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when you’ve been patiently waiting to talk about your new cube at show and tell and someone interrupts

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IN THIS HOUSE WE STAND FOR THE FLAG🗣️🦅💥

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Have a baby Dan

and a cunty baby phil in return <3

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In honor of tit day I thought I'd post this WIP i've had sitting on my computer for the past few months! It's eventually going to be muchhhhh longer.... that is when I start working on it again

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dan: i rly love sex…. like i loooove sex i have it ALL the time. couldn’t live without a good fuck every day of my life hoooo boi. did i mention i get laid??? so much. horny on main amiright haha but no worries i can Get That Taken Care Of when i have SEX

dan: btw i literally never leave my house. ever. also phil is the only human being i have interacted with in my entire life :/ can’t believe i’m stuck inside this house with phil 24/7…….

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phoppy phlaytime chaphter phour 🦖🦁✨ — more phan doodles here │ request a commission!

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i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

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to that beautiful woman that went all out with the dance to chk chk boom during the dublin terrible influence pre show playlist: i think about you all the time

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✦ i make you laugh… i make you smile (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) ✧ 

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this is a redrawing of this animation i did of Dan & Phil in December 2015 ♡ needless to say, a lot has changed in the last 10 years ♡

more phan doodles here

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pj hesitating on the best answer for the 'who would you rather date' question in order to get dan as a result... crazy

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Get you a boyfriend who commits to the bit like this guy!!

"My girlfriend sent me a picture of this qr code- I'm at home, playing fifa, confused and bewildered."

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a love like this is so special i’m going to be sick

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Regulus and Remus HAD a crush on each other on the SAME period .

Third year for Regulus and Fourth year for Remus.

Regulus gay awerning was Remus , and Remus first real crush was Regulus.

They were paired for commenting quidditch matches when Regulus had a broken wrist when he returned Hogwarts that year.

They commented together, and they were hilarious, they had the sarcasm and the passion.

Peter and Pandora were the true victims of this, Dora listened to Regulus rambling about Remus' welsh accent and Peter listened to Remus about Regulus' eyes.

They shared cigarettes ( Remus cigarettes which for casualties were always few of them so they had to share them instead of each having one ) , they walked down together a little later than other students because none of them wanted to leave actually, Regulus was gifted one of Remus sweathers by Remus himself one day in winter.

When Regulus wrist was okay, Remus thought that they would stop talking, instead Regulus always asked him if he was the one commenting on the match and once he said that Remus gave him luck ( Remus cried thank you , Peter wanted to suicide ) .

Passing fourth/third year their situation becomes purely friendly, they still have that strange connection but only as friends.

In Fifth Remus started dating Sirius and Regulus started to like James ( Pandora first thought was to suicide ) .

Years later one evening someone asked Regulus who has been his gay awakening and he answered that it was Remus in his third year.

Peter almost suffocated , and Remus said that in the same period he had a crush on Regulus. ( Regulus laughed the HARDEST in his entire life , Remus with him , Pandora and Peter they sighed damn loud )

When the others asked why they didn't confess, they both answered that they thought the other was being friendly.

Barty cried because ( his literal words ) : ' We could have the hottest couple of Hogwarts , Merlin and Morgana both ' .

Regulus and Remus both laughed ( Sirius and James were having an aneurysm ) .

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No thanks.