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opinions about peanut butter
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Yorik literally just casually dropped Kaynes sorce in the original Cathulu mythos being Nyarlathotep so uh... heres some intersting information i gathert just from a quick overview of this (including both call of cathulu and cathulu mythos information)
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The child of Chaos and the sibling of DARKNESS and THE NAMELESS MIST
ahhahah sounds familiar
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Help why is Yorick so cunty I love him
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Absolutely hilarious to hear Arthur keep calling back to when s1 John told him he had “the cold, calculated demeanor of someone not to fuck with” and both Yellow and s4 John saying “no you just look like shit actually”
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i did the hunger games simulator again but with malevolent this time and the results sure were something
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having a go at their designs ^^💛
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At the start of one of my many attempts at uni (we're no joke on number seven) I took an anthropology class because it seemed cool. This was at the absolute height of the popularity of Bones so the first lecture was literally standing room only, fire hazard levels of packed.
So the professor comes in and I cannot express enough how much this man was actually round, not tall, greying, balding, and literally wearing a three-piece tweed suit with a little red bow tie. He was the most perfect human being I've ever met.
Anyway the look on his face when he saw an actually packed lecture theatre was one of sheer unbridled glee. Natural, right? His dinky little subject is suddenly unbelievably popular.
Which gave him the perfect opportunity to talk about pissing for a solid hour. Because that was his specialist subject. Comparative urination etiquette.
This man who was the Platonic ideal of a humanities professor stood there and talked enthusiastically about piss to a packed to the rafters lecture theatre full of bright-eyed first years, and as this was a Monday morning it was almost certainly many people's first ever university lecture of their whole life. His eyes were glittering with joy the whole hour. He was having the time of his life.
There were absolutely no questions at the end of the lecture. He, apparently having fully understood what he was doing, clearly expected this and instructed us to have a lovely day and wished us good luck on our higher education journey.
You could sit anywhere you wanted in the lecture theatre the next week and the lecture was intro to methods in anthropology.
I don't think I could ever love a man more than I still love him.
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"Put that man in a situation!" Stop putting that man in situations! You already put him in five different situations you don't get to put him in a new situation until you finish the last one
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arthur-lesters-middle-c-key · 2 months ago
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i was told it's "near canon" that arthur is aromantic and while i am definitely team that he is on the aro-spectrum, something about his relationships with the men he deems important in his life holds incredibly close to a gay man who is only just realizing that kissing men could be a real option for him.
and i mean in a romantic way. like his bonds with Oscar, Noel/Charlie, and ESPECIALLY john (if you count john as a man) read incredibly romantic.
before all this, all he knew was that being married to bella felt wrong and he didn't know why, but right now he's so so quick to make connections with men and trust them with an ease that is unlike his relationship with her (as far as i know rn)
his aromanticness could manifest in a way where he just has no way of internally deciphering the difference between devotion to a friend and devotion to a romantic partner, but i am unsure.
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arthur-lesters-middle-c-key · 2 months ago
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okay “fuck me? fuck your eyes” was objectively horrifying but i think “oh, fuck my eyes? how’s a murder-suicide sound, bitch?” was the funniest possible way to regain control of the situation
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arthur-lesters-middle-c-key · 2 months ago
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i think where i have landed on John/Arthur as a pairing is that they love each other like a religion.
Your relationship with your faith can be suffocating, contentious, dangerous, comforting, welcoming, demanding, sexual, pious, innocent, freeing.
You can swing from questioning to devout to doubt, but in the end, no matter what, your faith is constant. its presence fills you with purpose and you know that you will always have it.
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arthur-lesters-middle-c-key · 2 months ago
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Here's a closeup :]
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arthur-lesters-middle-c-key · 2 months ago
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I don’t care if it’s based on a music box jingle, you don’t think a professional pianist and composer would elaborate on the melody and bass line more than just playing triplets on the base chord?!
Have you heard a professional pianist dick around on a keyboard before? Put a blindfold on them and it will still be magical
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arthur-lesters-middle-c-key · 2 months ago
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i stand with my canceled wife john doe
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