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Hooters is just an extremely American take on a maid cafe if you think about it

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y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

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Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

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happy Thursday the 20th

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it's just sooooooo like. i feel like other people are so animated and driven and full of feeling and life and passion and connection with those around them and i'm just completely blank behind the eyes and i never do anything and i can't make myself authentically feel and think in that naturally comfortable way that most people seem to

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Couples shirt idea

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We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

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like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

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Tumblr isn't giving us back the boops for ides of march so I will do it myself.

Get your boops everyone!!!

I just put these together real quick feel free to use them.

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you bottle Miette??

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all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure

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there's always a bigger fish images except it's "there's always a transfem who knows MTG rules better than the last one"

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I'm just so tired.