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I know we talk a lot about keep jumping on boxes, but I'm honestly so grateful for Joe hills' knife theory; a variation on spoon theory that says once you're out of spoons, you can choose to take knives instead in the knowledge that it will hurt later. and the number of times I've told myself 'ok let's take the knives' is so high that I've found it really helps to acknowledge it. Thanks, Joe

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had to stop myself from doing too much lol.

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Claudia was my dark child, my love, evil of my evil. Claudia broke my heart.

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Interview With The Vampire

2.02 | 2.04 | 2.06

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expectation vs. reality

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Screaming about it until the end of time.

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the children keep clipping my songs for their ‘tick tock’ audios louis. they do not even know the lyrics they are using ma musique sombre to gyrate in a sickening fashion for their sycophants to slaver over i have poured my heart and soul into my art and they have sped it up to form some sort of esthétique. louis how do i make them stop this grotesquerie mon cher please

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I feel like I get to pick one thing for myself, and it's her. A weird white lady I met by happenstance.

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Funniest things Armand has done

Include the raccoon in his little projector slides during the trial

Make little dolls of Louis, Claudia and Madeleine for his rehearsal trial, and put a bra on Madeleine’s doll

Make up the story about feeding the sacrifice soup as part of his punishment

Steal Malik’s sunglasses

Imitate Louis by crossing his legs

Tell Daniel about how he’s had sex with half the coven, to his long-time husband’s surprise

Pretend to be a real employee at the penthouse instead of simply inventing an alter ego like a normal person

Reveal his vampirism by hovering menacingly, moments after removing his brown contacts in record time

Take Louis to Lestat in Magnus’ dungeon knowing full well that it could backfire and his cover might be blown

Let a two-time Pulitzer Prize winning investigative journalist into his home to write his husband’s memoir despite having mountains of lies to hide

Leave a two-time Pulitzer Prize winning investigative journalist alone with his husband knowing full well that he’s brainwashed both of them into forgetting an important series of events

Tell that same journalist about how he not only had sex with Lestat, but did so while making eye contact with Lestat’s ex, despite this having no relation or importance to the memoir

Lock himself in a box during the trial and make Sam guard him with a prop scythe while simultaneously sentencing his boyfriend to death

Attempt to impress Louis by demonstrating his friendship with Sartre

Continue to court Louis despite knowing full well that Louis was hallucinating his dead ex-husband, who is also his ex

Interrupt a week-long torture session to muse about how the floor slants north

Believe he’s kept his “I will not harm you” vow to Louis because he’s kept to the letter of the law despite violating the spirit of it repeatedly and enthusiastically

Suggest that lemon wallpaper be installed in the brutalist penthouse with minimalist decor

Break a 500-year-old vow because he was upset about his divorce, despite knowing full well that his marriage was a sham

Play Minecraft on his iPad

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Louis and Claudia, dancing in the sunlight

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I want Lestat on Hot Ones just drowning those wings in the hottest hot sauces ever made and eating it without even flinching bc he can’t taste it and the guy is like “oh my god HOW are you doing that you are NOT human,” and Lestat just goes “yes I know I keep telling you people that but none of you listen”

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iwtv is great because sam reid was like “ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of being lestat” and eric bogosian was like “the most erotic experience of my life was watching a dracula play and I want someone to bite my neck” and assad zaman was like “i think I should get to have a threesome with both daniels” and no one stopped them and jacob anderson didn't say any of that but he did deliver a performance too good for the emmys

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Louis "least curious vampire to ever exist" de Point du Lac