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((giveaway winners!!))

((yooooo everybody, possum here! just drew winners for the giveaway! soooo, in reverse order:

the nerdlord herself, ask-dancer-alice, won fifth place! Contragulations you dork, you win a b&w bust of the character of your choice!

Fourth place was taken by ask-rabbit-oliver, who was like my fifth follower ever but i hadn't checked out their blog until just now *sweats*. they're adorable btw you should check that shit out probably. Coltranugations! You win a b&w portrait (so, shoulders-up-ish) of up to two characters!

Third place goes to gaybrows himself, ask-outofthecloset-arthur! Cotgranulations! Now i feel bad for calling alice the nerdlord. You are both nerdlords. Approximately equal in your nerdiness. You win a full colour portrait of up to two characters! (edit whoops i fucked up the link lol hopefully it's fixed now sweats)

Second place belongs to ask-wolfman-alfred, who...i'm not actually sure follows me...? but fuck it bluebell likes you and i'm pretty sure you follow my main anyway. Coltragnulations! You win a coloured knees-up drawing thing of up to two characters!

And finally, FIRST PLACE goes to the lovely askmermanmatthew! You win a full-body pitcher of up to three characters! Which was probably a mistake so please go easy on me sweats.

Y'all have 24 hours to message me before i redraw! (though i'll probably wait till late friday to redraw... but friday is my one day off so it'd be super rad if you could get your requests to me by friday morning sweats) 

I'll draw pretty much whoever, (muses or ocs etc. etc.) but i am only a small possum so please be gentle with me erg))

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Casual reminder that you have until... Thursday... I think... To like/reblog this shit

I’LL REGRET THIS PROBABLY BUT WOO THANKS FOR 25 FOLLOWERS LET’S DO THIS SHIT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

1ST PLACE: COLOURED FULLBODY PITCHER OF UP TO THREE PEOPLE sweats

(if you ask i’ll try a simple background like this one but yeah i’ll colour it at least)

2ND PLACE: COLOURED...

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Not taking any chances

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SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION.

"I saw your browser history."

"Do you even know what you’re doing?"

"We’ve already tried this."

"You don’t even know what you’re doing."

"Beyonce isn’t that great."

"How many times do I have to tell you?"

"You have five seconds…"

"I don’t even know who you are."

"Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?"

"Is this where you live?"

"… Why are your hands down your pants?"

"Is that a lobster?"

"You’re late on child support."

"You never go ass to mouth."

"One ring to rule them all…"

"He doesn’t even go here!"

"Did you just take that?"

"Is that a unicorn?"

"You’re a muggle."

"It’s your turn to do the dishes."

"Were you going through my computer?!"

"Are you pregnant?"

"You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback."

"Shut up."

"I know you’re having an affair."

"They’re dead."

"Voldemort isn’t dead."

"Let me see your phone."

"I can’t believe it’s over."

"How high are you right now?"

"I was with someone."

"It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed."

"Why do you think we never worked out?"

"What went wrong?"

"You’re the most ridiculous person I know."

"Are you okay?"

"I’m having an affair."

"Too little too late."

"Snoop Dog just came into the diner."

"You said we could get a puppy."

"I need to move out."

"You ordered a moon bounce?"

"Don’t you want me?"

"Meeting your mother changed my life."

"Janitor’s closet NOW."

"Is that for sale?"

"Do you want to get a drink sometime?"

"Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach."

"He has a knife!"

"I was on an episode of Cops once."

"Are you a hoarder?"

"We’re alone out here, you know?"

"I killed her."

"I need to go."

"Why did you invite me to your wedding?"

"You always do this!"

"You’re the master of excuses."

"Did you hire a stripper?"

"I just got out of jail."

"It was you all along?"

"I know you don’t want to be with me anymore."

"Were you ever happy?"

"You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning."

"There’s plenty of fish in the sea."

"This is it."

"I can’t believe it’s you."

"We’re getting evicted."

