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Both are valid reasons to want to find artifacts

imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

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Some people don't realised the ring itself is not just an inanimate object. It has a will and power just by bring around people. Frodo not only endured the journey but he was also also enduring a constant battle of willpower against a power unimaginable that it corrupts all near it.

People who hate Frodo Baggins are my enemy. "He didn't do anything and was useless"--yeah, okay, so what you're not understanding is that he was the sacrificial lamb. He endured physical, mental, and emotional torment that got worse and worse as his will broke. Everyone knew this. EVERYONE KNEW THIS. That's why everyone was devastated about it. Because Frodo was the most innocent among them, that was the entire point. He represented ordinary peaceful people being destroyed by the horrors of war. And as a hobbit he also represented some of the last vestiges of magic in what was basically a post magic apocalypse.

Frodo was basically an innocent puppy thrown into the Torment Nexus so that EVERYONE ELSE could maybe have a hope of surviving. And he did that willingly. HE DID IT OF HIS OWN FREE WILL, KNOWING IT WOULD RUIN HIM.

Frodo haters won't see the light of heaven

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I would like this for England plz

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I have a sworn hatred for most book adaptations.

Often because I have read the book first.

can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting

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Fuck my country sometimes

We need a radical change

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Stick drift issue is easy to solve with a little know how and a couple of screw drivers and a replacement stick from Ebay

The latest cope from the Nintendo fanboys is them trying to justify the Nintendo Switch 2 not using hall effect technology on the joycons. They're just taking it on good faith that Nintendo fixed the stick drift issue without it.

Well, at least if they didn't fix the stick drift issue the replacement JoyCons are sure to be much more expensive this time!

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I don't need to add anything

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look. look at this beautiful sword meme. i’m going to cry

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Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy

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