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Points and laughs at you points and laughs at you points-

/j /lh

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Am I breaking your heart? It was assured from the start So I’ll take solace in the shatter when it falls apart

hey remember like a year and a half ago when divorce was the big thing (still is) and I, on a whim, gave cupcler a husband he divorced and killed? well here's that

the lore was (and bear with me, because it's not very thought out) was that in cup society they get married basically just for show and then get divorced quickly after, which is the real party

but cupcler and his (ex)husband still wanted to be together so they would meet in secret, but cupcler couldn't stand being apart so he killed him

do not expect anything more about this or about cupcler!

anyway here's donut hole by hachi with synthv kevin as the vocals, lyrics under cut

Wedding days are always a cheap affair Hand over forty dollars you don’t even wanna spare Red Solo cups roll underneath the chairs The greatest hour of my life and no one seems to care

Try again, again, to forget The way it was still incited regret Well-meaning voices inside my head Would reminisce over your face and the words you said

Grand divorce others can’t resist But just this moment alone is enough for me Crying, “My dear, I don’t want to split!” Meeting in secret every week like two lover kids

One more time, one night, one more day And I’m fine knowing you will not stay Well-meaning voices inside me say That what is over will return, but I cannot wait

Done with pain, done with hope The one solution I know Set time and place pretending everything is wonderful Am I breaking your heart? It was assured from the start So I’ll take solace in the shatter when it falls apart

The turning point for murder’s suppressing the hurt Why do I bother even trying when the world separates us further? Bye bye and we’ll never ever meet again Guess I was dumb to fall in love when I cannot call you my husband And so this is the end of our forever til we die, love Ever til we die, love Ever til we die, love I remember your name was-

UST by EchoBlossom123 Lyrics/Tuning by me Original song by Hachi

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(Cupcler’s lore song I never made has some of my favorite lines I’ve written. Too bad cupcler’s lore doesn’t make any sense)

One more time, one night, one more day

And I’m fine knowing you will not stay

Well-meaning voices inside me say

That what is over will return, but I cannot wait

Am I breaking your heart?

It was assured from the start

So I’ll take solace in the shatter when it falls apart

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I’m not a part of Rtumblr lore, but I am a part of Cupcler Lore. Rtumblr is complicated, Cupcler is smooth and easy to understand

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what the hell man

cupcler bookmark scares me

cupcler was already so skinny that when I compressed him (budget cuts) he became completely flat and that's not good for the cup business at all so I slipped him into your book while you weren't looking (budget cuts). im sowry

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I have no idea if this has been said to you or mentioned before

But find it REALLY funny that a group of ferrets is called a business and I look at c!Fluffy and their dads + employees like yeah. Yeah. I see it.

It is them

The business

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WORLD’S GREATEST LOVER MUG | LISTING 

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Rtcler: yOU LYING, CHEATING, PIECE OF SHIT!

Kevler: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.

Rtcler: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING CUPCLER WITH ME.

Rtsans, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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Do we *really* have tags for this?

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oh yeah i forgot this exists in my notebook

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confession: i didnt know who cupclr was until i saw his tits on my screen one day

this was too funny to not post immediately

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CONGRATULATIONS ON ANOTHER YEAR OF BEING A CUPCLER

2024's gonna be my year

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Reallyyyy? Are you not…. Fragile, in that shell of yours?

Well I just have to kick their ass before they kick mine. Simple really.

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how many battles do you think you can win in a row, if it were one v one. you get about 5 minutes break between each fight. No weapons other than the ones natural to you.

all of them of course. I don't even need to know who I'm fighting. I'm just that good.

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Whoops my hand slipped.

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Merry Christmas Cupcler!!! Got you another cup stuffed animal because. I keep finding them :o3

(Cupcler can't answer right now. He's hugging the plushie and sobbing)

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explain

normal tuesday for us rtumblr scientists :3

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