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Finally I did my DMATMOOBIL, it’s one of my favorite fanfics ever. I was so happy reading this fic, there’s no way not to love it 🥹
Thank you so much @isthisselfcare for giving us this incredible story. You’re my muse! 🩷
@gabbpires obrigada por sempre lembrar de mim e me dar esse óculos de presente, você é maravilhosa! ✨
Thank you @ untitled.reader and @ anbindings for sharing the typeset and assets, you guys are wonderful!
DMATMOOBIL is free to read on ao3. Keep fandom free.
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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit
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what i really want to know abt jatp is if trevor wilson, after seeing his band mates who died decades ago perform a song about being the last one standing, stayed and watched p!atd
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Do you ever think about Julie and the Phantoms and feel a violent urge to burn Netflix to the ground for cancel it after just one season?
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Studios are so obsessed with trying to find the next cash cow that they will kill the calf before it's weaned from its mothers milk.
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it should be against the law for streaming services to use shows they canceled to advertise. stop parading her dead body around you bitch you literally killed her
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I don't understand normal people
The whole introductory episode of DI Neville Parker is supposed to make him look high maintenance and annoying, I guess?
But I want him and his many allergies carnally
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Imagine how wild it was for the first person ever with a masochism kink. Grug the caveman is accidentally hit in sparring and now grug has boner
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pregnancy during apocalypse trope is CRAZYYY to me like why are you letting him come inside you girl???? now is NOT the time.
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TEDDYYYYY MY BACK IS ARCHING
Oh anon are you referring to this lil blurb?
Teddy’s Got You
Eddie Munson x Fem!reader
Warnings: NSFW, 18+ ONLY, dry humping / stuffed animal humping, PIV sex / unprotected sex, DIRTY talk
I know Teddy is not a traditional nickname for Edward but it rhymes with Eddie and oh my god.
The idea of being out of your mind turned on with Eddie thrusting into you with abandon. Feeling your whole body shake each time he crushes his pelvis to yours, your brain blissfully empty except for.
“Eddie. Eddie Eddie Eddie EddieEddieEddie.”
“ ‘m right here, sweetheart. I’ve gotchya,” he says. More like he coos it and you find yourself preening against the mattress. He delivers a particularly delicious thrust that has your eyes rolling back and a squeal issuing from your lips.
“Oh Teddy!”
It scratches something in his brain that kicks in his animalistic side, his hips moving faster and harder automatically.
“Fuck, baby. Can’t call me that unless you want me to wreck you.”
~*~
The nickname came about the day he won you a massive stuffed bear at the carnival that came to Hawkins the previous summer. He’d made an off hand joke, saying that since it was almost your size, you could use it to get off when he wasn’t around. The concept had scandalized you. After all, before Eddie, you’d barely explored yourself with your fingers let alone humped anything.
But after the suggestion, you’d found yourself more and more curious. And boy did you like the results. Eddie had been right, it was the perfect size for humping, and the fact that he had won it for you made “using it” sweet in a twisted way.
And “using it” is what you were doing one day when he showed up to your apartment unannounced one day, dropping the bouquet of flowers and weed brownies he’d brought you at the sight of you with the bear tight between your shifting thighs.
At the sound of things clattering to the floor you’d looked up, immediately embarrassed.
“Oh god, I’m…um, I’m…” you scramble for something to say to explain away what he was seeing, but you’d been so close to cumming that your throat is dry and your tongue doesn’t want to work.
“You’re a fucking goddess,” Eddie completes your sentence, immediately toeing off his shoes and climbing onto the bed beside you. You recoil but Eddie drops a heavy hand on your thigh, keeping you straddling the stuffed animal.
“I didn’t know you were coming over—,”
“The only coming I want to talk about is you cumming all over that bear, sweetheart,” Eddie interrupts you, his hand sliding up from your thigh to your hips to encourage you to start moving again. You gasp at the renewed friction on your clit. “That’s what I wanna hear.”
