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gonna start saying “you couldn’t make x movie today” but for reasons unrelated to political correctness

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The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

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it's very funny how people immediately forget a character is disabled as soon as their character arc stops orbiting around their disability. like he's missing a leg.

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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

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if someone asked me “What color is your heart today? Why?” instead of “how are you” I would murder them in cold blood. 

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caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

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baristas deserve 100 dollars per hour

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I miss when library books used to have little paper pockets inside with a list of all the people who borrowed it and when... I hate that this is now exclusive knowledge of librarians. I do care that a miss Mariana borrowed this book in 1985 and then Dario in 1997. They're my brothers and sisters

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2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

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“twisting classical characters like dorian gray into a homosexual”

i’m fucking crying

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impeachy the conservative clown

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someone is on my blog on their wii that is dedication right there