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Kaito saw the familiar face come into view, as a sense of well it was a rather hard to explain feeling, but it probably wasn’t good. No matter, introductions are a given, just gotta power through!

“...uh, Yo! It’s been a little bit, what’s up man?”

"C'mooooooonnn... Just... work already!"

The camera is fuzzy, and the person in front of it is glitchy and everything seems to be quite distorted at first.

The camera begins to clear up, and a young boy stands in front of it. He's sweating and looks pretty exasperated, but smiles at the screen nonetheless.

"Finallyyyyyy! This is why I have my peasants to do this stuff for me! Too bad they all disappeared... Oh well!"

He clears his throat, striking a whole different pose before continuing.

"I'm Kokichi Ouma, the Ultimate Supreme Leader! And my first order as the leader of the whole wide world is that you all gimme a promo! Got that? Good! Go do it!"

He chuckles before sighing.

"Okay, maybe that 'leader of the whole world' thing was a lie, but I still want that promo! Effective immediately, peasants!"

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“Oh! Now there’s a guy I know! Sup Kiyo, how’ve you been man?” Not approachable at all, but hey! The Luminary of The Stars never backs down from a challenge! With a bright smile, he greets the Anthropologist.

🥀 Promo? 🥀

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“...”

There now stood a taller man, around 6’2, with a pretty... eerie and intimidating aura around him. From his gloomy, almost military-like (but not quite) outfit to his long green hair to the piercing yellow eyes... and how the only part of his body that was truly showing was his eyes thanks to the mask on his face and the bandages on his hands... oh geez. He was almost not very approachable...

“...Greetings. My name is Korekiyo Shinguji. I am known as the ultimate anthropologist. Pleased to meet you.” Well, at least he sounded friendly.

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Bitch heehoo gives hugs yeeeehhh best buddy in world space buddy

“Well, I’m not gonna lie, these hugs are outta this world! But I guess The Luminary of the Stars can give you some, free of charge!” You’ve recieved a hug! Good Job :D

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Hello old space himbo

“C’MON GUYS! I’M NOT OLD! CUT IT OUT!”

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Old men forget things

“I’m not even old though... I’m younger than 20 at least...” Grumble Grumble.

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gae

“C’mon anon! I’m nowhere near as gae as you! Flaunt it if ya got it pal!”

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Dumbass Aries 😔♈️

“Aw c’mon! I’m not dumb at all! I’m just so good, that I don’t have to be all analytical all the time! It’s a lot more calming then stressing out over everything.” 

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Old man

“H-HEY! I’M NOT OLD! I’M LIKE...like- About as old as Maki? Her Birthday was 2 months ago, so... wait gimme a minute-” Don’t mind him he’s just counting things-

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How do you feel about breaking out of your mother's stomach pocket

“...It sounds kinda weird when you put it like that, but I’m glad? I mean, I got to meet Maki Roll, and all of you...”

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Here's a cake for your womb escape day partner 🎂

“Awe, you didn’t have to go that far, but thanks anon! I was feeling kinda hungry...”

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BIRTH

“You know it! It’s a day all about the Luminary of the Stars!”

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Buddy, how much would i have to pay you to wear bread slippers 🍞 to a date with maki

“Hmm... I dunno, heyyyyyyyy Maki-Rolllll~” Sir have you learned nothin- @ask-the-ultimate-assassin

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**inhale** kaito what do you by “maki won’t be happy about this”

“Just ask Maki-Roll how she feels about my slippers... That’s all the answer you need...”

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"fun fact: those who are afraid of spirits tend to attract them, because they are weak willed and easy to posess...." the voice came unattatched to any physical form, letting out a soft chuckle as it whispered directly into kaitos ear. "you'd be a perfect candidate to walk around in, is what i'm trying to say."

Kaito had moved so fast at that moment that you barely were able to finish that sentence. He had been out the window running at ridiculous speeds. So fast that only now had Kaito’s answer reached you.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-”

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girl help i died i need my soul somewhere to stay. mind if i chill wit u 👻

“SORRY VISITOR, I’M NOT ACCEPTING ANY GUESTS FOR THE TIME BEING! COME BACK LATER WHEN YOU’RE NOT A GHOST-” Shutting door without waiting for a response.

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Kaito have you heard that tale? legend has it that every time you sleep a ghost will take your toes oooooooooooooooh toessss-

“H-huh?! No way! I.. I guess I’m wearing the slippers to bed now. Maki won’t be happy about this...”

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*crawls out of trash can*

Space is shit-

“You come out here, at 3am with your lies?! WHO SENT YOU? WAS IT KOKICHI-” Kaito honey just go back to sleep it’s alright-