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Big c you are so handsome 😀

Woah! I always been known to be a looker!

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What’re you going to be for Halloween, Charles

Ehh, I dunno actually!

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Do you believe that skibidi toilet is real

"No!"

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opinion on Skibidi toilet?

A wot now?

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I like ur accent 😁

Thank ya! I’m starin to think y’all aren’t too bad.

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Did you see that purple thing digging through the dumpsters yesterday? I swear I heard it muttering about pizza,,,,

Dat purple lookin freak? Yea, he was actin awf, good for nutten tryna eat from the dumps, who dat nitwit think he is?

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*gets one one knee and pops open a ring pop* will you marry me?

Woah woah woah woah, I don’t even know ya! Put that ring round ya self why don’t cha and back awf(off but accent) me!!

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HIIII CHUCK ITS BEEN A WHILE HOW ARE YOUUU

Oh, hiya, I’m doin alright.

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did you ever make out sloppy style with crusty?

No!? What is wrong with cha!?

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Can I draw you?! 💕💕

Ehh, sure, let’s see what ya got.

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another ask because its silly

Big c do u like my drawing of u 😁😁😁😁

Get ridda dem puppy eyes! It’s nice and all but sheesh, I don’t got dat long of eyelashes, change em up a bit!!

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Do you like pets on ur ears or head 😇

Don’t cha try to even pet me!!

*Big C hissed, puffing out some smoke from his cigar.*

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What are your thoughts on showbiz pizza and the rock-afire explosion?

They’re our competitors, tryna take our customahs and money! Whatcha think!?

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What's your relationship like with the rest of the pizza time players and guest stars?

Well..

*Big C cleared his throat*

Startin off with crusty, he’s alright, but he needs to work on dat performance, cat had nearly drove me mad a couple a times. Jaspah, that fruitcake dawg does well at his performance, but could be much better, we’re kinda close, don’t cha be tellin anyone ya nitwit, but I see em as a buddy, as much as he annoys the livin daylights outta me with his humor and that laugh, he still ain’t bad, but sheesh does he sound hysterical!

Dem Warblettes are great at their job and know what their doin, if I tell em somethin they know what I wat, Daisy, Maisy and Irma are sweethearts I’ll tell ya, but don’t cha take ‘em for granted, maybe ya will get a peck to the head if ya tried. Pasqually, we go back and forth yellin insults like we’re in one of dem movies with the constant arguin, I start it up of course, but he needs to be workin on dem pizzas and leave the preformin to us most times, we cannot have a pizza without a chef!

*Big C lit up his cigar.*

Dolli dimples! She’s one provocative powa house I can tell ya that, always flirtin it up with the audience and speaks with em like she’s tryna wrangle in anotha husband, but lemme tell ya she may have been round the block, but she knows how to make one heck of a performance. I got rocky relationships with most of dem guest stars, harmony howlette is a big pain!

*Bib C grumbled quietly “had to make me double down multiple different times”*

“I at least had a good one with dat king lion and a few othas, or was it dat king cat?”

(Ooc I would go into full detail but I cannot spend all day on this😭)

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Hiya mr. chunky cheese!! what do you chew on to keep your ever-growing rodent teeth short? I’m sure regular food won’t cut it, it’s too soft!

Hiya! I keep em down by gnawin on any object I can, rat teeth ain’t gonna stop growin.

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Do you like cats pookie…..

One, what did cha just call me!?

And two, ehh, idk, depends if they’re annoyin

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Oh! Oh! And don’t even get me started on “PaSquAlLy P. pIePlAtE” WHY IS HE USIN A KID,..err.., A RUN AWAY ORPHAN FOR LABOR!?

AND MY MA DOES EXIST, MAMA CHEESE AIN’T DEAD, WHY DID I BECOME AN ORPHAN?

Thoughts on your other incarnations?

I’ll tell ya anon or whatever y’all callin em, they’re alright but dress like nitwits! The newest one makes me seem like one to! And whadda say happened to jaspah!? He don’t even act the same!

*Big C’s tail tapped on the ground in irritation.*