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if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

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I'm gonna miss tiktok

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I'm gonna miss tiktok

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i am gods strongest soldier (going to the local coffee shop in my hometown the day before thanksgiving where i know i will run into everyone i’ve ever known and also their mother)

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It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

This is my second Tumblr cause my first one became a dumpster fire beyond dumpster fires

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Felt very seen at the nursery the other day

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trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

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WHY ARE YOU DROWNING THEM WHAT SOCIOPATH INVENTED THIS

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I aspire to be as happy as Robert Pattinson hanging out with a cow

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i love you ibuprofen, i love you naproxen. i love you nose spray & cough drops. i love you snacks between meals. i love you naptime & sleeping in & taking a sick day when the body needs rest. i love the avoidance of unnecessary discomfort in its many shapes and forms!

what an act of unspeakable tenderness, to treat your body as a beloved animal and not a machine to grind to the ground

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The thing is, when museums and cultural institutions or researchers adopt memes in a "How do you do, fellow kids" way, that's adorable like my grandma when she's misusing emojis. However when some megacorp does it to sell me evil products or some influencer is trying to get me to buy nonsense skincare mud or cyberpunk looking face masks or weightloss pills, I think that's evil incarnate and their name goes into the Death Note (very mindful, very demure)