Your name is MATCHSTICKS. You are the eleventh member of The Felt. You're in charge of fire safety, and you rarely get a goddamn minute to yourself. An independent blog run by InkyBK.
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*lights a match and sets the tail of your coat on fire* OwO
Don’t you th11nk 11 have to deal w11th th11s k11nd of th11ng enough?
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You’re very welcome, buddy!
Merry Chr11stmas, Sawbuck! *Hands you a present* Enjoy the hol11day season! :]
“Merry Chr1stmas t0 y0u t00! N0w… Let’s see what th1s 1s…”
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((Really wanted to thank everyone for the gorgeous Christmas replies, you’re all fantastic and I hope y’all have had a very merry holidays!))
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Ah, y-you’re very welcome! Enjoy ‘em, yeah? :\\\0
#reblog#matchsticks#clover#asknumberfour#((THIS IS SO CUTE))#((omg you're in for it now Matches))#((HEE HEE HEE))#((tysm for this!!!))
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You...you take your t11me, buddy...
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Pffth, you know 11′m k11d11ng. You’re very welcome!!
Merry Chr11stmas, you old b11rd. *hands you a present* Hah hah, that was pretty good r11ght?...Hah, well enjoy your g11ft. :]
Old bird! I’m a spring chicken compared to you! Heh.
Thanks, Match’ – n’ Merry x-mas right back at ya.
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May I ask for a hug from you, Matchsticks? :D
Yes :]
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11′m always on stand by just 11n case...
Merry Chr11stmas 11tchy! *hands you a present* Be careful 11t doesn't catch f11re...11t shouldn't, but you know what 11'm l11ke, heh.
Itchy: Merry chr1stmas, b1g guy.
#reblog#itchy#matchsticks#ask-the-number-one#((im sure itll have gone up in flames any moment lmao))
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Well played, Ch11ef.
((Sorry this is so long!!))
Hey Ch11ef, Merry Chr11stmas! *hands you a present* And look, 11 made sure 11t d11dn't catch f11re th11s t11me, heh heh.
Merry Christmas.
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Hah, maybe so! Hopefully we’ll all be lucky th11s year!
merry x-mas, match. hope ya’ll be more lucky than me, heh.
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[quarters voice] skreeeeeeeeEEEEEEEE
You...you’re not on f11re or anyth11ng, r11ght?
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You’re 11ncred11bly welcome! :]
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hello match2tick2, would you like 2ome tea? i got it here a2 2oon a2 i could. it might be a little cold though. i'm 2ure it'2 fine - askdoze
11t’s the thought that counts…
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Matchsticks how come you are so into fire safety? You always seem to be the one who sets most of the stuff on fire anyway.
11 do seem to be part11cularly flammable though...
#asks#the felt#matchsticks#((his cardy is made of a very flammable material. he has no idea))#therealbillcipheruniverse
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matchsticks the lawn is on fire, i dont know how coz its sand but it is! and i really wouldnt know anything about it..
And 11 daren’t ask how many clones 11t took th11s t11me e11ther.
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Um, th11s 11sn’t what 11t looks l11ke, 11 swear!
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