armouredgoblin
Finally feel free enough to speak more of my mind
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Its getting tiring being in the middle ground of politics and ideals. I have been trapped in a bubble of stupid and feel strong enough to actually post things that most alinge with what I am thinking. Pro tip: Dont ask who I am and what my pronouns are you wont get shit.
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armouredgoblin · 3 days ago
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https://twitter.com/Kbearart/status/1433601390429892621
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thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)
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armouredgoblin · 3 days ago
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I would watch this without hesitation
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armouredgoblin · 6 days ago
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Acceptable
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armouredgoblin · 7 days ago
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armouredgoblin · 7 days ago
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Kind reminder, it’s no shave November, a month dedicated to bringing awareness towards prostate cancer, a cancer that effects men. Also, November 19th is international men’s day!
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armouredgoblin · 7 days ago
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things we need to address:
gen z men getting pulled into alt-right pipelines through andrew tate, joe rogan, elon musk, jordan peterson etc
the gullibility and stupidity of half the country voting against our collective best interests
the broad effect social media has on public and common good
lazy minds and lack of empathy
outside-country interference (trump and elon’s connections to russia and the amount of bots from other countries spreading misinformation)
the long-term effects of AI and rampant disinformation
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armouredgoblin · 8 days ago
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I got an orca
Not bad
You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.
Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)
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armouredgoblin · 9 days ago
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armouredgoblin · 10 days ago
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Die hard
*slowly reaches for the popcorn*
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armouredgoblin · 11 days ago
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Marena by Rostyslav Zagornov
From the aritst:
A bit of reimagination of traditional Ukrainian (and Slavic in general) folklore with a flare of fantasy. Marena is mostly known as a mythological creature representing the circle of existence , goddess of the winter, and death. She plays a major role in rituals related to greeting new summer and fertility.
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armouredgoblin · 12 days ago
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Florkskin.
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armouredgoblin · 12 days ago
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The people doing this do not have an imagination and want to kill the idea of ideas outside of the real world. Everything needs to be connected to the real world including the fantasy politics. There cannot be evil because everyone who is sentient is good in the world (unless its the specific group I don't like).
The idea of monstrous creatures that can be player characters adds variety and surprise surprise
DIVERSITY TO A FANTASY WORLD.
But basically Until everything is California esc. Filled with Marvel like quips and nothing that can possibly cause offence to the point where HR has to be part of playing DnD.
Primitive creatures cannot exist Politics all go one way And Dungeons are wheelchair accessible.
Fuck those who make things so boring. (link below is slightly unrelated but sorta is)
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armouredgoblin · 14 days ago
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I bring a “there’s no meaningful difference between men and women that doesn’t exclude someone” to the function that gender essentialists hate
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armouredgoblin · 14 days ago
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armouredgoblin · 15 days ago
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This will never NOT be funny
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armouredgoblin · 15 days ago
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Just like the god emperor intended
Dogehammer Fortykay
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armouredgoblin · 15 days ago
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Undecided about D&D 5.5 and the 2024 rules
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Pros:
Weapon Mastery
Cunning Strike
stat boosts and skills moving from Species to Backgrounds
the PHB rules glossary and the DMG toolkit (for ease of use)
origin feats, and general feats giving +1 to a stat
easier to homebrew player-facing rules (because feats and subclasses are more streamlined)
some big changes, some minor tweaks
Cons:
power creep (full assessment pending until the MM comes out)
uneven power creep
stealth makes no sense
they fully bailed on the skill system
strains suspension of disbelief even more
less support for homebrewed monsters
some big changes, some minor tweaks
The CR system needs playtesting with the new Monster Manual, so assessment pending. We're probably gonna see much more dangerous monsters: Cure Wounds straight up doubled the hp it heals, and healing in general is a lot more generous. I don't know if that bloat was necessary, or motivated by anything other than "players can do MOAR damage now, buy our new books to be COOLER!", followed by a domino effect.
At this point, I'm torn between incorporating a few 5.5 rules to 5e, or a few 5e rules to 5.5, or whole other subsystems to either (I'm looking at the skill system of Level Up a.k.a. Advanced 5th Edition, it's interesting), or abandoning D&D altogether (because I'm tired, not because it's that bad). But I'm pretty sure I won't adopt 5.5 as is.
Assessment pending.
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