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This is so funny pls

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Hello tumblr my name is Dan.

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Jesus was part of the Phagenda.

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im litearlly going to jump into oncoming traffic dan im sosorry its teddy and phil now

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did dnp join bluesky??

dan messaged someone who had his name on there!

and he may have offered meet and greet tickets in exchanged

and now he's gonna get phil to message @danrifics for amazingphil dfghbnfgdfgh

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rpf more like. rpph. am i right guys. can anybody hear me

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After the third consecutive night of fans asking about the marriage conspiracy, Dan considers the quirks of their relationship and checks in with Phil. Phil, as usual is unbothered, moisturized, happy, in his lane, focused, and flourishing.

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oh ok

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"We know" excuse me??

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My guilty pleasure right now is watching luxury hotel reviews and I found this british guy who keeps accidentally clipping into the backrooms.

He's unintentionally making the best liminal horror content on youtube

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IM PISSING MYSELF I FORGOT ALFIE WAS A PHILBOYYY guys phil fucking PULLED. he transcended sexuality he was pulling in everyone.

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my most toxic trait is that I don’t like that baby hippo. never have. sorry to that hippo! x

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Stop flirting goddd

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oh

here are some more things that happened at tit Atlanta

topic under the cut for the yap session

The topic was zombies and dan said the usual if Phil was in an apocalyptic situation he would be the first person to die or he would be the last five people on earth

He said if you ate Phil’s flesh would be good, it would be like eating A5 wagyu bc phil has never moved a day in his life

And phil said the best part of him would be his thigh and then said if Dan was a zombie he’d keep him on a leash to stay with him and then dan was like ok no too much and phil was like I’d keep you in a cage

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i love dan's initial reaction of intrigue for the two seconds it takes him to remember they're looking at phil's likes and the look on phil's face while watching the video quickly changing when he remembers dan is also watching

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HUH