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The Tooth Fairy vs. The Urchin, er I mean Cody vs. Damian. Looks like Damian will have to defend Dom-Dom. 😹

Oh! Hi, if you haven’t already, please read my version of Little Shop of Horrors, starring the WWE Superstars in their usual schtick. And listen to the “soundtrack” here. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1LX6U4eibTYh7FfggOrabE?si=vPQSj5P1QmKl5IQFZ_X43Q

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Chapters: 10/? Fandom: World Wrestling Entertainment Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Bianca Belair/Montez Ford, Dominik Mysterio & Rhea Ripley Characters: Montez Ford, Bianca Belair, Paul Heyman, Roman Reigns, Damian Priest | Punishment Martinez, Finn Balor | Prince Devitt, Rhea Ripley, Dominik Mysterio, Seth Rollins | Tyler Black, Sami Zayn | El Generico, Adam Pearce, The Miz (Professional Wrestling), Becky Lynch | Rebecca Knox, Cody Rhodes Additional Tags: Inspired by Little Shop of Horrors, Inspired by Grease, Parody, Musicals, Comedy, Inspired by Hairspray, 1960s, 1960s Music, Inspired by Dirty Dancing (1987) Summary:

The WWE Superstars do a rendition of Little Shop of Horrors, with some added shenanigans and 1960’s hijinks. They have worked very hard…well, some of them to provide you with this form of entertainment that doesn’t include beating each other up.

No one is getting a title shot or getting paid to do this shitty musical.

Cast:

Montez Ford - The Nerd Bianca Belair - The Damsel Paul Heyman - Mr. Heyman Roman Reigns - The Voice of Bianca II Seth Freakin’ Rollins - The Dentist Sami Zayn - The Masochistic Dental Patient Adam Pearce - Sidney Sanders (A parody of Corny Collins from Hairspray) Becky Lynch - The Nurse The Miz - TV Host Cody Rhodes - The Tooth Fairy (A parody of the Teen Angel from Grease) The Judgement Day - The Urchins

Other characters will be mentioned

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: World Wrestling Entertainment, Professional Wrestling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Rhea Ripley, Dominik Mysterio, Damian Priest | Punishment Martinez, Finn Balor | Prince Devitt Additional Tags: Songfic, Tacos, Taco Bell, Debauchery, Arson, Drunk Driving, Marijuana, Public Nudity, Alcohol Summary:

The Judgement Day’s visit to a Taco Bell lead to snowmen, a polar bear, and arson.

Based on the music video for Dr. Dre and Eminem’s “Forgot About Dre”. Particularly this scene.

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Warriors of the Onyx Millennium Original Characters

Faceclaim: Juju C (Love & Hip-Hop: New York, Love & Hip-Hop: Miami)

Name: Special Agent Amalia Salgado

Height: 5’9”

Weight: “Ask me again, and I’ll scratch you.”

Date of Birth: March 31, 1982

Birthplace: United States Naval Base Guantanamo Bay, Guantánamo Bay, Cuba

Current hometown: Little Havana, Miami, Florida

Occupation: FBI Special Agent in Charge, White-Collar Crimes Division, FBI Miami Field Office

Astrological Sign: Aries

Chinese Astrological Sign: Water Dog

Ethnicity: Afro Cuban-American

Species: Werecat (Her cat form is the bottom photo

Favorite food: Cuban rice with vienna sausages (arroz con salchichas), seagull pie, fried iguanas (a delicacy for werecats living in Florida), any bird she is able to hunt and eat

Least favorite food: plantains and bananas (because Drew keeps pigging out on them, and it used to be one of her pregnancy cravings. No Drew isn’t the baby daddy)

Hobby: photography, hunting, facetiming her Navy parents, sewing

Has trouble with: nosy old Cuban ladies, especially the ones who hate Afro-Cuban werecats

Strong point: Designing her own dresses and interrogating

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Warriors of the Onyx Millennium Original Characters

Faceclaim: Adam Rodríguez (CSI: Miami, JLo’s “If You Had My Love”, Magic Mike, Criminal Minds, Penny Dreadful)

