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Yes

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The most interesting parasite in the world has no preference.

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This asshole

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So we all know that Squigly got fully funded.

BUT YOU SHOULD KEEP DONATING. I mean, you wanna see some SOLO Samson action, dontcha? I'm already awesome with Filia; imagine me beating people up BY MYSELF. HELL YEAH.

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/333003/

...Oh yeah, donate for Big Band too.

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HEY LOSERS.

Sorry I haven't posted in forever. I've been busy fighting hot chicks and doing not Tumblr. I'll post soon though, just that the art won't be quite as fantastic, nor will it quite encompass the epitome of handsomeness that is me. Anyway, just thought I'd let my fans know, because I'm a nice guy. Er. Parasite. WHATEVER I'M AWESOME.

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Now normally I wouldn't reblog these kinds of things, but this is too damn accurate

this is what I do when my internet’s down

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Meh.

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Pretty sure Gregor Samson isn't his full name, just a name of the attack that's referencing The Metamorphosis. But it's all good.

This is Gregor Samson and I don't give a damn

((Also if this is true then oh well))

((I've edited this a bajillion times))

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SAAAAMMMMSSSSOOOONNN! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY BELOVED girl FRIEND!!

Now Leviathan, on the other hand; I haven’t gotten to know them that well so, maybe “acquaintance” is a better word than friend or foe.

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You know those bros who like to mess with each other? That's us. We really enjoy pushing each other around and have little "Who's-the-better-headgear" competitions, though we can get a little too rough for Cerebella and Filia! All in all, we fight for the fun of it.

I'm the better one though. Just saying.

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Sure, I may make a catcall here and there, but no one compares to Filia. I don't really say it much, but Filia's a great host; she genuinely cares about me, even though I can be a real ass.

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Hey there, Fandom! This is Samson (Dur.) I'm officially ready to answer any of your weird-ass questions!