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yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they
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Kyle: Does anyone else get happy when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Hal: Can't relate.
Guy: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
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I just know comic Ollie would hate cw arrow and make fun of it with Hal and Dinah about how trash it is.
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I WILL STILL SAY DISNEY AU HAD TO BE DONE ON MY DEATHBED
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this dramatic ass motherfucker
clark: so buddy how you doin--
hal, making a damn chaise and getting ready for therapy: im really lonely
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Hal and Bruce hunting down and learning one of the only alien languages Clark doesn't know so they can flirt within earshot of Clark, who's totally-not-nosy ass is so mad he doesn't know what they're talking about.
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Batman is 1000% overshadowed by his kids.
Dick Grayson is better at acrobatics and flexibility. Duh.
Jason Todd is better at brute strength hand-to-hand combat (also he has a fucking gun, so ranged attacks +1, another +1 for not being a pussy and killing people. [PS DC stop nerfing my boy.])
Tim Drake stole the title of World’s Greatest Detective right out from under Bruce, and he would probably be unstoppable if he still had his spleen.
Stephanie Brown is superior at actually being a functioning human being- objectively the most important trait of everyone here.
Cassandra Cain is just better. At what? Everything.
Damian Wayne is better at channeling his trauma and autism into things that aren’t punching mentally ill people (like seriously the kid had to unlearn his LoA brainwashing and look at him go adopting animals instead of traumatized orphans.)
Duke Thomas cAN FUCKING FLY.
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OMG YOU STARTED DRAWING THEM AGAIN 😭😭😭
I scrolled upon a reference photo I couldn’t resist using
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Stages of relating to Tim Drake
Reading Robin (1993): haha I do that
Reading Red Robin (2009): haha I do that. [beat] fuck, I do that
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Kagaya: Alright, I have a box.
Kagaya: We are going to put everything we hate in the box
Shinobu: Can I put Tomioka-san in the box?
Kagaya: No.
Sanemi: Can I put Tomioka in the box?
Kagaya: We are not putting anyone in the box!
Giyuu: . . . Can I put myself in the box?
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Roy’s a gem Batman/Superman: World’s Finest #9
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Do you think it's awkward for Hal when the Justice League discuss their dream worlds?
Bruce: Gotham City free of crime.
Clark: A Krypton that was never destroyed.
Hal: Sinestro being my friend.
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ramadan mubarak to all my fellow muslims from damian and alfred the cat 🫶🫶
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