Name: ASA Wilfredo Montañez

Height: 6’0” ft

Weight: 185lbs

Date of Birth: June 14, 1975

Birthplace: Humboldt Park, Chicago, Illinois

Current hometown: Brickell, Miami, Florida

Occupation: Miami-Dade County Assistant State’s Attorney and Drag Queen

Astrological Sign: Gemini

Chinese Astrological Sign: Wood Rabbit

Ethnicity: Puerto Rican & Cuban-American

Species: Mutant Werecat (His cat form is the bottom photo)

Abilities: Magnetokinesis, metallokinesis, and regenerative healing factor

Favorite Food: Jibarito and Cuban sandwiches, Chicago-Style hot dogs, Italian beef sandwich, sancocho, mofongo, croquettas, cherry-flavored sweets, any type of canned fish, Spam

Least favorite food: Tofu, octopus, ketchup on hot dogs, cucumbers

Favorite Team: Chicago Cubs, Chicago Bulls, Chicago Blackhawks, Chicago Bears

Hobby: Reading true crime novels, catnaps (especially between court cases), doing drag, painting, watching his hometown team games and Hallmark Movies

Has trouble with: Love letters and shout-outs on the radio, Asshole public defenders

Strong point: Painting, persuasion, and napping

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In light of recent events surrounding the arrest of a controversal wrestler, the following has been done:

His name and image will no longer be used in current and future fanfiction. I have removed such work from my AO3 account, as well as past work posted on this blog. This to ensure survivors of sexual assault and abuse are not re-traumatized. This blog does not write nor condone fanfiction that contains graphic details of sexual assault and abuse, of which is often romanticized and fetishized. This blog also does not write nor condone fanfiction that glorifies violence toward children and teenagers under 18 (this includes pedophillia).

Furthermore, my current wrestling AU fanfiction, Warriors of the Onyx Millennium, has been updated with the following changes:

The character that was originally shipped with Drew McIntyre has been changed with an original male character. The original character will still be Latinx but, like AU Drew, he will be a werecat with mutant powers. I will make a faceclaim of two of the original chracters in a different post.

Since the change, I made sure to edit chapters I have written and swapped out characters.

I am currently working on the latest chapter involving Heath Slater as a sex worker who got a job at a strip club. Rhyno, Asuka, Ember Moon, The Iiconics, Alexa Bliss, Zelina Vega, Titus O’Neill, Mandy Rose, Nia Jax, Braun Strowman, Otis, and Becky Lynch will make their debuts. As this blog is against sexual assault, it supports sex workers, especially trans sex workers of color, poor sex workers, and disabled sex workers. You are valid and we love you.

Thank you.

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THIS 👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽

Dear female Fanfiction writers on Tumblr,

Please consider writing for gender neutral, or even male readers, and readers of other genders. We exist, and it is very hard for us to find stories on this website.

If you only write for female readers: Please don’t just say that it’s a ‘character abc x reader’ fic. It can easily misinterpreted as a story for gender neutral readers. Specify the gender of the reader on your fics, that shows some support as well.

Give blog recommendations of writers who write for readers of other genders as well. That helps a lot.

But most important: Show your support. Do not exclude readers who aren’t female. 

Sincerely,

The community of readers who are not female

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Sorry not sorry, but anyone can write Drew however they please, top, bottom, or switch. I write Drew in my work, and it is NOT YOUR PLACE to tell us writers of any fandom who to ship and what position should they write that particular character in. Just because you don’t like or read slash/femslash work, doesn’t mean you have to gatekeep other folx from doing so.

That kind of shit is harmful, especially to queer, trans, ace/aro, nonbinary, disabled and BIPOC fanfic writers who write for themselves and/or for other people looking to find an escape from a capitalist, cisheteronormative world in the midst of a pandemic.

Let me just say this for anyone that ships Drew with any other guys ok. DREW IS A TOP AND A DOMINATE TOP! PERIOD! 

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Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic

Of course I’m ok with that!

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PREVIEW STUFFS & MUSIC FOR NEXT CHAPTER OF “WARRIORS OF THE ONYX MILLENNIUM”

Takes place at a Allapattah, Miami, Florida strip club, where Heath saves Ember Moon from an abusive boyfriend while he’s out doing tricks. Featuring Becky Lynch, Peyton Royce, Billie Kay, Alexa Bliss, and Zelina Vega as the strippers.

Preview Music (For Becky’s dance)

If you haven’t already, check out the link and leave me feedback!!!

