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Greetings!

This blog is *not* dead! It has simply moved. 

It was started as a Secondary Blog, before I knew that those cannot interact with other blogs and cannot be converted into Primary Blogs. Since I wanted to do that, I have created a new Primary Blog to take over for this one!

The new blog takes on the former address of this one: https://ask-miss-marshmallow.tumblr.com

And that is where you can ask questions and see new posts!

NOTE: As this account has now become an archive, you will have to follow the account linked above to get notifications about new posts - apologies for the inconvenience, but this still seems to have been the least awkward way I could have done this.

I will begin by reblogging all of the past posts from this blog in chronological order, in order to make the experience as seamless as I can for you all, and then I will make new posts there going forward.

I will still be answering questions sent to this (archive) account for a while, but please feel free to re-submit your question on the new blog to ensure I get around to it, as I will not be checking this account as frequently from now on.

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Honestly, the way I see it, you would be best suited just building a new account and blog as a continuation of this one, a simple "Hey I'm moving over here, please follow this link here to the other blog" will be more than sufficient.

And wouldn’t you know it, this is what I have decided to do! 

I’ll make another post after this one, which will stand as a greeting and explanation for people visiting this blog. 

I’ll change this blog’s name to something like ask-miss-marshmallow-archive and the new one will take this one’s current name. 

All of the posts on this blog will remain, and I will reblog them from the new account in chronological order to make the experience as seamless as I can. From then on, new posts will all be made on the new blog.

Thank you for bearing with me, and for the feedback on this issue!

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So is this blog dead?

Oh heavens no!

I will edit my previous post to be clearer about that. This story -will- be told! 

It’s just that I’ve been trying to think of anything I could do about the problem of not being able to interact with other blogs. I can respond to questions like this one, but I’m unable to reply to others’ posts or anything like that. That may have to do for the time being. There may come a time when I re-create this blog so that I can interact more, but if I do, I will attempt to give warning and to preserve every post so far.

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An Announcement

I am not proud. I must confess something.

When I started this blog, I was inexperienced. I very regrettably founded it as a sub-blog of another account. Because of my decision, I find myself unable to interact with other accounts using this blog. It is a suboptimal situation! I do not like it!

I want to say hello and follow you all back! I want to respond to the things you say with things that -I- say!

But, like an idiot, I thought “wouldn’t it be nice and tidy if I registered this blog under the same email address as my other one?” and traipsed to my own social demise.

I am sorry, tumblr. I feel a fool. I feel MORE THAN SOMEWHAT a fool.

I want to interact with you all, but short of restarting my entire blog, I am not sure if it is possible. Please accept my eternal remorse in lieu of my (otherwise scintillating) company. If any of you can see a path forward for me, I would gladly hear you out! Otherwise, leave me to my wallowing, and know that I pine for you.

In every great silence, listen close: for you will surely hear the absence of me, howling, alone and wanting.

Pardon my melodrama! This is by no means to say that this blog is ending. It will do nothing of the sort. I fully intend to tell this story, though I do still wish I could do more interacting while I do. In the meantime, please send me a question if you would like to interact, as I believe that is my only option!

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Can... You give as an example of when your Ultra Ticked-Off System went beyond your control?

Yes I can.

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Dear Miss Marshmallow, if you could travel back in time and tell yourself one thing, what would it be? I hope you and Karen are doing well! <3

I am doing quite well! Thank you so much. Karen is well. 

We’re doing quite well. ...Did I say that already? I said that already. Oops.

What was your question again?

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Are the hair buns (or whatever they are) act like a second pair of eyes when you activate your Ultra Ticked-Off System?

My configuration undergoes several other changes as well, besides the obvious auxiliary arms! An entire second portion of my brain activates which is dedicated specifically to combat! 

I am usually in total control of Ultra Ticked-Off Mode’s deployment, but there have been times when it is... involuntary.

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Happy Holidays everyone! May you stay safe and we’ll see you next year!

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Ok, who gave her a cup of Mr saturns cofee?

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When did these visions start happening?

i am afrai d i may never b  e the s a me

wh at is happenin g ? 

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I am almost afraid to suggest this... but could these malfunctions be dreams?

Could I be dreaming?

And why? I was not programmed to do any such thing.

It is... puzzling. 

Troubling.

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I think she's wonderful! I'm glad you made a friend, Ms. Marshmallow! Out of curiosity, how do you two communicate with each other?

...Have I mentioned that she is constantly surprising me? It’s clear to me now why the kraken are revered as mysterious and powerful entities by sailors.

She mostly communicates to me using her body language, though she has demonstrated that she has almost no trouble understanding my language. Through observing her, I have discovered that she also communicates with other creatures using sonar and low-frequency singing! 

We have made contact with the local inhabitants. They call themselves Tessie Watchers, and have confirmed that this place is still the country of Winters.

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Don’t be too hard on yourself. In all honesty, you’re so amazing with what you do. Anyone would be lucky to have you serve them.

No, no. That lax sort of attitude does not fly with me. It isn’t in my programming to simply accept and justify failure.

If fighting Destiny Boy is truly what led to Master P entering the capsule, then that means my failure to stop him when he crossed paths with me directly precipitated that event. I shall not make excuses for myself! And neither should you!

I am pleased to say that my friend and I are finally nearing the coast of what may or may not still be Winters. When I arrive, I shall determine the whereabouts of Dr. Andonuts, and hold him accountable - then go on to hold Lucas accountable as well. No excuses!

The island country does seem to be inhabited, at least. This seems as good a place as any to make landfall.

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'Karen' isn't a very flattering name over here right now. Which of you chose it for her?

You must be in some odd part of the world... ‘Karen’ is a very pretty name. I know she agrees; whenever I say it she will wiggle her tail fins excitedly! 

I am not sure what has happened in your part of the world, but I hope it is over soon. A given name is a terrible thing to problematize. I would be livid if someone somewhere had decided that ‘Miss Marshmallow’ was ‘unflattering’ because some other Miss Marshmallow had wronged them.

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Now what?

I have made a friend!

Have you ever made a friend?

This was my first time ever doing so.

It was difficult. I almost blew her up at first! But we have had a meeting of hearts and of minds, and resolved amongst ourselves that we shall be the most stalwart of friends forever.

I hope I will be good at being a friend. It seems much more complicated and chaotic than being a maid, but I am confident I will conquer friendship as I have conquered all prior domains.