ask-fantoccio-and-barnaby

[ask-fantoccio-and-barnaby]

Creator(me): Hey there guys, I want to tell you a joke. What do summer, winter and spring have in common? The letter R. Get it?

Fantoccio: I think I get it..?

Barnaby: *processing*

[ask-fantoccio-and-barnaby]

Me if fantoccio was on supremacy:

:3

Fantoccio: What is supremacy?

[ask-fantoccio-and-barnaby]

Me and my besties❤

Fantoccio: Um..

Barnaby: This is strange-

[ask-fantoccio-and-barnaby]

Gloria: Umm guys, I'm stuck in a bucket, could you help me get out please? Don't ask me how I got stuck in the bucket😅.

You silly goose!

Oh-

Barnaby: Um.. ALRIGHT THEN-

Fantoccio Girl, what situation would make you wanna get in the bucket?

BONUS ART MADE BY @robintheweird

[ask-fantoccio-and-barnaby]

"Hey! Look! I have no organs!"

Barnaby: I sorry.. WHAT

Fantoccio: Uhhh, that’s not normal..

I don’t think you’re okay-

Sorry I ate them-

(Orange is @robintheweird)

[ask-fantoccio-and-barnaby]

Barnaby: My fucking bubble…

Fantoccio: WOAH BARNABY NO CURSING-

Gloria(oc): Hey there, I brought you something delicious, some strawberry chewing gum😋.

Creator(me): Wow, I haven't had one in a long time😋, *Creator gives a piece of strawberry gum to Alex, Fantoccio and Barnaby*.

Gloria(oc): *She blows a bubble*, look how big my bubble is😁!

Creator(me): *She blows a bubble*, my bubble is big too😁, try blowing a bubble guys.

I’m good, I’m not in the mood for some gum-

Fantoccio: I can try! *Attempts but fails*

Barnaby: *Blows a massive bubble*

[ask-fantoccio-and-barnaby]

Gloria: *walks towards Alex, Fantoccio and Barnaby and touches their cheek many times*, I want to test your patience🤭.

I will bite ur fingers

Fantoccio: (Just stares at Gloria)

Barnaby: Boops are silly!

[ask-fantoccio-and-barnaby]

Alex look:

Should I marry him? 🫦🤣

Go for it, I’m sure he’s good in bed 😏/j

[ask-fantoccio-and-barnaby]

Gloria(oc): Hey there, I brought you something delicious, some strawberry chewing gum😋.

Creator(me): Wow, I haven't had one in a long time😋, *Creator gives a piece of strawberry gum to Alex, Fantoccio and Barnaby*.

Gloria(oc): *She blows a bubble*, look how big my bubble is😁!

Creator(me): *She blows a bubble*, my bubble is big too😁, try blowing a bubble guys.

I’m good, I’m not in the mood for some gum-

Fantoccio: I can try! *Attempts but fails*

Barnaby: *Blows a massive bubble*

[ask-fantoccio-and-barnaby]

GUESS WHO'S BACK AFTER 1 WEEK?!

Fantoccio: Welcome back!

Barnaby: HI!

I’m glad you’re back!

[ask-fantoccio-and-barnaby]

*steals fanto*

Fantoccio: HEY WAITWAITWAITWAIT

Barnaby: He’ll be fine!

Alright then-

[ask-fantoccio-and-barnaby]

Gloria: Hey guys, I'm drinking poison, do you want some?

My friend wants some, but I’m good-

Barnaby: YES PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

Fantoccio: I’m good-

[ask-fantoccio-and-barnaby]

Gloria: Hey there, what makes you most angry (this question also applies to Alex)? To me when someone makes fun of Italian culture.

Hmmm.. IF SOMEBODY FUCKS WITH @robintheweird I WILL FUCKING KILL THEM!!

Fantoccio: If somebody messes with anyone I know, they’re dead

Barnaby: Seeing my worst enemies alive with their flesh.

[ask-fantoccio-and-barnaby]

Creator(me): Guys, have you seen my glasses? Without them I can't see very well (in real life it's not really like that when I see without glasses😅).

Creator(me): *She touches Alex's face to guess who he is* Umm... Fanto, is that you? Since when do you have such long hair? *she touches Fanto's face* Barnaby, why did you become short? I thought you were a meter and a mountain, but I was wrong😅. *she touches Barnaby's face* Alex, why are you covered in feathers? Did you dress like Barnaby? I think I was wrong to recognize all of you, because without my glasses I look like a blind person (I repeat, in real life it's not like that😅).

*They all giggle*

Very clearly Alex: Ah oh um yes I did get longer hair!

Very clearly Fantoccio: What can I say! Gem of reality lets me chose my height!

Very clearly Barnaby: I dunno why I have feathers!

*They all proceeded to laugh*

IM SO SORRY IF THIS SEEMS LIKE WE MADE FUN OF YOU, THERE WAS NO ATTEMPT TO INSULT!

Fantoccio: YEAH TRUST ALEX, THERE WAS NO ATTEMPT TO OFFEND YOU

[ask-fantoccio-and-barnaby]

Gloria: Hi, since I have nothing to do, I will hug you as hard as I can until you explode😁 (don't worry, I won't really make you explode😅).*she hugs Alex, Barnaby and Fantoccio as hard as she can*

Woag-

Fantoccio: Snuggles!

Barnaby: SNUGGLES!!!

[ask-fantoccio-and-barnaby]

Gloria(oc): Hi, we are trying to communicate with our gaze🙂.

Creator(me): It's a method we use when we're shy🙂. *They continue to look at Alex, Barnaby and Fantoccio*

Huh…?

Fantoccio: Alright then-

Barnaby: Hoo Hoo! You’re so silly!

[ask-fantoccio-and-barnaby]

Creator(me): Hey there guys, today I want to give you a simple hairstyle, 2 ponytails like Gloria😊. *she gives Alex, Barnaby and Fantoccio 2 ponytails*. I only gave Fantoccio 1 ponytail because he doesn't have enough hair, sorry Fanto😅.

Fantoccio: I love it!

Barnaby: I’m even sillier now!

GET IT OOOOOO-

Fantoccio: Chill Alex!

Barnaby: He’s not a massive fan of this but he’ll live!