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I need more AUs where James is Remus’ sugar daddy

It’s canon that James was the one financially supporting him 👀👀 so not too far off 👀 and and whilst he’s his sugar daddy they become friends 👀 and then more than friends 😏

…Hang on, Moonchaser pretty woman au?

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Please tell me Sirius Remus and Tomny have a threesome 🙏🙏🙏

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Someone tell me their Tomny mental image description I keep on imagining him as like a long greasy haired dirty blonde under eye bag stinky smelly tall broad ugly guy and not in the ugly hot way ???

Help

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Saw a tweet that said “when my parents say they aren’t proud of me, I remind myself that I’m not very impressed with them either”

Made me feel a tad better about myself

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Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

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Tim: Bruce, I’m gay

Bruce: oh

Tim: oh?

Bruce: I mean you being gay sort of ruins the entire edgy thing the batfamily has going on

Tim: what?

Bruce: because you’re gay.. you’re happy..??

Tim: when Dick uses the term gay he means something different than me

Dick, poking head into room: no we mean the same thing, I just didn’t want to explain it to him

Tim: no Bruce, I’m bisexual, I’m into men and woman

Bruce: oh, congrats? Me too?

Tim: WHAT?!

Dick: Superman was my co parent at one point I definitely saw them kiss

Tim: again, WHAT?!

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sirius would try and romanticise his life when he’s the most miserable person on earth

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How Wolfstar Fits Into Canon

Remus and Sirius dated through almost of their years at Hogwarts. They moved in together when they left, and had plans of having a 'wedding', though it was not yet legal. Then, Sirius was sent to Azkaban. Remus, heartbroken and alone, not even his friends, who were now dead, to comfort him. After many, many years, he fell in love with Nymphadora Tonks, and married her. When Sirius came back, they both agreed it was too chaotic to address what they had, and soon after, Sirius died.

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sharing this one here too!!!<333

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remus lupin is wild unkept curls, crooked diy hair cuts, chapped teeth, a big hooked nose, picked at finger nails, freckles and exzema, acne scars, deep cuts, big brown eyes with long lashes, an almost too big mouth, constant pout, furrowed bushy brows, pale on naturally tan skin, visible bones and too long limbs, stretched out and tall, bumping his head on door frames, ink spills on his lips from biting his pen, scoliosis, loose belts with diy holes, leather books bags that cut into his shoulders and make him walk askew, hoarse voice and a sputtering laugh, bad hearing because he puts his music on too high volume, picks at his scabs and scars, mismatched socks, falling apart trainers, wide shoulders but skinny arms and torso, hunched posture and walk, resting bitch/disinterested face, low appetite but extremely sweet tooth, manual labor skills, book worm and reading glasses, annotated books with broken spines, rjl written into the covers.

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How To Jeopardise Your Friendship With Remus Lupin is finished!!! Read it here <3

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Remus and Sirius 15 minutes after calling each other best friends

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tumblr notifs: Mutual™ has liked your post

me: *clicks on the button to see which post* I must know which of my humble offerings have pleased my dearest.

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having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

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I leave my house to read fanfic in nature

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If I started drawing stuff (traditional) would anyone enjoy it or is that like mundane and stupid

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reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star