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He is spot on.

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character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!

the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!

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Re blogging this because I have a food intolerance to paprika and 'spices' is such a red flag for me that I have to avoid a bunch of food.

Also uk so not sure who can change that

I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.

"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.

Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.

Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.

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That's hot

In case anyone misunderstands where I fall on the illegal immigrant issue and the "poor terrified abuelas" that are just trying to find a better life by coming across the border illegally:

There should be a border wall across the entire Mexican border. Every twenty feet there should be a soldier with a 50 cal turret, and they should empty an entire belt into anyone who even approaches the border. When the bodies cool, they should send soldiers out to sift through them, find the cartel members, and put their heads on spikes facing Mexico.

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I only voted no because I inherited his short fuse

Beyond that I'm cool with it

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Homies time

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reblogging @generallemrc's post because this is beautifully based but it won't let me reblog

for real please get off your neo-marxist soma for five seconds and touch grass (and don't come complaining to me about how lawns are capitalist; if it bothers you that much go sit in some dandelions)

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For those who dont understand how money works and how billionaires become that

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The Marvilisation of Film and TV needs to end

Not every serious moment need a quip or a funny line.

Sometimes you can let something be slow and meaningful without dialogue.

It dilutes everything.

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The worst thing I've seen about this so far is that Jared Leto is Skeletor

First look at Nicholas Galitzine's live-action Masters of the Universe movie 🔥

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credit

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FANTASTIC THREAD!

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Next thing is erasing then M from MTG

You know, I wondered if that bit of blue meant that Sarkhan "the Mad" gained some stability and self-control, channeling his energy into more creative ends.

But nope, our boy's back on his shit again, and has the best possible mechanical expression of it, showing off cool dragons for treasures.

Also, he shifted to being a druid instead of a shaman? For some reason?