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Meanwhile in Somewhere Else…

shoutout to the 10 people who understand this insane crossover <3

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sorry (definitely not sorry) + the first, cute sketch, but then i decided that Jayce 2.0 would be a better option

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man of progress

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He did become a drug dealer… so this makes a lot more sense

Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?

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I was talking with a friend. I tried to say mort from Madagascar but I said mort from the Magnus archives. And then this happened

If I had to make it you have to see it

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:)

Cozy long hair Jon💙

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The glorious air pollution or whatever ❤️

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december 2nd?? what the fuck. what’s next? december 3rd?? a 4th of december???? give me a fucking break.

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The Vast

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I would also like to add:

• A furniture store that is an infinite maze (like ikea)

• A clothing store where you can’t escape the clothes you try on (slowly compresses you)

• a tech store that sucks you into an infinite camera world

• a Chuck E. Cheese that is completely ordinary

• a book store that burns out your eyes if you read anything

my headcanons for shops in the hilltop centre:

touristy gift shop but there's a figure in all the postcards, getting closer and closer to the camera in each one

evil evil food court that serves you People Meat

indoor crazy golf place that's infinite and colourful and loud. if you put your hand in one of the holes to get your ball back, it bites you

a regular claire's

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Guys what if Colin’s voice shows up in the computer

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Zombie 5k happening.

Everyone is dressed like zombies and other monsters.

AND A ‘67 IMPALA ROLLS BY

PLAYING CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

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This came to me in a vision. a stupid vision, but a vision nonetheless

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my favorite somewhat underrated jarchivist moments

“a COMPLAINT? i could just as easily COMPLAIN about her WASTING MY TIME”

“before i address the central point of this statement, namely the question of…. whether the sky can eat people .”

melanie: “i should have known this was a COMPLETE waste of my time” jon: “probably 🙄”

“you don’t seem like you’re in your fifties?? or- or burnt to a crisp”

“you’re serious? you’re going on a date with… the dullard of skull mountain just so you have an excuse to eat a shopska salad?”

“another startling insight from the piercing investigative mind of georgie barker”

“WHAT is my metaphorical pit???”

melanie: “i mean it’s not like you have any reason to kill me” jon: noncommittal sound

martin: “melanie seems okay but i get the feeling she’s planning something?” jon: “i- i got that feeling. Too.”

“so. kidnapped. Again.”

“like colors, but if colors hated me. got it. christ i need a cigarette.”

“MARTIN. STOP trying to TOUCH the PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE. just PUT YOUR HANDS in YOUR POCKETS or SOMETHING-”

basira: “so would you say this was supposed to be churchill or alfred hitchcock?” jon: “jowls like that, could be either”

“coma! great! let’s rearrange his office! sleeping people don’t need. pens!”

“police brutality lawsuit? :)”

[picture of edwardian offense] “I what?”

daisy: “it’s a joke, jon.” jon: “oh! hAha! yes.”

“i mean you’re not suggesting that santa works for the people’s church..”

long-suffering sigh “fuck.”

“i’m starting to feel a little. Self Conscious being a post apocalyptic google !”

martin: “did it stir any feeling in you?” jon: “Yes! Nausea! Because of the Horrible Things In It!”

“Yes the Colossal Web stretching down into an Endless Pit is a Significant improvement😑”

“‘free will’ she says, as we stand in the middle of her FUCKING WEB”

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Trevor Herbert.

A homeless man.

A hunter

A murderer

A vamp killer

But most of all!

A POLITICIAN

(he slays the competition)