aredredrosebyanyothername
aredredrosebyanyothername
A Rose By Any Other Name
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I simply do not wish to be percived
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"I'm just a girl", "girl math", "girl dinner", "divine feminine energy", "bimbocore", "clean girl", "girl's girl", "girlfriend brain" SHUT UPPP!!! SHUTT THE FUCKKKK UPPPPPP !!!!
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I need someone to take me out back and shoot me like a rabid dog
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Wow I sure do love my real bargain bin cat.
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Here is definitely a real kitty (who is totally not begging)
Big real kitty only worth a fake $2.30!
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aredredrosebyanyothername · 10 days ago
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aredredrosebyanyothername · 11 days ago
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aredredrosebyanyothername · 11 days ago
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Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day
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aredredrosebyanyothername · 17 days ago
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im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.
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aredredrosebyanyothername · 22 days ago
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I know I am a little bit late to this but in Interstellar, the movie about black holes and time travel and ada yada, The inciting event of the movie is that humanity can no longer continue farming mono cultures and we need to leave the planet.
I feel like. There might have been. Maybe. Another option. One that was not mass Exodus. like. Possibly something a lil closer to home. Maybe a bit more complex than plant a corn, plant more corn. But probably less complicated than astrophysics.
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aredredrosebyanyothername · 23 days ago
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Why do people keep asking me to watch interstellar with them. I’ve seen it and it’s not a good movie and I don’t really want to watch it again cause I’ll just get mad.
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aredredrosebyanyothername · 23 days ago
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I must know what the album is
So I was listening to an album, the specific one is unimportant, I was listening to it because my friend said the album reminded him of me, and you know what I was hit with when I started it? A 6 and a half minute song about a rat dying of poisoning!!
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aredredrosebyanyothername · 26 days ago
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I have watched people do the equivalent of teaching chat gpt there classes instead of doing the work they are paying a lot of money to do
(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool
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aredredrosebyanyothername · 26 days ago
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mindfuck: it will never be thursday ever again
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aredredrosebyanyothername · 29 days ago
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violent impulses are actually very healthy for girls. we must nourish girls’ desire to kill and maim
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aredredrosebyanyothername · 1 month ago
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me: saving a file locally any program: hii 😏save it on the cloud... 😫🫠hey did you know we have a cloud service??😳🤤 hey🥺. you want to save locally 😫😭but pleassse upload. 🫠😫😫omg our service now includes😈 online sevicr😏👄. upload it to 🤤clowud👄..we have a 👀 cloud🤤🥺🥺. give it to me Rachel😳😫hey! 😘 look!!👀👀 online servbive .save it on 💦 our 💦 server💦🥺🥺 😈. oww m g 👉🏻👈🏻pleasss😳🥴 uploard your fileee on our cloud service😭😩. it's so good!!😵‍💫 give it to mmmeee 😫🥺 do it.👄 noo 😮not locally🥴😭😭. use our 😘online servjceeee👉🏻👈🏻😩
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aredredrosebyanyothername · 1 month ago
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thought abt how big ℝ is for a sec n got scared
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