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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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you ever go nonverbal but like... online? too fatigued to reblog anything with tags or interact with people

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I HATE ASUS

this is just a small rant my boyfriend has an ROG ally and the thing has been fucked up since day one and never bothered to ask if the blinking battery light was supposed to happen, which if youre tech illiterate which he is extremely illiterate youd think means charging, NOPE it means power delivery failure. since day one. and now here i am trying to fix the fucking thing and the repair community for ASUS and moreso the ally are such fucking assholes and idiots that they wont comment or anything in regards to the ROG Ally in any way that isn't just circle jerking about how its the switch killer and blah blah blah

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This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

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I HATE TEXT PREDICT JUST GIVE ME SPELLCHECK BACK I HATE TEXT PREDICT JUST GIVE ME SPELLCHECK BACK I HATE TEXT PREDICT JUST GIVE ME SPELLCHECK BACK I HATE TEXT PREDICT JUST GIVE ME SPELLCHECK BACK I HATE TEXT PREDICT JUST GIVE ME SPELLCHECK BACK I HATE TEXT PREDICT JUST GIVE ME SPELLCHECK BACK I HATE TEXT PREDICT JUST GIVE ME SPELLCHECK BACK I HATE TEXT PREDICT JUST GIVE ME SPELLCHECK BACK I HATE TEXT PREDICT JUST GIVE ME SPELLCHECK BACK

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AUTISM SPEAKS HAS COOPTED THE INFINITY SYMBOL THIS IS NOT A DRILL AUTISM SPEAKS HAS COOPTED THE INFINITY SYMBOL

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Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.

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BARNES & NOBEL HAS THE BEST LONDON FOG LATTE AND IM TIRED OF BEING SILENT ABOUT IT

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being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app

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PSA

This is The Adjuster (Robin Hoodie, Guy That Shot the CEO, etc.):

And this is Luigi Mangione:

And yes, they are both super cool and hot as fuck but remember, they are two different people. The Adjuster has not been found and Luigi was never involved in the shooting.

Do not talk about them as if they are the same person and do not further spread the idea that Luigi is guilty.

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Can this post do numbers so my notifs are filled with something other than those fake Palestinian go fundme scams k thanks.

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My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

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Pigeon Mural in Jersey City NJ

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Every time