I simply do not wish to be percived
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"I'm just a girl", "girl math", "girl dinner", "divine feminine energy", "bimbocore", "clean girl", "girl's girl", "girlfriend brain" SHUT UPPP!!! SHUTT THE FUCKKKK UPPPPPP !!!!
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I need someone to take me out back and shoot me like a rabid dog
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Wow I sure do love my real bargain bin cat.

Here is definitely a real kitty (who is totally not begging)
Big real kitty only worth a fake $2.30!
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Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day
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im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.
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I know I am a little bit late to this but in Interstellar, the movie about black holes and time travel and ada yada, The inciting event of the movie is that humanity can no longer continue farming mono cultures and we need to leave the planet.
I feel like. There might have been. Maybe. Another option. One that was not mass Exodus. like. Possibly something a lil closer to home. Maybe a bit more complex than plant a corn, plant more corn. But probably less complicated than astrophysics.
#oh my god thank you#I feel like I’m going crazy#why does everyone like this movie#I mean#you mean to tell me#that they cracked cryosleep and interstellar travel#but they couldn’t do anything for the planet#I seriously think they think people just entirely didn’t care about the envoument#because it really implies that all of physics was extremely well funded#to the point where studying wormholes was a viable career option (it’s not really at current)#but studying environmental and earth sciences where not#dispute studying earth sciences being directly applicable to earth#also this just isn’t how really anti-intellectual movements work#they don’t pick and chose fields to neglect#they ignore all of it#this just shows that the authors may have studied wormhole shapes#but they didn’t bother to understand the intersection between the science fields they are taking about and society#which is much more fundamental to writing sci-fi#if you don’t have that you just can’t write sci-fi#but I guess that that doesn’t make you look smart in the same way that doing some reasech into the current state id wormhole reasech is#wow that was a bit longer than I entendes#but don’t get me started on the female scientist with scientist father trope this perpetuates#because I am mad about it#and this trope has genuinely impacted people’s perception of me in science
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Why do people keep asking me to watch interstellar with them. I’ve seen it and it’s not a good movie and I don’t really want to watch it again cause I’ll just get mad.
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I must know what the album is
So I was listening to an album, the specific one is unimportant, I was listening to it because my friend said the album reminded him of me, and you know what I was hit with when I started it? A 6 and a half minute song about a rat dying of poisoning!!
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I have watched people do the equivalent of teaching chat gpt there classes instead of doing the work they are paying a lot of money to do
(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool
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mindfuck: it will never be thursday ever again
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violent impulses are actually very healthy for girls. we must nourish girls’ desire to kill and maim
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me: saving a file locally any program: hii 😏save it on the cloud... 😫🫠hey did you know we have a cloud service??😳🤤 hey🥺. you want to save locally 😫😭but pleassse upload. 🫠😫😫omg our service now includes😈 online sevicr😏👄. upload it to 🤤clowud👄..we have a 👀 cloud🤤🥺🥺. give it to me Rachel😳😫hey! 😘 look!!👀👀 online servbive .save it on 💦 our 💦 server💦🥺🥺 😈. oww m g 👉🏻👈🏻pleasss😳🥴 uploard your fileee on our cloud service😭😩. it's so good!!😵💫 give it to mmmeee 😫🥺 do it.👄 noo 😮not locally🥴😭😭. use our 😘online servjceeee👉🏻👈🏻😩
#this shit#I was so mad about this on my computer#I have a terabyte of local memory#on my laptop#but windows decided it was going to back everything up#to an account that has 32 megabytes#which is nothing#I have dealt with single files larger than that#I also have no idea how it was trying to handle the dual boot
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thought abt how big ℝ is for a sec n got scared
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