ask-134250-gotham

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Hey, I have some interesting news and developments involving this world's bats. Apparently, after my confinement in the house, Red Hood decided that I actually wasn't that bad? I've been tentatively talking to him and repairing my relationship with him. So far things are okay, even if he and I tend to stay a building apart when interacting. Hope things are going good over there,

- Claw

b is still stuck but congrats :)!

- nw

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top toxic trait of batman is actually making 100-slide powerpoints for things that could have been an email and sending emails for things that should really said in-person/elaborated on

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I'm back from hell, sorted things out with Weatherby, and am honestly concerned for you all. I hope B is doing good in the new prison thing.

- Claw

I'm doing fine. Looking for Tal.

-TDK

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Is now a bad time to tell you all Redclaw is in literal hell for some reason?

well im stuck in the cave so! huh. well im jewish and know nothing about hell except whats shown on hit tv show supernatural but good luck with that

- robin

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Christ, who put all of BC's updates here on the blog.

Anyway, I was forced to enter Arkham City due to... circumstances. Currently searching for our mole in the LOA, who has lost GPS signal as well.

- 🦇

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User "The Dark Knight" has lost GPS signal. Last known location was [REDACTED COORDINATES], approximately just outside of the Narrows. - batcomputer.exe

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TDK: Press confrence tonight. BG, O, keep an eye on things outside of Crime Alley.

TDK: Stay out of this, TD, or you get another month of training.

TDK: Keep an eye on our mole's GPS signal, O, also.

O: Our mole as in Talia, right?

TDK:...

TDK: I've told you not to use real names in this chat about 60 times, but yes, Tal.

BG: 👍👍

TD: :(

TDK: You aren't ready, TD.

TD: if it goes to shit im coming

TDK: No. Stay out of it or I'll make you.

TD: whatever you say.

TDK:...

TDK: O, you have signal?

O: Mhm. Here goes nothing.

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Blue! Little me! I can glow now! Oh, and I have been doing some diving around our version of the bay. You you guys also have the weird smile fish?

JOKER FISH yeah they suck ass. he pulled THAT scheme about a year after he got on the scene, when harls was still putting up with his bullshit. they entirely paused the fishing economy in gotham for like 6 months afterwards and stunted it since uh. Now - nw

what the fuck do you MEAN you can glow 👀. i tried to eat the fish once i was in the hospital for a week - td

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cAPES

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yeah i do! thank you and i offer a counterattack happy birthday. i cant say exact age because secret identity etc etc but. im a teenager still

Wait... FUCK I FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY! I'm now officially an adult, ie I'm 18 now. Happy belated birthday to robin of @ask-134250-gotham if we share the same birthday that is.

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Thank you @nitewrighter for your post lmao

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You meet the lizard version of you yet? I hear he likes sleeping on the computer.

i mean i also do that-

anyway, yeah. he was nice, after we got the spiderman pointing out of the way

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i will! :D

If you see me dancing aggressively to the Teen Titans GO! (Battle Remix) it’s because that’s not me that’s the person I’m replaced with when I hear the TTGTTM soundtrack. OKAY

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a new robin? how’d you convince the bat to let you take up the mantle?

breaking into the batcave myself!

i could be joking. youd never know

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ah, fuck, i didn't think "learning how to tumblr" was a necessity for being a bat, but-

hi, i'm robin! the new one. the old one is still. uh.

yknow.

i'm here now, i guess. send qs?

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

If you are offered COMPOUND: Titan Formula by any drug dealers, it is highly recommended that you refuse the drug and preferably, report the dealer to either the police, a trusted authority figure, or USER: The Dark Knight ASAP.

If you already took the drug, you can arrive at any Waynetech certified charities or buildings in order to recieve an antidote. This chemical is reported to cause muscular degeneration, skin inflamation, and sepsis.

This compound has been found to be.coming out of the recently built Arkham City, which was created on top of areas nicknamed The Narrows and Crime Alley.

If you have been exposed to COMPOUND: Titan Formula in an area where you cannot access a Waynetech facility, please report to your local authorities. In New York, both The Midnight Mission in Manhattan and Nelson and Murdock Law Offices in Hells Kitchen have limited ammounts of the cure, as well.

- batcomputer.exe

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Hey Blue, I'm thinking of stopping by once the farm is done in a day or two if you all aren't busy. I actually have some new tricks I want to show you, owing to my particular subspecies of deathclaws.

we're always busy, but ofc you can come! i think i can get to gotham in 3 days or so, and everyone else usually hang around the cave all the time!

there's someone new here, too, you might recognize him ;)