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Molly your his friend right I think you can snap him out of his pill obsession

Hopefully I can... He's been... Getting more violent lately...

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nurse lady hope you can find lil Petey a good therapist

Fr, I need this kid to get the best help he can...

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(gives Molly a lil Petey plushie) here have this molly

I think it looks cute! ^_^

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yo molly and lil petey what were your thoughts on amphibia

I think it was amazing! I would feel right at home there lol :3

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molly has lil petey told you about the infinity train (the therapy train that he boarded and it didn't work)

Uh huh! I don't know how he got off though

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question for molly

have you and lil petey ever dated or even MADE OUT before?

Yes, in fact multiple times!

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lil Petey were sending you to therapy we feel like you need it

IT WON'T WORRRKKK!!! I NEED PILLS!!! I CAN MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY... I CAN INFECT THEMMM.... HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!

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lil Petey this is an intervention you need to stop taking these happy pilla

WHAT DO YOU MEEEANNN???? HAHAAA.... I'M FINE!!! I NEED THEM. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!! I FEEL HAPPY, GIVE THEM BACK!!

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So like, what happened to Petey?

He killed himself, Lil Petey is still not happy about it...

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molly i got lil peteys happy pills but it was tough i think he bit me

I don't think that's good...

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im sorry lil Petey (takes Lil peteys happy pills)

N... NO!! GIVE THEM BACK!!! STOP!!! I NEED TO BE HAPPY!!! STOP IT!!! I NEEEEEEDDDDD THEEEMEMMMMMM!!

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dog man your son has been taking happy pills

*Dog man looks confused, as he turns around to find Lil Petey had already ate like two thirds of the bottle*

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molly how's your father is he doing great

Yeah ^W^

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Hey, Lil Petey. Don't take happy pills, they're not good.

They could mess you up...

Hahahahahaaa... What do you MEEANNN??? I'm FINE!!! I can't LIVE without the pills... Hehehe.... I need these... I NEED THEM... Hahahahaaheheheeee....

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i heard some one died on the infinity train his name was Simon something HOW ARE YOU CALM LIL PETEY

Oh... That's no good... :(

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hey molly and lil petey i came up with a ship name for you two what do you think of lil molletey

That sounds good! ^-^

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molly we need to set up an intervention for your boyfriend and his addiction to happy pills

I saw him taking 5 more, yeah :P