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But how do people want their eggs? Sunnyside? Poached? Maybe with a little bit of... sált ánd péppér?!

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Keep this between us, muns.

It's a secret to Lobo.

"BUT I BET LOBO IS INVOLVED IN SOME CRAZY, KERAAAAAZY NIGHTS"

Does your backstory involve a terrible accident at a KISS concert?

"Is yer gizzard yella?”

"Answer’s no, fragwit. Th’ Main Man don’t do terrible accidents, Clyde. Only intentional disasters an’ big butt-kickin’ beatdowns.”

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May or may not have thought the event was about MPREG before I actually read the post.

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"Ah, Easter. Who doesn't like dressing up for the occasion?!"

"Someone get me a pair of those bunny ears."

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"You know how to make tacos?"

“Uhhh so like, anyone know where I can get a job around here?”

“I’m like, a top scientist with like 6 doctorates but HAHA! CAN’T GET MYSELF A JOB! SO…help me out?”

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"Okay, first of all - Mario, I am not appreciating the sass you're giving me right now. It's like a really big no-no! Secondly, how dare you insult my Candy Costal Pizza! I know where you work, buddy!"

"Normally, I’d just hang up after a wrong number, but I gotta ask— what kinda asshole puts chocolate on a seafood pizza? That’s disgusting."

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Omg yes deadpool is the bomb-dot-com

About time someone realised I'm the bomb-diggity!

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FROM: DEADPOOL TO: PIZZA PLACE(??)

"YO MARIOOOO, HOLLA ATTACHA BOY! Man, can you believe I've been stuck in my place for days living off nothin' but microwave burritos and toilet dogs?! So, let's see... I'll have a slice - no! Several slices of the seafood special; and is some chocolate drizzle a bit too much to ask for!?"

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"Chikkity-check out my swagger, and what not."

"Ayyyyyyyyyy now you’s talkin’." 

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Yeah, that does it. These two pictures contain every single piece of information you need to now about comics. Well, Deadpool comics at least. Screw moral conflicts, Wade, they are for losers.

I’ve first seen this comic book a few years ago and ever since I wondered how they even came up with this. No, seriously.

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"Looks like this place."

"Got real gangsta."

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Send a ♕ if you're too intimidated to talk/roleplay with me

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Oh man, this is embarrassing. Since I haven't been around for ages I've kinda sorta forgot who I owe replies to... I only have one drafted, but gosh pretty sure there was a lot more than that... If you know i owe you a reply, please get back to me so we can continue our little shindig, alright? Alright.

But if we're not threading this is the perfect opportunity to start one with me, or maybe I can just whisper things into your ear; wow, you look really hot in those pants, what are you doing later?

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"Oh please! With my punnitude I'll leave you so broken you'll be better off as a scratching post. 'Course, not that I could blame you for trying to be the top dog, but let's face it -that's impossible! You couldn't even be a rat king! So how about you let this cat out the bag and go back to dancing on a hot tin roof?"

"Puns are part of my wisecracking deal!"

"Lay it on me though if you’re think you’re up to the challenge. This could be a purrfect disaster, but when I’m done with you you’ll give a whole new meaning to ‘Something the cat dragged in.’ And I’ll be that cat."

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I originally didn't know who I was, but I've checked my wikia page so I'm pretty up to date on what I've done.

I'm still confused as hell though. I mean, wall of text much? Also, I'm pretty much vol. 1 Deadpool; which means I have incredible stalkerish tendencies with several sociopathic streaks. Enjoy!

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Wow, this girl was both a Negative Nancy and a Debbie Downer! It was obvious that she was just desperately needing the Deadpool charm... Or she probably didn't, and I was just bothering her. Still, wouldn't be the first time!

"Kaine, you are such a sour crouton and that's just adorable. Come on, I'll take you out for ice cream and we can forget all about the voices in our heads. It'll be fun, what do you say?!"

What a spazz. But no, how is it that she typically always had to deal with the persistent ones that keep on trying to get her attention. Why, considering the kind of person she is.

Maybe she’s getting too soft…

"…Kainé." She heard ‘name’ somewhere in there, and if he got what he wanted, maybe he’d leave afterwards. "Things in common? I guess so. I’ve never been able to eat nice shit like that." Home grown was all that they had left, but they were all too often destroyed.