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Sam! Did you pay your taxes sam? You know we can’t do stuff without those

"Sam?" America looked confused, even though Sam was one of his most important names. "I don't know a Sam, because I definitely paid my taxes this year!"

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I have guess that cities are pets also I burned down a ikea

America stares down a distraught Washington D.C., who is currently at a loss for words. "Yeah, I'd agree," he says, not breaking his gaze for even a mere second.

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Row, row, row your boat, swiftly down the stream. Lock n' load in tactic mode, United States Mareens. -U.S Mareens at some point in their life

"Don't tell anyone," America whispers in a low voice, his eyes darting around as he leans closer, "but that's our real anthem."

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Heyo, Mod Pepsi again! I wanted to let you all know that I've changed this blog's profile picture once and for all!

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What was the worst fight anyone has had in a meeting?

Before America could blurt out one of his many fights, Scotland cut in with a monotone, "UK threw a hissy fit over Belgium's waffles and got stabbed."

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Heyo, Mod Pepsi here! Just so y'all know, I will not be answering any asks pertaining to the Axis Powers or the actions they committed 💜 Have a good rest of your day!

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*gently tosses clean and safe blanket over UN* Take your time!

They nuzzle into the blanket, nodding with a small, but genuine smile at the guest.

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I’m going to throw a little party, who wants to come

Many hands jolt up from the audience immediately, though it's hard to make out who they belong to. Everyone in the theater bursts out in chatter right then and there.

Some bring up probing questions such as, "Is it going to be in a place with less complaining neighbors?" (said by a worried Missouri, who had his mouth clamped over by New York) or Germany shouting out "Are we going to watch Shrek? I don't want my Shrek costume to go to waste..."

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Can I legally punch Kentucky for being a wuss?

"Of course you can," Tennesse snickers. "Punch the dude all ya want, I'll even help!"

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Come here, we are going to make blanket forts.

Canada barrels towards Kentucky, excitedly jumping and looking around for any blanket forts, donning a huge grin.

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*pokes UN with a sitck* Are you gonna come out now?

UN shivers at the touch, flinching back. They stare up at the guest fearfully and shake their head vigorously, as if pleading with them not to poke again. "Not until it's gone!"

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Snatching the cup, Canada almost downs it, while Ecuador takes one sip of their coffee, frowning.

Okay, while the kindergartener is threading the UN, does anyone want something to drink?

Ecuador raises a hand. "The strongest drink ya got," they say, winking.

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I thought they were large labeled medium?

America shook his head, almost blatantly laughing. "That was a separate prank!" He bursts out in a fit of cackles. "She-" He wheezed- "she sent them back saying that they were too small-"

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America, did your plan to drop medium sized condoms labled large on Soviet work?

"Nope!" America grins.

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Ello, my brain has been punishing me but how’s Swiss been?

"I've been doing well!" Switzerland waved from the crowd, smiling warmly.

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A pleased Canada yells "THANK YOU!"

Okay, while the kindergartener is threading the UN, does anyone want something to drink?

Ecuador raises a hand. "The strongest drink ya got," they say, winking.

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Ecuador bangs their head down on the table, not bothering to correct Kentucky.

Canada, in the background, just yells, "A HOT CHOCOLATE, PLEASE!"

Okay, while the kindergartener is threading the UN, does anyone want something to drink?

Ecuador raises a hand. "The strongest drink ya got," they say, winking.