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artilaz · 21 hours ago

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"dual wielding is too dangerous and impractical to be effective in real life combat" dual wielding is cool and sexy and sick as fuck and he who makes his enemy look like a lame little punk ass loser has already won half the battle before he even starts fighting the war. sun tzu said that.

#Victor #No matter what exactly he wields #Whether it's swords or axes #It's always two of them

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artilaz · 21 hours ago

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shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

#This reads like a ProBirdRights tweet to me

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artilaz · 21 hours ago

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#Baldur's Gate 3 #Raphael the cambion #I am kissing him on the lips #And along his gorgeous cheekbones #The way the light accentuates them has me weak #His beautiful shiny slow-blinking eyes are the cherry on top #❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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artilaz · 1 day ago

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The EU (still) wants to scan your private messages and photos

🚨 You WILL Be Impacted 🚨

Every photo, every message, every file you send will be automatically scanned—without your consent or suspicion.

If you live in the EU*, contact your MEPs NOW and tell them to vote NO! Go here to learn more & FIGHT BACK!

https://fightchatcontrol.eu/

*especially if you live in Germany - they have not yet decided, and their opposition is crucial!

Please reblog! If the EU passes this, it weakens online privacy worldwide.

#Signal boost #Am German #Emailed my reps this morning #This shit can't pass

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artilaz · 3 days ago

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.₊⟡ The happiest day of life for Deanthe Darvos and Leora Monbaro ⟡₊. commission for @artilaz

━━━ ⊹ ˖ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ɪɴꜰᴏ ˖⊹

#Art tag #Art by others #Commission art #Deanthe Darvos #Leora Monbaro #Leora Dizalvo #(She goes by both names lol shh)#Anyway I love how this came out!#I'm so happy with the colour scheme #It's so soft but bright at the same time #And the lesbian pride colours go so well with green I'm so happy it works out so amazingly! 🧡🤍🩷💚#Thank you so much #It was great to work with you again ✨

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artilaz · 4 days ago

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#Polls #''Seelenangst'' by Veit Etzold #That's German and roughly translates to ''soul fear''#It's a thriller about a Satanic serial killer

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artilaz · 4 days ago

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Heavy wind aside, we had a great day at the dike. Kira got to chase her ballie until she fell asleep in the car 💕💤

#My photos #Animals #Dogs #Shetland Sheepdog #Sheltie #Kira the Sheltie

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artilaz · 4 days ago

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It

fucken

WIMDY

#My photos #Animals #Dogs #Shetland Sheepdog #Sheltie #Kira the Sheltie #It fucken wimdy

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artilaz · 5 days ago

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languages that don't distinguish between formal and informal you are missing out on so much petty drama. my grandparents have two neighbours who once got into a huge fight over something honestly pretty trivial, so neighbour A said he was going to revoke neighbour B's du (informal you) privileges. neighbour B was like "okay but can i use du one last time?" and neighbour A was like "yeah go ahead", and neighbour B said "du arschloch" (you asshole). incredible.

#German

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artilaz · 6 days ago

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Live. Laugh. Longsword.

#Deanthe

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artilaz · 7 days ago

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this is how i envision raphael's romance

#Art tag #Art by others #Baldur's Gate 3 #Raphael the cambion #Me after the five weeks 🫠🥰#Anytime again King

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artilaz · 7 days ago

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Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you

#Ahaha #AHAHAHA #Raphael #The best five weeks of my life #PLEASE #I'll probably need an extensive hospital stay in the end #But oh would it be worth it

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artilaz · 10 days ago

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ask game for people who have a lot of OCs: send this person a letter of the alphabet and they'll talk about a character whose name starts with that letter

(pro tip: be sure to send an ask to the person you reblog this from!)

#Ask prompt #I don't have an OC for each letter #But for most!

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artilaz · 11 days ago

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