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FML 😹😹

Enjoy this meme I made instead of writing

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: World Wrestling Entertainment Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Dean Ambrose | Jon Moxley, Seth Rollins | Tyler Black, Roman Reigns, Original Characters Additional Tags: Comedy Summary:

For the past six weeks, The Shield’s Dean Ambrose have been making himself sane by signing…colorful autographs with fans, until his game at a Kroger store near the arena in Little Rock makes staff and his teammates lose their minds.

Re-Posting from an old post on here. Please check it out. 

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Golden Rules for Fanfiction Readers:

if the fic already has a thousand comments, comment still. Your comment will still matter and delight the author.

if a fic is a decade old and the author hasn’t been active in the last five years, comment still. There will come a time when the author will read and cherish your comment, or maybe it will motivate them enough to start writing again. You never know!

if the author never responds to comments, comment still. Interaction with the author is a very nice bonus, but you can be sure that even if the author doesn’t answer, they will read it and enjoy it at some point

there’s no such thing as a too long comment.

there’s no such thing as a too incoherent comment.

the author will give no flying fuck about any gramatical errors, typo or other misspellings. If you’re a non-native speaker struggling to express themselves, you can be sure the author will be all the more pleased that you surmounted the language barrier to let them know you appreciated their work. Don’t be afraid!

there’s no such thing as commenting too often.

you will never, ever come across as creepy by obsessing over a fic or an author to the point where you worry the author might think you’re a stalker. On the contrary, the author will be delighted by your investment in their work.

say thank you. It’s always appreciated to see readers acknowledge the work and commitment that is put into writing.

the floaty review box (ao3 add-on) is your friend

be positive and encouraging. Positive reviews make writers all warm and glowy from the inside, bashing plunge their soul into icy darkness. You want the first, not the second!

whoever you are, if you read their fic, YOU are IMPORTANT to the author. Let them know you’re there!

(if any author wants to contradict one of those rules, please let me know!)

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Reblogging cos as a fanfic writer I only write to alleviate my mental illness, but would appreciate some feedback or whatnot if you enjoyed it. What I don't appreciate is folx demanding that I write another chapter. On their time or interest. As if my mental illness or learning disabilities weren't valid. As if my writing to them was like a primetime tv series where each new ep is weekly, when in reality, like how I come up with a different chapter, tv shows takes weeks and months to form.

I write for myself (and other folx that can relate to my work), and I write for free. I'm pointing this out cos this has happened to me once, which caused me to cuss out the person and take down my work (Partially cos I didn't like it myself and storylines and personal lives change).

Yes, we all love free shit, even yours truly loves free shit. However, if I were to actually own my own fandom and got demanding requests like that. "Fuck you, pay me," would be my response.

To sum it all up, respect the fandom creators (in artwork or writing) by not taking our work for granted cos at the end of the day, we're people who come from all different backgrounds and lives. Some of us may have shitty lives and this is an escape from that shitty life. So show us some love cos it helps a huge deal and I tend to take feedback to use. Just don't be entitled assholes who demand free shit on your time because you won't get it.

art takes hours to produce and seconds to consume so dont act suprised when artists get upset when their posts only get likes and no reblogs

similarly a piece of writing that takes a few minutes to read could have weeks of work behind it… dont take creativity for granted when ur getting it for free

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Thank you, darlin'! Please do. 😸

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: World Wrestling Entertainment Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lana/Rusev (Mentioned), Drew McIntyre/Alberto Del Rio (Mentioned) Characters: Sheamus (Professional Wrestling), Alberto Del Rio, Alexander Rusev, Wade Barrett Summary:

It all started with a four-way phone call between members of The League of Nations. Takes place after Wrestlemania 32.

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Doing a little spring cleaning with the Warriors fanfiction

All chapters will be edited and housed at Archive of Our Own. If you see them gone from this Tumblr, this is why. Makes thing easier and well-organized. For safety reasons I can’t disclose, only members of Ao3 can post comments. You can leave kudos. Notes will be indicated in the fic. Thanks!

Kay bye!

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Does anyone want me to post the new au fanfic with 3MB, Wade and the gang as superheros with powers that Sailor Moon and X-Men fans can relate?

Please tell me you want me to post them. So if I post it, you'll read it and reblog and shit, right?

If you haven't, read the recent fic I wrote of Seth and Dean: http://artemisphoenixfanfiction.tumblr.com/post/92423489376/serial-crank-calling