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this photo of Munchy from some collector website is extremely funny to me so I redrew it

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Does this count as finding a walrus at your door?

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Bunny

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My bearded dragon is fascinated by the falling snow outside. He keeps going to the window to stare at it. He woke up from brumating to look at the snow.

He’s a desert species smh what does he want to do with snow...

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this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive

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Been struggling a bit drawing stuff lately and I've finally done something I feel kind of ok with. I guess this counts as a study rather than a fully original illustration, since to take some of the thinking out of my brain, I decided to copy the boar illustration from this board game from @sovietpostcards.

I like boar. I think they're neat.

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Baking is ridiculous. Stir these powders into a goo and them warm them up until they turn into some kind of edible sponge. Who came up with this.

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PSA for fanfic writers

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my most boomer ass take is that i hate when i unmute a video of a cat and its just the most obnoxiously loud pop music playing over it. bro put that shit away i'm here to listen to your cat. i wanna hear what he has to say.

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not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116

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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

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how have you been?

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RATATOUILLE — 2007, dir. Brad Bird

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scene: a group of 40-50 year old ladies talking about menopause but the more one of them describes her symptoms, the more obvious it is that she's actually developing mutant powers. like

"ugh and the night sweats, and the hot flashes? I hate it!" "god, right? and the glowing eyes first thing in the morning? like i need that along with all the new body hair, am I right?" "... what was that, debra"

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Today hasn't been very good. Reblog to cover prev in blankets and tell them everything is going to be okay and they're loved.