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things I should have:

sycamore bark skin

nictitating membranes

webbed hands & feet

large black eyes for night-vision

sharp teeth,

alligator vocals

retractable claws

gills

what i got:

asthma

clinical depression

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friend: i think [hyperfixation/special interest] sucks me, with tears already in my eyes: oh really? well that’s cool i mean everyone has their own opinions but personally i

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i made a thing

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hi i accidentally made two animatics

part 1

part 2

please enjoy

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((,,, it’s my service to the people to break up the angst a bit, so uhhh here, I guess -mod con))

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🌿Tea & plants 🌿

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Connor: Last night I found out Evan is a sleep talker.

Jared: Oh, really?

Connor: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

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"After two weeks, the account finally let me in!!"

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Dating Evan Hansen Would Include...

Alright it’s time my friends. I’ve been keeping this from you for far too long now so here it is (it might be a let down sorryyy)

- stuttering, sorry just get used to it, him and you both, the Stuttering Couple

- but it’s a good, cute stuttering don’t worry 

- anyways nature walks through forests and parks are a must 

- Evan loves to make you smile and he quickly learned that bad puns made you laugh really hard so he memorized about fifty in one night for you second date 

- also Evan loves to make you blush so he compliments you all the time and you just love it so much and he just loves that you love it

- hanging out with The Gang and becoming really close friends with Zoe and Jared and Alana and Connor 

- hand holding (do I need to say anything else)

- “that was fucking adorable Evan” “i-it was?” *screaming* “you’re so cute I’m gonna die” “please don’t I love you” *screaming intensifies 

- singing together when you’re alone (bonus points if it’s while sharing headphones and studying)

- NSFW: really vanilla sex at first but getting to watch Evan become more sexually confident and experimental 

- cuddling on couches and watching your favorite nature documentaries

- making out, but never ever in public. don’t get me wrong Evan will show affection in public but he is way too social insecure to make out with you, which he apologizes for constantly

- reassuring Evan that you love him for who he is and being honest about it

- being the only person who really, really knows Evan and loving how much he trusts you 

- falling apart when Evan tells you about certain things because you had no idea how much he’d gone through and wanting to just away his pain, all of it, because he doesn’t deserve any of it

- knowing every spot in the school where you can hide or be alone and have no one ask questions. not because you’re off doing drugs or risqué things like most kids. it’s because Evan hides there when he’s having a panic attack and you’re the only one who can ever find him

- not being able to smile for a whole day after you learned why Evan really broke his arm

- telling Evan that he is found, you found him

(okay that got really sad hold on)

- Evan buying you a stuffed animal as your one month anniversary present and it reminds you of him so much (it’s an elephant) 

- Evan is super big on hugs and when he’s anxious he just gets double-y clingy 

- alternating between texting Jared memes and calming Evan down while also giving Zoe music recommendations 

- taking advantage of every calm moment life gives the two of you

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ahh … ha ha. oh god. ye good ole fear of abandonment. 

also, for the record, you can reblog even if you don’t have bpd. I understand a lot of people with different disorders may feel these things, even though we experience them differently. so you are allowed to reblog! 

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the boy :0 will be on my redbubble later !! my user is trisicles

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we’d walk a while and.. talk about….

aka it’s been a while since i drew them together

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the boy :0 will be on my redbubble later !! my user is trisicles

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if u were forced to get a tattoo of an emoji which one would you pick

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“NOW INTRODUCING OUR FIRST GUESTS OF THE NIGHT.. (MORNING?).. THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE KING OF KINKS HIMSELF, AND HIS BANGIN’ HOT SISTER, CONNOOOOR AND ZOOOEEE MUURRPHYYY!! WELCOME TO THE SHOW!!”

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it was about 9pm and i still needed to work