"I know who you are."

"I wrote you a letter… Every single day."

"They’re going to kill me."

"You had sex with a serial killer."

"Are you drunk?"

"I didn’t love you anyways."

"That was the worst day ever."

"That was the best day ever."

"Is this your first date?"

"I’ve never been kissed before."

"You’re famous!"

"I can’t see you anymore."

"What’re you here for?"

"It’s always been you."

"If this were a movie…"

"Are you high?"

"Stick a sock in it."

"You’re better off without me.’

"I’m better off without you."

"You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song."

"What do you want?"

"Fuck it."

"That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard."

"Who ARE you anymore?"

"Can I get a refill?"

"Well you don’t see that everyday."

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((whoops i took the weekend off without really meaning to, somehow. promise i haven't forgotten about maddie though sweats))

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All credit goes to the masterpost…posters. Because they’re great people.

Cheer up and Relax

Sad?

Ugh, Feelings

Calming Noises

Feeling Okay?

Websites for when you want to…

Cute games

Coping Skills and Distractions

A happy things Masterpost

Feeling stressed, sweetie?

Fun Stuff

Hobbies Masterpost

somethingpointy’s Masterpost of Bullshit Time Wasting!!

For when boredom Strikes

Good psychological games masterpost

Learn To Code

Mental Illness

Anxiety Masterpost

Bipolar Disorder Masterpost

Depression Masterpost

Eating Disorder Masterpost

Mental Health Help Masterpost

Panic and Anxiety Information Masterpost

Recovery Resources

Self Harm

Momma’s Alternatives to Self Harm

Ultimate Self-Injury Recovery Masterpost

Coping with thoughts of self harm Masterpost

Films

The Big LGBTQA* Film Masterpost

Studio Ghibli Films Masterpost

Disney Films Masterpost

Animated Movie Masterpost

What do you mean I’m not 10 anymore?

General Self Help

Abercrombier’s 2014 Self Help Masterpost

Help Corgi’s Self Help Masterpost 

Helpful Links

Everything

One Big Masterpost

Everything Masterpost

Nicoisbroken’s Master list

Literally Rad’s Resource Masterpost

In Case Of Emergency

Suicide Hotlines

Tumblr’s Counseling and Prevention Resources

Dealing with Suicidal Thoughts

Others

If you’re considering sending anon hate

How to Become an Adult

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send me ☀ if your muse finds mine attractive

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Send me in questions for my muse and I will record myself as my hcaracter answering those questions

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((whispers this is a story i am writing for bluebell on my personal it involves zombies and gay teenagers and i promise not to mention it again here but just yeah))

The Cafe at the End of the World (Part Eleven)

Chapter Ten: in which Cat Smiles A Little

Sorrrrry about the unintentional hiatus on this one… I was somewhat distracted by making an askblog I guess. As an apology, here is an extra long, extra fluffy update! As always, all previous parts and related art can be found under the possum apocalypse tag.

As always, Will and Larkspur belong to me. Cat and all police personnel belong to bluebell.

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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

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PRO TIP: watching “how it’s made” is SUCH a good way to combat an anxiety attack! There’s soothing music, a soothing narrator who’s intonation never changes (narrators never yell or change their speaking pace), it’s engaging enough to keep you occupied but doesn’t force you to think too hard!

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ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. ALREADY THE HALLOWEEN TAG IS FILLING UP WITH BORING AND INSULTING SLUT SHAMING STUFF. CELEBRATE ANY WAY YOU WANT TO.

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Canadian police on the job.

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ϟ Monsters-themed Asks!

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

Ghost: Do you have any regrets?

Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?

Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?

Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?

Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?

Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

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fffUCK

YOU DO JFC

nO I DON’T))

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If I get 12 'SING' s The Mun Shall Record Themselves Singing

Suggest songs to them, and whatever they want to pick, they will sing.

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Tonight’s Gender of The Night is: Godzilla with Sailor Moon Legs