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Hey

See this on your dash?

Yeah. Click it. Click the little blue “+” button. Type my URL in. Chat with me.

Just a reminder that I am open for RPs.

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Opening Blog to RPs

For a knight’s duty is truly never done!! Many apologies to those that had loved this blog and had watch it go quiet for quite a length of time. I am...slightly back let’s say for now.

But I do want to keep this blog alive, I still love it after all. But I want to open this blog up to RPing with anyone interested on here! I find that we could have great fun (and since a messaging system has opened up, that’ll make it even easier).

So just sendeth me a note via the messaging system here if you’re interested! If you’re interested in what my yeses and nos are I have an f-list with that info right here. (Hopefully everyone can view that).

And hey, RPs will give me more ideas for pictures! I’ll get back to asking questions when I can but for now I probably won’t be doing a lot of picture stuff that does take a toll.

(Also make sure to follow my main blog too at thenocturnalrodent too!)

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(Hey Mod Here!)

((Sorry I haven't been really maintaining this blog at all, kinda got bored with it a bit. Traffic here hasn't been all that heavy and honestly it's a bit much to keep up with all the time. I don't want to get rid of it but I don't know what I want to do with it yet honestly.

I might post here some more and ask more questions. Sorry for everyone that has been waiting to have their questions asked! It's just this blog isn't really going much anywhere so i've been letting it sit for a while.

Maybe I'll branch out to doing RPs? What do you all think of that idea?))

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*chuckles and snuggles his head into her hand more* well fair maiden, I don't like to provide pride upon my own being but I would have to agreest with you, verily! *blushes and purrs a bit but quickly stops* eheh...none of you heard that.

But indeed to take a moment to answer your inquiries mmm indeed I have had some kind maidens take to wanteth mine company. Although more seem to only want to doest so because I, in your tongues, am "cute" to them and less of handsome. But I suppose that beggars cannot be ones to choose after all. ((No he's not being pet by a mysterious female severed hand, I just didn't want to draw the whole arm because it'd block his face

Sorry for didn't you guys for so long but I had been drawing this and realize I could answer a couple of questions with it! And by the way, raccoons can indeed purr! Crazy, I didn't even know this either until recently.))

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(Little Update)

((Sorry for not posting up anything recently but honestly I've been very busy so I just haven't had a lot of time. I don't know when I'll get up new artwork but I will notify you all when I do! ~ Mod))

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Have you ever thought about maybe...taking on a squire? *blush*

*laughs heartily* Ah, want to see if one is fit to be mine squire I see? Well ‘tis a noble pursuit, one that will lead you into knighthood yourself! Ah I remember mine squire days, they were…well ne’er ones I enjoyed but nevertheless.

Although, *strokes his beard* I am quite unsure of such a preposition. Such a job requires the toiling that beasts of burden are more accustomed too. First and foremost you must learn to carry mine weapons. *he unsheathed his sword with one hand* which means carrying mine sword. Also *he pulled out a large decorated shield wight eh Cooper emblem deployed brightly on the front* you must carry mine shield as well. As for the cane-lance well do not worry that, this stays on mine person.

You shall also have to learn how to properly store mine weapons and armor. As well you shall have to fetch for any new armor if mine gets damaged along with having to learn how to put mine armor on my person. *started rattling of jobs on his fingers* Then there is readying any traveling cart of horses for me when I am called off for a mission, guarding any prisoners I hath caught, coming with me into the battlefield, carrying mine flag. Oh! Lest I forget you also will have to clean mine armor, help to keep mine safe clean and neat.

Of course then again I am quite the demanding knight. *he chuckled* I quite doubt thou would want to be mine squire. There are many other knights who are looking and though I thank you graciously, I tend to work without one. After all I have the Cooper Order to do mine bidding if I need to! *he laughed heartily*

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(Just to Address Some Things)

(Mod here, you've all probably known lately I haven't been drawing to a lot of responses. Some Im not going to because it's just easier on me. I can't draw to everything that'd be time-consuming and hard.

Also if you're stills airing on a question the either I am saving it at the moment because I am drawing a response to it, or I might have deleted it. I have deleted a good handful of messages due to weird topic matters or other reasons.

ALSO I'm hoping at least someone will ask something Halloween-related here! It's two weeks away, if you have something Halloween related you better ask soon! :) )

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I hear you really enjoy caramel, and I must ask, have you ever put any bakeries out of business from your love of the stuff?

Nay would I say hath I driven any to close their doors for good but during our more say leisurely moons where none reqeusteth our services I have given quite a few eateries trouble indeed.

*he chuckled as he thought back* why not too long ago, when the weather wasn’t as cold and dreary clouds did not hangeth upon the heavens as such now, I had pilfered a ship arriving with some of the delicious sweet elixir coming from the far east parts of the Mediterranean. I would showiest thou mine bounty but *he nervously laughed as he patted his belly* it went far quicker that I thought!

