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So I'm not going to posting often but remember if your in the clone wars time and feel like your being watched remember it's probably stitches this but I will post occasionally and rexsoka codywan blyla and foxiyo are the best clone ships also fuck luxsoka and fivesoka but I will post occasionally when I remember you all also quick side rant who else in the second jedi fallen order used the blaster and double sabers completely for their first time going through the story

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More bucky

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Have bucky

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"Stitches you look like your cold" rex said

"I'm always fucking shivering and we are in winter what do you expect" stitches says annoyed

"Fair enough stitches" rex says.

"I have to go do something" stitches says as he grabs his motorcycle helmet.

"What do you have to do stitches it's you so it can't be important" rex says.

"fick dich" stitches says as he runs out.

"Did he just say fuck me as he ran out. .

" Yes he did" lieutenant Sharp says

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"Crosshair what did you do" hunter says.

"I put tech's data pad in a high place" crosshair says.

"Give me my data pad" tech says.

"No" crosshair says

"But crosshair your supposed to be nice" omega says.

"Never" Crosshair says.

"I wanna blow something up" wrecker says.

"No not after last time wrecker" echo says

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"I have dug a hole" stitches says.

"Again stitches" rex looks at stitches obviously not in the mood

"The song diggy diggy hole is too good not to dig a hole to" stitches says.

" You are going to be the death of me" rex says

"Good" stitches says as he lights a match on his boot and lights a cigarette

" stitches you know german you like digging a hole and you are a private person are you sure your not a personal pretending to be a clone" kix says.

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Stitches walks into the store

"Hello misses chen" stitches says.

"You look like shit stitches" misses Chen says.

"And you look as beautiful as ever" stitches says as he grabs some items off the shelf.

"Have you been doing the yoga"

"No I got the video of your cousin and doesn't work" stitches says.

"It doesn't work because you don't give a chance you dala" misses Chen says

"You see right there I don't understand what you said. *stitches walks to a place in the store as a police detective walks in

"give me your strongest whiskey and your fanciest cup" rosa says.

"You know a guy is here who I think you'd like" Misses Chen says.

"Alright, i got a pack of cigarettes and a half gallon of milk here's the 34 credits " stitches says.

"Who are you" rosa says.

"I'm arc trooper stitches of the 501st who are you" stitches says.

"I'm detective Rebecca Dali of the 54th precinct of corusant" rosa says

"Well you look amazing" stitches says.

"Maybe I'll go by the 501st barracks and talk to you" rosa says as she walks out.

(Sorry I haven't posted anything I've been moving to a new house so I haven't had time to post anything)

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The secret chapter 6

"Appo get back here with my arm" stitches yells

*you have to catch me me first" appo says

"Rex my office now" anakin says

"What did I do this time" rex says.

"Are you with her" anakin asks.

"With who" rex asks.

"Don't play dumb rex" Anakin says.

"Who's rex" rex says

"I'm gonna hurt you" anakin says

"What" rex says

"Rex I know about your relationship with ahsoka your not good at hiding it" anakin says as he walks back and forth.

"Like your not good at hiding your relationship with senator amidala" rex says.

"Fucker" anakin says.

Kix runs in.

"Yes kix" Anakin says.

"Stitches knocked fives and Jesse out" kix says and then leaves.

"I have to go deal with this this isn't over rex I will get you to admit it" anakin says as he runs out.

"Alright I'll be in my office"

Three hours later it's midnight everyone is asleep except rex who is doing paperwork in his office but he's not gonna get much further

"Why is there so much paperwork I'm gonna break my hand doing this" rex says as the lead on his pencil breaks

"I need more caf" rex says as he gets up and walks to the break room

In the break room

"What are you doing up this late" ahsoka asks.

"I should ask you the same thing" rex says.

"I couldn't sleep" ahsoka says.

"Did you even try" rex says

"Nope" ahsoka says

"Why not" rex asks.

"Cause you weren't there" ahsoka says as she walks towards rex

"I was there in sprit" rex says.

"Sure" ahsoka says.

