight."
Is this the mercy of God?
Oh boy...
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ask-the-big-g · 5 months ago
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"Is that a threat Reaper?"
Is this the mercy of God?
Oh boy...
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ask-the-big-g · 5 months ago
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He gave Roo a glare. "I simply created them, I didn't make their personalities. I only banished Sam because he let Roo take control of your body Eve, and Sera was so concerned about an uprising that she made it happen quicker when demons have no interest in hell."
"Yes, I take the blame for how they turned out, I could've been more firm, but I didn't. That's my fault and I'm not scared to admit it." He sighed.
Urgh great now your on this thing now....
Lovely *says sarcastically*
Hey you old fart caused any more biblical floods or unleashed any plagues lately *being super judgey*
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He rolled his eyes. "No, I've been gone for over a thousand years."
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ask-the-big-g · 5 months ago
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"Okay bud, you are getting REALLY annoying, my contract with your so called 'Lady of Death' was over EONS ago, if you keep harassing my family, I'll have no choice but to banish you."
@death-angel-01 (BTW, MOD DOESN'T MEAN ANY OF THIS, THIS IS JUST SIMPLY ROLEPLAY, I ENJOY INTERACTING WITH YOU)
Is this the mercy of God?
Oh boy...
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ask-the-big-g · 5 months ago
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He said nothing, just staring.
(Sorry if I am late replying, got a bit of work to do)
You didn't know.
(The Reaper removes the hood of his robe. The face is covered with a white mask)
But he saw everything. He heard everything.
(slowly removes the mask)
But he decided to just CLOSE HIS EYES AND IGNORE ME.
(the whole face is covered with scars, wounds and numerous burns)
That evening, only the Lady Death showed me mercy and put me out of my misery.
Woah, uh....Father?
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ask-the-big-g · 5 months ago
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"Please, stop calling me 'my lord', you can call me Father or one of my names."
*God and miss Misty Hartfelt had been friends for a while because she treats the other archangels like family but today Misty had a....really big request*
*knocks gods office door* "god?.... Sir? May I come in I have a... request and it's a pretty big one..."
@misty-hartfelt
"Mhm, come in." He replied, writing on some parchment.
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ask-the-big-g · 5 months ago
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"Ooh, still spicy as ever Roo. Yes, I found out, I'm surprised I haven't kicked Sera out of Heaven yet."
Urgh great now your on this thing now....
Lovely *says sarcastically*
Hey you old fart caused any more biblical floods or unleashed any plagues lately *being super judgey*
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He rolled his eyes. "No, I've been gone for over a thousand years."
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ask-the-big-g · 5 months ago
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He blinked, staring at Misty for a moment. "Yes, but you will have to disguise your wings and remove your halo so no demons attack you, since tension are a BIT high since the angels did the extermination AND the demons killing Adam and many of us."
*God and miss Misty Hartfelt had been friends for a while because she treats the other archangels like family but today Misty had a....really big request*
*knocks gods office door* "god?.... Sir? May I come in I have a... request and it's a pretty big one..."
@misty-hartfelt
"Mhm, come in." He replied, writing on some parchment.
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ask-the-big-g · 5 months ago
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"I sometimes forget who is who, and you expect me to decide who's prettier?"
He's just a little bird perched on his brother's shoulder
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