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Sir Galleth: Has there been a moment where your armor popped off that wonderful girth you have?? ((Like when someone wears a tight shirt and the buttons bust/pop))

Hmm *strokes his beard* well the bracings or ties for mine pauldrons, gauntlets and mail hath come undone at times. But ne’er come off. More often than not I take it off willingly, since it constricts and digs into mine skin. Hath though ever had a plackart dig into one’s stomach? *he rubbed his belly just thinking about it* it quite hurts.

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have you ever had to be rolled on stage cause you were to fat to walk normally?

Well there hath been maybe one or two times. The first time was none of my fault, hath I known that vile potion was that anti-theft blue bloating potion, I would’ve never gotten near it. ‘Twas an accident how I managed to ingest it! *he crossed his arms, scowling at the memory* the whole play turned into bringing in local clowns and acrobats and using mine body like a trick ball. ‘Twas degrading and of vile spirit.

The other time well…I may hath drank a bit too much mead and when I do *he chuckled* I tend to get famished and well one mutton leg led to another…and another…and several others and ‘twas a hard night acting. It’s worse now knowing the other members of the Cooper Order hang it over mine head!

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By the kings! *he takes a large whiff of the aromas coming rom it, it was still quite hot, visible smoke coming from the open cuts in the crust. He almost drooled a bit from the smell* this is the grandest pastry I've ever seen! Where wouldest thou have gotten such a wonder from?

Chamomile: *wanders around before stopping and raising eyebrows and blushing* Oh! My, you look lovely, sir raccoon! *walks over with a smile* I'm Chamomile! Welcome to this...wherever this place where so many folks of all sorts reside. Um...who are you, and what happens to be your favorite baked good?

Ah good morrow fair eh…*has never seen a Mewtwo, or a Pokemon for that matter, so he is quite confused*…madame. I am the noblest night of England Sir Galleth. You shall not find any more skilled as a knight nay a thief than I! Nor an appetite as great though I shall be honest that is one trait I have yet to boast aloud in full. And a baked good? Often I am quite fine with any I can steal! *he laughed triumphantly* except for those loaves with raisins baked in. *wrinkles his nose* I do not care much for those disgusting dried morsels.

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Any worries that any of your foes might take advantage of your recently well-rounded state and try to make you even more rounder and fatter?

*he pulled out his sword and raised up high* I would likest to see them even try! After so much time in this state mine endurance has exceeded tenfold! I can fight easily in this state! Just don’t ask me to outrunneth them up a hill…or cross a bridge quickly…or clim-*scoff* you knowest what I mean!

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What's your favorite go to dish for getting rotund?

Well I enjoy quite a lot, I am as picky as I was when I was a lad. ‘Tis any dish that is available to me and for free is what I would settle with! I must say I am quite partial to most good meats and soups. But if you have any sweet dishes *he chuckled and pat his belly* I must partake in tasting them. Even if it means if mine thieving prowess must come into play. *whispers* I have in my time, strolled by a windowsill or a bakery and taken what catches mine eye before. The genty should knoweth better not to leave such things out of their caring eye. *he winked*

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Sir Galleth, with your recent.. added weight of your waist and body, has it ever put you in embarrasing predicaments? (Ex: Bending down to pick up something off the ground, only to cause a huge tear in the rear of your pants while in the presence of people. etc.)

*blushees* th-that was once! Once! *scowls, still blushing* who toldest thou of this, I know someone hath let this indecent come into public knowledge! *storms off* someone is getting thine food privileges revoked!

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How many times have you fallen through the floor?

More than I’d like to admit honestly... *scratches back of head* not the fault of mine, mores of castles with weak floors! Thou would figure that the floors of a castle or palace would be enough to hold mine weight! I am not that heavy am I?

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Have you even needed to fight a large creature, of myth for example, due to yout occupation as knight? and ifso, have you ever outsized a creature of myth you had to fight or hunt?

I won’t say it comes up often but verily, I hath fought many an odd terrifying beast in mine work. But nay hath I ever outsized one. Just how big do thou all think I get?! I am rather portly, not castle-sized!

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Thaddeus can't help but raise an eyebrow at his overly overweight ancestor. "Well, the Thievius Raccoonus certainly never said anything about this." He smirks. "Not that it's an unwelcome surprise."

Theivius Raccoonus…well that would mean thou art a fellow Cooper! *heartily laughs* well then I bet you’re in awe of meeting your great ancestor Sir Ga-*realizes he’s very fat, in front of his future lineage*

Uh-uh-well I-uh-*tries to push stomach in, nervously laughing* this…is not what it looks like at all! It’s a-uh…mine secretive form of thief training! Verily! Something I shan’t put in the Thievius Raccoonus for I thought it was uh…quite obvious indeed!

…*whispers* please refrain from sharing at all within our bloodline tome or with any soul for that matter.