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Scar is always up for a good chase sequence but this is getting ridiculous.
“You’ll never catch me,” Villain-of-the-week calls over their shoulder while jumping another rooftop gap.
Scar is never forgetting his bow ever again. Ever! Again! His feet skid against a patch of rooftop gravel (why is that a thing?) and he cups his hands around his mouth to yell, “then how about we settle this another way?”
The villain slows, stops. “Oh? What did you have in mind, Hotguy?”
The gap between them is a really, really long fall into a really, really busy road. Perfect stakes!
“Volleyball,” Scar declares, brandishing the ball with a flourish.
The villain gapes. “Where the hell were you keeping that—”
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Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”
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your friends think about you, y'know? they smile and think about goofy shit you've said. they pray for you. they smell your perfume in a shop and think of you fondly. they tell anecdotes involving you to strangers and friends. they remember the way you hug or bite or high five and want to repeat it with you. they love you. i promise.
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thanks doc!
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art imitates life
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Just a quick not friendly reminder: someone who has apologized for past mistakes, made amends for past actions, and clearly no longer holds past beliefs, is a far better person than one who digs up old dirt and uses a person's past that no longer exists against them.
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Me every time anyone say ‘my main goal’
thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call
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the more things change the more they stay the same
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I had an amazing idea
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Since it's pride month I think people should remember the A in LGBTQIA+ stands for identities such as aromantic, asexual, etc.
It does not stand for ally.
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happy pride month from the magic mountaineers!
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I didn’t get this for like 5 minutes 😭
sharing this bc this is hilarious
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I've been needing to draw these guys for so long- they're so important to me :3
Ddvau by @kitsuneisi & @xmaruu11
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ah yes, me, my boyfriend and this weird freak star that he’s weirdly attached to after experiencing the horrors.
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