Ahsoka kisses rex and then they hear the sound of a camera taking a picture

"What was that" rex says.

they look at the door and see a figure get halfway down the hall before stopping and coughing

"Stitches" rex says

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"So I'm needed to negotiate with the speprutists" Obi-Wan asks

"Yep" anakin says

"No no I got a trick from fox I've been dying to use so i got this" stitches says as he grabs a cup of caf

Stitches starts walking towards the Droids

"Ready am on the clone" the commander battle Droid says

"Hold your fire do not fire i have come to negotiate" stitches says

IN THE SEPARATETIS LEADER'S OFFICE

Stitches hands the separatetis leader the cup of caf "you just won a life time of caf" stitches says as he pulls his silver dc-17 out

"This is only one cup and it's empty" the separatetis leader says

Stitches shoots the separatetis leader and than walks out being sure to shoot every Droid that he sees

"So how did negotiations go" anakin asks

"The general is dead and they are without a leader it's never a war crime the first time"

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"Count To ten slowly please" commander Cody

"One"

"Two"

"Three"

"Four"

"Five"

"six"

"seven"

"eight"

"Fuck you" stitches gives Cody the middle finger

"Now hold your hand out"

Stitches holds his hand out

"Now state your name slowly"

"Stitches same as yesterday and the day before and the day before that"

"You will explain why you have a 212th chip when you are 501st"

"Oh you don't remember me the shiny who you had to give to the 501st cause I punched someone well now you see what I am" stitches says

"What have you become" Cody asks

"I am what you made me" stitches says

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I keep finding funny shit it's too funny

I’m cackling.

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"Are you crazy rex asks as stitches flys the ship in between two separatetis Dreadnoughts and then jumps to hyperspace

"Legally no there's not a word for my condition" stitches says

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This is Canon I will not be told it's not

Hey! I love to see Fox giving riyo one of the bear hugs that puts everything back together ❤️

Everybody Lives (Except Palps) AU ending. Big hugs. The Clone Wars ends. During the Battle for Coruscant, Fox and Master Shaak-Ti succeed in defeating General Grevious and pushing back the Seperatist invasion. However, Supreme Chancellor Palps is tragically killed when Seperatist forces attempt to kidnap him. So tragic. Later a new Chancellor is elected and the Seperatist surrender. Fox retires to be rich house husband.

Meanwhile...

"Since when does Fox have a girlfriend???"

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In a universe

"Do you know where we are" appo says

"No"

"We are in a separatitis base" appo says

"Fuck" stitches says in a quieter tone

"Yeah"

A noise comes from down the hall and then the red emergency lights illuminate rex slowly walking through the hall with his two dc-17s and his helmet missing

"You're still alive" rex says

4 lightsabers ignite at the end of the hall

"Run"

Stitches and appo run and they hear blaster shots and than it's quiet

"Rex probably just got killed" stitches says as he pushs appo into a closet goes into the closet himself and then closes the door and looks out of the slits in the metal just in time to see battle Droids walk by with a unconscious captain rex and general grievous

"Yep" appo says as he puts a silencer on Stitches's blasters

Appo takes his helmet off and than takes stitches's off

"Appo what are you doing"

"I'm sorry" appo says as he stuns stitches and then kisses him and slips out of the closet

"Hey clanker follow me"

"Come here clone" General grievous

Appo runs and grievous follows him

Stitches wakes up in kix's medbay looks over and sees appo

"Good morning star shine the galaxy says hello" appo says

"I'm gonna fucking kill you" stitches jokes

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"Hey rex what are you doing" anakin asks

"Nothing important" rex says as he scrapes at a spot on the back of his helmet

"What are you trying to remove" anakin asks

"A marker dot from god knows what" rex says as he tries to stab the helmet but instead brakes the knife

Anakin just ignites his lightsaber uses it to get rid of the marker dot and walks away

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In a universe

"Ahsoka, why is your son teaching Luke self-defense methods for if he loses his lightsaber" anakin asks

"I don't know why Jax is teaching Luke self-defense methods," ahsoka says

"This is what proves our children are different," anakin says as he watches Jax and Luke

"Yeah," ahsoka says

Luke tries to walk but trips on his foot, hits his head on a table, and goes unconscious

"Well, that's a great self-defense method, Luke," Jax says

"Yeah, Luke is definitely a Skywalker" Ahsoka says

"Ahsoka just because that has happened to me a thousand times doesn't mean anything"