“Oh my god…” As the pressure builds back up, your embarrassment wanes and you begin to get back into it, riled by Eddie’s encouragement.
“So did you give this bear a name before you started fucking him, sweetheart?” Eddie teases you. The shame surges in you again but you lose it again when he suddenly cups your breast, rolling your nipple between his fingers.
“T-Teddy,” you hiccup.
“You called the teddy bear ‘Teddy’? Not very original,” he continues to tease. He shuffles behind you, knees on the insides of your calves and erection against your ass. His hands grip your tits as your hands dig into the plush of the bear for leverage as your hips speed up.
“I call him Teddy cuz it sounds like Eddie,” you whimper out. Your inhibitions are burning up by the second. Eddie’s hands freeze before he begins rutting against you in time to the roll of your hips.
“Want me to be your teddy bear, is that it princess?”
“Yes,” you gasp. His hands on your tits egg you on and you grind even harder into the plush fabric between your thighs.
“Wanna be able to grind on me anytime this sweet little pussy gets wet?”
“Oh fuck.”
Eddie knows how much his words do you in. He knows that they bring you right to the edge and push you off. You’d already been so close before he arrived that you know you only have moments left. By the pendulous nature of your rolling hips, Eddie knows it too. His fingers tweak your nipples one last time before his hands slide to your hips to control their movement and help you speed up.
“T-Teddy. Oh god Teddy,” you whimper, reaching blindly back and catching your hand on the back of Eddie’s neck as he folds his body over yours to suck a mark into the curve of your shoulder.
“Bet it feels really good rubbing that pussy on something, hm?”
“Mhm,” is all you can manage, eyes closed against the pleasure.
“The friction is good. I’m sure that greedy little clit is nice and hot and happy.”
The bud to which he’s referring pulses at the acknowledgment and you almost double over at the rush of fresh wetness that further dampens your now ruined panties. Your nod is frantic. Eddie laughs.
"But I know what's missing," Eddie muses, lips and teeth grazing your pulse point.
"W-what?" you labor through the question.
"Bet you wish you had something inside you, huh?"
In that exact instant he sucks harshly at your neck, just as one hand shoots to squeeze your breast and everything comes to a head. Your hips make one more dramatic roll and you're cumming, hard. But you realize, with horror, that he's right. You're suddenly acutely aware of the fact that your pussy is ruthlessly clenching around nothing. The emptiness, combined with the pulsing pleasure, makes you sob out and Eddie holds you in his arms through it.
"How was that, princess?" he whispers gently in your ear. You carefully straighten up, pulling your now stiffened legs off and around the stuffed bear. Twisting in his arms you come face to face with your grinning boyfriend, flushed from the exertion of humping you while you humped something else. Looking down it’s hard to miss the massive erection he’s sporting proudly through his jeans.
“Don’t ‘how was that, Princess’ me when you know exactly what you were doing,” you reply. Thoroughly agitated while you yank open his belt and undo his zipper. You’ve got his cock in your hand before he can do more than laugh.
“Aww did I do something wrong?” he asks, helping you out by pulling you onto his lap. You give him a dissatisfied frown but you can’t manage to keep up the facade of being upset with him. Not when he’s sinking you onto his cock without preamble, causing your lips to fall open in a gasp.
“Ohhhhh yeah,” Eddie says, mocking your obvious satisfaction. “That’s what you needed, right? Something inside, huh?”
You drop your forehead to his shoulder and nod absently, trying to let yourself completely appreciate the feeling of being so full. Eddie pills you up again gently by the back of your neck, however.
“Uh uh, sweetheart. You got to cum. Now you gotta pay attention to me,” he says with fake indignance which is completely undermined by his lopsided grin. “Even that bear got more action than me today.”
His hands on your hips encourage you to lift up and down, beginning a steady pace as you bounce yourself on his cock. Your brow furrows.
“You told me to - fuck. Told me to use it when you aren’t around,” you do your best to argue. Eddie’s grin only grows at your statement and he leans back to lay down fully, hands clasping behind his head, completely at his leisure.
