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Peter: Oh! Wade: huh.

Wade: Well hello there~ Peter: ...Wade I need to.. go. Wade: I guess we’re back to normal folks.

(Body Swap M!A: Finish)

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Peter (in Wade’s body): Aaaand now he’s laying on me, why is he laying on me? Wade (in Peter’s body): I mean, technically I’m laying on ME

Wade (in Peter’s body): Uncle Ben Peter (in Wade’s body): ??uh.. yeah... same

(Body Swap M!A 10/?)

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Does Wade ever get really protective?

Wade (in Peter’s body): Oh sweetie. I live there.Peter (in Wade’s body): Get you hand off my leg.Wade (in Peter’s body): Don’t you mean my leg?

(Body Swap M!A 9/?)

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You two should get Ellie a kitten.

Wade (in Peter’s body): That is a FANTASTIC idea (what do you say @ask-elliecamacho you in little babe??)Peter (in Wade’s body): We have no money. And Preston would kill you. 

(Body Swap M!A 8/?)

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How were your holidays?! :D

Peter (in Wade’s body): Well, I was at Aunt May’s. It was great, until Mr. Party-Crasher showed up. Wade (In Peter’s body): Hey! Your Aunt invited me!Peter (in Wade’s body): Stop chewing on my glasses!

(Body Swap M!A 7/?)

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Peter and Wade, why did you start the blog?

Peter (in Wade’s Body): I needed video evidence of… all thisWade (in Peter’s body): What?Peter (in Wade’s body): Nothing

(Body Swap M!A 6/?)

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You two are so freakin adorable! What's your favorite thing to do together and what's one thing you hate doing together?

Wade (in Peter’s body): Well our favorite couples activity is cuddling. Peter (in Wade’s body): That has never happened… EVER

Peter (in Wade’s body): and I hate having to force Wade to take the trash out.Wade (in Peter’s body): Look, I told you, I can’t take myself out, I live here now.

(Body Swap M!A 5/?)

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So... how do you feel about baking/baked goods? (More specifically, maple apple pie)

Wade (in Peter’s body): Yes please! I’m my mouth! Right now!Peter (in Wade’s body): I mean, yeah, it’s pretty alright. 

(Body Swap M!A 4/?)

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Peter, what do you think about Sklah? Skylah... Lalah... the Queen of the Underworld?

Peter (in Wade’s body): I… Haven’t really… met her? She seems a bit harsh, didn’t she try to kill you once?Wade (in Peter’s body): Rough Divorce 

(Body Swap M!A: 3/?)

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Why are you two so cute together?! (Hey, I just mean in general. No romantic/sexual relationship implied.)

Wade (in Peter’s body): Well… We have what they call in showbiz: Natural Chemistry 

(Body Swap M!A 2/?)

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Wade what do you think of Aunt May?

Wade (In Peter’s body): Hell yeah! I love May, she’s a bodacious babe and gets mega catty when I spike her tea, it’s hilarious!

(Body Swap M!A 1/?)

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Peter (in Wade’s body): [Screaming] Wade (in Peter’s body): [Excited noises]

Wade (in Peter’s body): I’m gonna go look at myself in the mirror brb.

Peter (in Wade’s body): [softly] Ow... this sucks. 

(Body swap M!A: Start)

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💀💩L ❤️ 🕷?

Peter: [heavy sigh]

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Peter: Hey guys! Wade: Hey! Peter: Sorry it’s been a while. 

Peter: .... I just remembered why I stopped doing this.

Wade: As for the question, is that good or bad?  Whichever one is good, obviously.

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[ooc: wade-mun here! so between the end of the semester and the holidays we haven’t had a lot of time for blogging BUT we are gonna do our damndest to jump on this weekend for a while! so get in all your burning questions and we’ll do our best! 💕💕we’ve missed y’all and can’t wait to jump back in! love and kisses from your fave merc with a mouth and his itsy bitsy spider 😘]