“Well I’m around now. So use me.”
There’s a challenge in his eyes. One that sparks something inside you and makes you double your efforts, rising up and down on your knees faster and faster.
You’re not sure what it is, but something about the way he’s just passively watching you fuck yourself on him has you absolutely losing your mind. Launching forward you ground your hands against Eddie’s chest, bringing you down closer to him and allowing you to angle your hips in a way that makes him hit your favorite hard to reach spot. You let out a moan and he chuckles.
“Yeah? Want me to be your Teddy?” he teases. You nod, fingers bunching up the fabric of his shirt under your hands.
“Teddy,” you whine. You double over entirely so that you’re hugging his body as you roll your hips, reducing the in and out pull on his cock to a shallow rocking. The neediness of the gesture, combined with the almost constant friction and pressure, causes Eddie to finally lose his teasing attitude. He can’t keep that game up. Not with your face pressed into his neck and your pussy quivering on his cock.
“That’s it, baby,” Eddie encourages. One of his hands comes to cradle the back of your head while the other grips your hip to aid in your motions. “Teddy’s got you.”
It’s then that he plants his feet flat on the bed and begins thrusting up into you, causing you to sob. Both hands hold you by the hips now, keeping you still to receive him, giving him space to move in and out in a less shallow capacity.
“Oh god,” you manage to whimper.
“Use me and your Teddy’s gonna use you right back, Princess,” Eddie groans. He’s been doing a good job of keeping it together but even he’s got limits on how patient he can be. Especially when he’s got your mewling writhing body on top of his, shaking and so clearly about to cum again.
“Teddyyyy….” you warn him without being able to vocalize it much further. He already knows, however.
That’s why he flips you over onto your back, causing you to squeal. He’s sure to stay between your legs, plowing into you so much harder than he had been able to achieve on his own back. Each thrust is punctuated with one of your cries and he fucking loves how lost you are in it all. He grips one of your hands to keep you tethered to the moment - he doesn’t want you losing yourself too much.
“I’m the only Teddy who can give it to you like this, huh? Give you everything my greedy girl needs, right?”
They are questions but your eyes are rolled back in your head and your lips are parted, gasping for air. You don’t even know what he’s asked you at this point, you’re just sure he needs an affirmation and it all feels so good that’s all you want to give anyway.
“Yes. Yesyesyesyes,” you chant breathlessly.
Eddie reaches down to play with your clit and it’s all over. Your body seizes and you cry out, muscles tensing and relaxing and tending again in rapid succession. You cling to Eddie as he lets out a deep guttural groan and spills into you, using the waves of your orgasm to coax him through his own.
“Fuuuuck, Princess. There it is. Fuck yeah.”
When your senses return to you, you immediately start giggling. Eddie takes a moment or two more to regain his bearings so he squints at your mirth.
“What’s so funny?”
You gesture to your position and Eddie laughs too. In his rearrangement of your body in the final moments, he’d accidentally moved you onto the bear’s lap, with your back against its plush stomach and it’s cushiony legs in either side of you. Eddie pulls it out from under you and tosses it across the room.
“Hey!” you cry out, but not really feeling the injustice. Eddie folds himself over you and presses his nose yours, his softening cock still buried inside you.
“I get to fuck you alone next time. No extra…participants.” He gives you a roguish smile that you kiss off his face immediately.
~*~
And that’s how you began calling Eddie “Teddy.” You don’t do it often, which is why it’s created a sort of Pavlovian response in his body.
Now, as you whine the nickname and gaze up at him, it brings to mind all the times you’ve done it since that first experience. Calling him Teddy as he fucked you in the bathroom at the bar. Calling him Teddy as you begged him to slap you a little, a kink you’d only felt safe enough to discover with him. Calling him Teddy while bent over the kitchen table and wailing for him to cum all over you.
On cue he’s harder than he thought possible and you’re clinging to any part of him you can reach.
“Teddy’s got you, princess. Teddy’s got you.”
~*~
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